Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

intrusive thought of the day: grilling is the most homoerotic form of cooking

[Lemon]

"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"

[Victor Laszlo]

"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"

why is it ok that burger king people can say it but i can't?

[Spooks]

Hello, everyone, after much internal struggle I'm finally ready to come out as an Adult Baby Diaper Lover.

That's right, I'm gaga for googoo.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

it really sucks when you read something on the internet that pisses you off but its from 2013 so rather than getting into an argument with someone else that just ends up making you feel bad, you're stuck getting into an argument with yourself that just ends up making you feel bad

[Cheapskate]

A video game in which you are the president of a sports league. Your mission is to increase league revenues by taking subtle actions to help the most popular players and teams win, without making it obvious that you are tilting the playing field in their favor.