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Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Lemon on July 29, 2018, 10:42:09 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qnLWTE1Io9M/VQMqCA0dVYI/AAAAAAAAFG8/HQXdsoy9vrY/s1600/peewee.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/285)
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Aljonso on July 29, 2018, 11:04:26 pm
This is a really good thread image, as there's the implication he's going to go to the back (stomach) and start jerking off
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: krytton on July 30, 2018, 12:39:56 am
rip nutshell who died from weaponized mansplanation
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Shell Game on July 30, 2018, 12:47:47 am
can't wait to give this a listen

i always wondered when you'd get around to vore for the very first and only time
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Pavlova on July 30, 2018, 01:21:00 am
I'm waiting with bated breath for a drawing of that fur ambulance.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Spenny on July 30, 2018, 01:29:42 am
I'm waiting with bated breath for a drawing of that fur ambulance.
Pavlova, July 30, 2018, 01:21:00 am

Local artists can't let this first post down.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 30, 2018, 06:38:11 am
Fuck I got Bunnybread's ditto joke and I wish I didn't.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: A Meat on July 30, 2018, 09:38:25 am
I'm so glad Lemon got to experience yet another night before christmas poem, his revulsion makes us doc makers actively search for it, it's a real catch 22
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on July 30, 2018, 01:10:32 pm
It's nice that the card game guy could pay his artist in indecent exposure.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Please And Thanks on July 30, 2018, 01:51:27 pm
I guess this is a good time to mention I will be playtesting my post-apocalyptic butt vore game at The F Plus Live this year.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Puppy Time on July 30, 2018, 05:31:07 pm
This is one of my new favorites, so thank y'all for cheering me up when I'm sick as heck. 
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Lux on July 30, 2018, 07:26:33 pm
If you're wondering what an Anthro Weasel Taur looks like, this is apparently it. So a giant, bright red, saggy skinned version of this is apparently what the FERV looks like.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 30, 2018, 09:58:11 pm
If you're wondering what an Anthro Weasel Taur looks like, this is apparently it. So a giant, bright red, saggy skinned version of this is apparently what the FERV looks like.
Lux, July 30, 2018, 07:26:33 pm

Thanks?

Anyhoodle, here's my tag suggestions: "butt chugging", "don't forget the asshole", "dragons", "fetishes", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "JustinRPG" (this tag should also apply to episodes 100a and 111), "nerds", "oh you must be a killer", "oral fixations", "paranoia", "poetry", "pokemon", "terrible drawings".
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Neal on July 30, 2018, 10:13:43 pm
https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1024127370444169216
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: agentanalogue on July 30, 2018, 10:24:20 pm
Every time Jack does "The Royalty" voice I feel so happy.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Puppy Time on July 30, 2018, 11:33:22 pm
Every time Jack does "The Royalty" voice I feel so happy.
agentmonster cockogue, July 30, 2018, 10:24:20 pm

Imagining that reading done over an early telephone by a dude with a monocle to some increasingly confused and worried servant was hysterical for me.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: izzy on July 31, 2018, 12:09:13 pm
I don't know why y'all are so surprised that one guy knows so much about vaginas. He's already a huge cunt so he should be an expert, right?
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 02, 2018, 09:50:45 am
If you're wondering what an Anthro Weasel Taur looks like, this is apparently it. So a giant, bright red, saggy skinned version of this is apparently what the FERV looks like.
Lux, July 30, 2018, 07:26:33 pm
“Clifford the Big Red OHGODIT’SCOMINGRIGHTATUS!!!”
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Runic on August 02, 2018, 10:27:42 am
I am also enjoying this, your first vore episode on a topic that you have definitely never done before.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Down10 on August 09, 2018, 12:12:56 pm
I know a Furry artist (Gunmouth) who draws and enjoys Vore, and even after I asked him why he draws it and what he finds appealing about it, I still don't totally understand it.

I told him I believe it's an existential crisis that is expressed in the form of a  post-modern kink. And he agreed, I think.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: KingKalamari on August 09, 2018, 02:00:09 pm
I think what's so confusing about Vore as a fetish is that it's sort of right at the intersection of "Offputting", "Physically Impossible", and "Completely antithetical to  actual sex".

