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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1047350 times)

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anyone know a good horse dentist? a friend just gave me one and it needs a check up.
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Hunter Biden is the Princess Diana for our times
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One day you sit down at on computer and open youtube and on the front page you see it:
"Your MOM reacts to YOUR most CRINGE moments"
The thumbnail is your mom sitting in a garishly bright room, looking shocked at a laptop screen.
You click the video, and it is your mom looking at a compilation of your most cringe moments. Every time you failed at something, every awkward sexual encounter, every time you got too drunk, every single thing you thought you had forgotten. The video doesn't even have a running time, it isn't in chronological order. You simply watch your mom reacting to these moments you had hoped were forever forgotten by now.
After what feels like days the video ends, sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
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WebToon is like the Library of Alexandria except uuuh... Well I can't think of any funny differences at the moment... Making jokes is hard sometimes...

This must mean WebToon is like the Library of Alexandria with no further qualifications.
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WebToon is like the library of alexandria; to get the most value out of reading its contents, you have to provide your own content for the library also
WebToon is like the library of alexandria; I've never been to either of them
WebToon is like the library of alexandria; an awful lot of emphasis on 'greek sexuality' if you catch my drift



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anyone know a good horse dentist? a friend just gave me one and it needs a check up.

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skimping out on buying a freezer for my spaceship and putting all my frozen food in unoccupied cryosleep pods
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I just let my perishables dangle from the back of the spaceship like cans on a string tied to the back bumper of a just married car. No oxidative damage!
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If the borg were real and here probably at least about 35% of the population would just be like "fuck yeah, assimilate me daddy/mommy"

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don’t trust the petscatarian diet, its nothing but dogshit
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« Last Edit: August 05, 2022, 07:12:48 pm by Spooks »

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someone should make a list of games where you fight and or destroy ancient japanese earthenware. there's more games than you'd think that have a dogu or a haniwa in them
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someone should make a list of games where you fight and or destroy ancient japanese earthenware. there's more games than you'd think that have a dogu or a haniwa in them

It's me -- I'm the maniac who always gets hyped up when a JRPG makes you fight a dogu
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Alternate universe F+ where all the documents they read have closing parenthesis without any opening ones
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Alternate universe F+ where all the documents they read have closing parenthesis without any opening ones
Also the lines of all the poems get shorter and shorter, much more tightly fitting the meter
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what if instead of lorem ipsum or metamorphosis i just used the lyrics to the home movies franz kafka rock opera
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