Thank you Captain Nobeard, this is actually one of the most cringy episodes for me, along with the sonic pebbles one, 'cause it is such a fucking level of excess and decadence where people are fucking dying of thirst, yet these people insist on having the most expensive and exclusive water.
Also, is it just me, or do snobs just make up ultra-specific aspects of average things (i.e. minerality, mouth-feel, etc.) just so they can feel like they're better than the ordinary people that drink this everyday?