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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1448848 times)

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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am
this is a thing in some parts of America. It's weird

https://www.christianforums.com/threads/calling-god-daddy.7763939/
chai tea latte, November 09, 2018, 02:57:19 am
fuck
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catholic power move: insist on calling the father "daddy", also call god the father god the daddy
A Meat, November 09, 2018, 01:19:35 am

step this up by saying "punish me, daddy, i've been naughty" in the confession booth

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Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.

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Whenever you are feeling creatively bankrupt please remember there's a place on Earth called Newfoundland.
Spooks, November 09, 2018, 08:42:02 am
Newfoundland itself might be a bit of an easy target, but the Newfies have some pretty unique town names, including Come-by-Chance, Bumble Bee Bight and Happy Valley-Goose Bay!
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High school teacher: now make sure to use trustworthy academic sources, as it is difficult to find reliable sources of trustworthy information on the internet

Me in high school: Haha yeah sure

Me now: *scrolling through hundreds of pages of google results* why does everyone think Zen is a synonym for relaxation and not an actual monastic practice
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did you know? gargoyles are a type of grotesque that siphon rainwater from the roof of a building and out their mouths. if a statue does not do this, it is simply called a grotesque. if you call a regular grotesque a gargoyle, the gargoyles from disneys gargoyles will come to your house and beat you up, and they are NOT down to fuck.
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I remembered about “Cock cozy’s” and had fun coming up with other names for them with a coworker.

Cock moccasin - coccasin
Rod roaster
Schlong stocking
Sack wrap
Bellend Baker

Google provided “Willy warmer” and “Peter Heater”

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Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish is more of a banger than everything in the mumbly rapist rap genre thats everywhere and they should play it at clubs
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mate, you're a circus clown from the zoo,

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catching up on this series of doctor who, i've just run into the mpreg episode and i bet i'd enjoy this more if i didn't spend so much time on the internet
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Started making liqueurs for funsies and just realised I can make all of my dreams come true by making starfruit liqueur. Refreshing AND delicious!
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Thank God V8 isn't carbonated

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Thank God V8 isn't carbonated
Carbon, November 13, 2018, 02:13:04 pm

But after you drink it, couldn't you say it was Carbon-ated?
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Does time traveling count as traveling in basketball?