Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on June 02, 2017, 11:06:13 am
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Lemon on June 02, 2017, 11:06:13 am
https://thefpl.us/episode/252
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Ambious on June 02, 2017, 01:23:22 pm
That last poster on the Apple section was surely a markov bot
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: A Meat on June 02, 2017, 01:28:32 pm
People complaining into the void about mobile games being monetized will never ever stop amusing me
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Yavuz on June 02, 2017, 01:47:33 pm
I want to hear what that person thinks of Surgeon Simulator.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Isfahan on June 02, 2017, 04:41:15 pm
I want to hear what that person thinks of Surgeon Simulator. Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 02, 2017, 01:47:33 pm
"needs more Elsa"
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Cheapskate on June 02, 2017, 05:28:21 pm
I nominate Branson for the next F Plus Live!
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 02, 2017, 10:27:08 pm
God bless you for that Newsradio reference, Lemon.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Puppy Time on June 03, 2017, 07:15:17 pm
I really, really enjoyed "Doug, get it out of here!"
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: rhorsman on June 03, 2017, 08:56:55 pm
I thought I was past weeping for humanity and then Lemon said "Search for 'Frozen doctor' in the Google Play Store'". Key-ripes.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: krytton on June 04, 2017, 06:47:41 am
hello im sending in my application to be the new portaxx
my qualifications are: -cant draw -not funny -severely overweight
i look forward to hearing you're responses thank u
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 04, 2017, 06:49:39 am
MY Portaxx application: Has bad shirts, is willing to help out with speedrun marathons and does not want to fuck pokemon
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: A Meat on June 04, 2017, 08:17:20 am
My application to be a Portaxx:
extensive pokemon knowledge
love looking at weird furry porn, you know, for laughs
I know what a toilet is
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Yavuz on June 04, 2017, 12:55:38 pm
"Soothing Dental Exam" sounds like the name of (a) a Clips4Sale video, (b) an ASMR video, or (c) both.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Isfahan on June 04, 2017, 01:20:59 pm
Okay, so, true story.
I was listening to this episode while driving and had to pull over onto the shoulder during the Cathy Shackleford post so that my laughter wouldn't cause a horrific accident.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: znarf on June 04, 2017, 05:48:17 pm
My application to be America's Next Top Portaxx
-I paint action figures and statues, that is almost art -I do a poor "Master Pain/Betty" voice that I can maintain for a while -I'm familiar enough with old internet enough to know not to order the "steak and cheese" at the internet deli
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 04, 2017, 11:24:13 pm
If you want to watch an LP of these nightmare flash games """"for girls"""", there's a fun LP of them by Dvac. (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJOkmxM_f55qvTl0CMd-bRtGVcfNOdapm) For example, this video contains the incredibly depressing "Plastic Surgery Simulator" guaranteed not to fuck up your little girl's brain and sense of self worth!
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 05, 2017, 08:47:45 am
'Soothing Dental Exam" is absolutely a Clips4Sale video.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Shell Game on June 05, 2017, 12:42:59 pm
I can't help thinking that the people who come to sites like this complaining that stores etc are impossible to contact are the same people who would get angry at me for being required to circle the survey link on their receipts. I'm glad retail is behind me.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 30, 2017, 09:54:55 am
I think this is that shark engagement ring video mentioned in the episode (https://vimeo.com/128840555). Just thought you'd like to know.
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 08, 2017, 02:28:42 pm
I don't think anyone can apply for Portaxx unless they can reproduce the priceless cavewoman voice that absolutely makes this episode.
SALES MAN
MICHAEL...
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 24, 2017, 04:34:37 pm
Doug, Get It Out Of Here! is my favorite Left Handed Radio sketch
Title: 252: It Is Always Cold In Chili's
Post by: KingKalamari on August 30, 2019, 10:22:13 am
I just wanted to resurrect this topic to say that I keep finding my mind wandering back to the joke about "Big Trans" sounding like a superhero name and Amelia Blank's subsequent fan art of said hero, just because I feel like the idea of a trans lady who can change size at will ala Ant Man fighting crime and righting wrongs to actually be a really rad idea.
I think she should be a really quiet and reserved lady in her civilian life, but then when she's in super mode she's all bombastic and over-dramatic ("Larger-than-Life", you might say)