203: It's Toasted

[Lemon]

[Bodark]

My shitty yellow teeth were the one last thing about me that I thought couldn't be fetishized. The last fucking thing. Thanks a lot, Montrith.

edit: This could probably use the "you must be a killer" tag. The liberty van nutcase is using that monstrosity to transport bodies.

[Sherman Tank]

Makes me glad I could never pick up the habit. Just can't stand tobacco of any kind, even when I tried using a pipe like the pompous academic I am.

[Sherman Tank]

And shouldn't there be "Thanks Montrith" and "There Are Better Ways to Kill Yourself" tags on this ep?

[QueenSyreen]

"It can be quite a turn on to observe a member of the tender gender--"

What am I doing with my life? What the hell am I doing with my life? I like in a Central Time Zone state and it's three thirty in the morning and I just heard those words with my own ears. Three thirty. Why am I awake? Why do I listen to this podcast? What the hell am I doing? I am clicking all of the red xs and going to bed. good fucking night.

[A Meat]

STOG was really on fire this episode, you gotta be real careful giving him access to fire.

[RedMinjo]

Regarding the "what did we learn" part of the episode, it's absolutely baffling how the conspiracy nuts believe that the government is controlling the weather every day with chemtrails, but man-made climate change is obviously a mainstream media lie.  Like, those are the same conspiracy people, right?  I'd honestly prefer to believe that they aren't, and that even people with crazy baseline beliefs can at least remain consistent.  "They're so powerful that they can change the weather at will, but obviously nobody can make a lasting impact on it."

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Fetishize Eagle 20's, I fucking dare you

[Deep 13]

STOG was really on fire this episode, you gotta be real careful giving him access to fire.

Absolutely loved STOG in this episode. Thanks, STOG!

[YetAnotherAmber]

now I had to go and change my personal text. 'members of the tender gender' may be my favorite recent f plus quote.

[EYE OF ZA]

I had to change my personal text as well

[Zekka]

I'm like 15 minutes in listening to the dude who really wants to get hooked on cigarettes and then quit.

I didn't even consider how much better the "I want to do something inadvisable" episodes would be if you brought someone on who already did the inadvisable thing and got burned by it.

[Aljonso]

So, I kind of guessed coming in that smoking fetish would get brought up.

But I had also thought it would only be about fetishizing the "cool image" of smoking. What really got to me is that these people get their rocks off from the worst shit smoking does to you. The amount of times people exclaimed how much black lungs turned them on may not have been the grossest thing this podcast had for a while, but it was the most repulsive.

[Positronic]

It must be disappointing to meet a woman with nicely yellowed teeth, only to find out that she just drinks a lot of coffee.

[Dawnswalker]

I'm sorry to hear that you're having setbacks with trying to quit, Lemon.

If it helps, try picturing some pallid creep in a smoking jacket he bought off of eBay, jerking it to the thought of you sticking a cigarette up your urethra,