Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[GirlKisser420]

the bronze age and the iron age are basically the same thing. wake up sheeple

[krytton]

setting my deadzones to 0% because im not a coward

[krytton]

had to explain to my mum today what was so funny about the question on a quiz show "what part of the human cell is known as 'the powerhouse of the cell'?"

[A Meat]

can't spell thug without hug

[GirlKisser420]

As part of new social distancing measures every free citizen gets a 10 foot tall mechsuit with a minigun, and can only go outside for essential services like grocery shopping and combat in the Scrap Arena

[A Meat]

As part of new social distancing measures every free citizen gets a 10 foot tall mechsuit with a minigun, and can only go outside for essential services like grocery shopping and combat in the Scrap Arena

you forgot upgrading your mech

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

You can split black sabbath songs up as being About Weed (The Wizard, Sweet Leaf, etc) and being About Weed But Less So (all the other ones)

[krytton]

im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)

[Shell Game]

im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)

Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/

[Penultimatum]

im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)

Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/

Does it count if I hug you on the Astral Plane?

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

im afraid i have no love to give. im keeping it all. its mine. april fools motherfuckers im hugging you all, virtually (not physically)

Well then who's hugging me physically? >:/

That would flout social distancing rules sorry

[A Meat]

April Fools is an anagram of Frail Sloop

[GirlKisser420]

I’m normalling at people

[Salubrious Rex]

As humans enter mass isolation the toilet paper begins slowly but surely returning to the shelves.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

One of my colleagues, also working from home, told me today that she's a week into couch to 5k and she made cookies in her lunch break today, and I'm starting to think my achievement of building a big brown triangle in minecraft and watching every Jon Bois video I can find might not be one that matches up favourably when we're back in the office.