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Topic: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode  (Read 13222 times)

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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #15
Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am
use the negative of the dick cucumbers as shot glasses
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #16
Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #17
Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.
Gyro, August 29, 2016, 08:08:45 am

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #18
I never thought my brain would generate this sentence but "I call dibs on my own dick"
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #19
The fucking long affair article has better tradecraft than a John Le Carre novel.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #20
The list of titles was amazing.  I actually laughed so hard I cried, so thank you all for that.

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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #21
Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.
Gyro, August 29, 2016, 08:08:45 am

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.
jorty, August 29, 2016, 09:40:05 am

Drinking a prerequisite for many activities.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #22
But seriously please stop reading my eHow and wikiHow posts.  It feels like you are making fun of me.

Anyway, I started listening to AdjGuess and those are pretty incredible (it even came up in the autocomplete!).  Please keep doing them.

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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #23
What I liked about the warning in the bachelorette party article is that when they say "don't use sharp knives if the guests have had too much to drink" you know somebody had to learn that the hard way [freakout]

BTW How to Play Bass Like Peter Hook right before How to Stop Dogs From Having Gas was a reference to the Fleshlight episode, major points for anyone that noticed and here's this post if you didn't. The more you know.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #24
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #26
For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #27
For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake
MilfParade, July 07, 2017, 11:08:05 pm
Yeah tell me about it lmao
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #28
Yeah tell me about it lmao
AgentCoop, July 08, 2017, 12:09:53 am

Slap emoji.
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226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode #29
For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.
MilfParade, July 07, 2017, 11:08:05 pm

The mark will go away in three years or so, give or take a few months.
The memories will last forever.
Please And Thanks