The podcast has dealt with weird fetishes that fall into one or two of the above categories every now and then (You've got your dickbugs and your cheesy feet in the "offputting" category, inflation and giantess in the "physically impossible" and lift & carry and quicksand fetish for "Where is the part that is sex") but vore just blends all three together so strangely.

I mean, the obvious thing that throws everyone for a loop is the whole fact that eating another living being is fucking horrifying, but it's almost always expressed in a way that is physically impossible for its admirers to carry out in real life: Like, until we reach the dystopian future where human/snake hybrids rule our society with an iron fist, there's just not a way to swallow another human being whole.

Beyond all this I absolutely can't figure out where anything resembling sex actually comes into play. With many of the other weird fetishes I can at least follow the through line that leads to climax: I don't understand why this guy's car gives him a boner but I can at least understand what he's going to do with said boner to follow through with it. With vore there is no part to this fetish that is sex and no part of it that really can be sex because once you've got the boner your sex partner is being digested inside your stomach and unavailable to lend a hand.

It's just one of those things that makes no sense to me, but a surprising number of internet people are into for reasons that I have never understood.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 09, 2018, 03:20:47 pm
I think the reason a lot of folks are into it is (like a lot of trademark Furry fetishes) is because people's awkward teenage sexual awakenings happened around the time of the 80's and 90's where there were a lot of shows like Swat Kats, Tiny Toon Adventures, Mighty Ducks, Talespin, etc. that combined conventionally attractive animal people with cartoon violence. TBH, a lot of standard furry interests like inflation, transformation, gigantism/smallboys, etc. feel like fetishized versions of typical cartoon violence, which, I guess, is why they also feel really weird in general.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 09, 2018, 03:30:25 pm
Beyond all this I absolutely can't figure out where anything resembling sex actually comes into play. With many of the other weird fetishes I can at least follow the through line that leads to climax: I don't understand why this guy's car gives him a boner but I can at least understand what he's going to do with said boner to follow through with it. With vore there is no part to this fetish that is sex and no part of it that really can be sex because once you've got the boner your sex partner is being digested inside your stomach and unavailable to lend a hand.KingKalamari, August 09, 2018, 02:00:09 pm
"Look, you stick a penis in someone else's body, and that's sex, but I stick my whole body in someone else's body, and it's not?"
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: A Meat on August 09, 2018, 03:38:55 pm
Beyond all this I absolutely can't figure out where anything resembling sex actually comes into play. With many of the other weird fetishes I can at least follow the through line that leads to climax: I don't understand why this guy's car gives him a boner but I can at least understand what he's going to do with said boner to follow through with it. With vore there is no part to this fetish that is sex and no part of it that really can be sex because once you've got the boner your sex partner is being digested inside your stomach and unavailable to lend a hand.KingKalamari, August 09, 2018, 02:00:09 pm
"Look, you stick a penis in someone else's body, and that's sex, but I stick my whole body in someone else's body, and it's not?"
Sham bam bamina!, August 09, 2018, 03:30:25 pm
It's only sex if the part of someone else's body you're sticking your whole body into is their penis.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 09, 2018, 04:02:14 pm
My Theory of Fetish is this:

There's four different kinds of fetishes. First is modified sex, where their fantasy is still sex, but with specific conditions: "I want to be fucking [a car/a furry/in public/lunch meats]."  Second is abstracted attraction, where their fantasy is a feature people find attractive, but they're fixated on that feature in specific: "I want someone with [high heels/a corset/long hair/big earrings]." Third is power play, where their fantasy is either to exert power over someone else or have their own power taken away: "I want to [tie someone up/watch a girl sink in quicksand/turn my son into a sock/force myself to eat my own cum]." And fourth is comfort/escapism, which is pretty straightforward: "I think it's (sexually) nice when I am [wearing diapers/covered in pies/Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a lady to confuse Elmer Fudd]."

So vore, depending on the person's tastes, probably ticks either number three or four, or maybe both. If they like "hard vore", with all the death and digestion stuff, it's definitely power play, while if they like "soft vore" where they're just kinda stuck there, it's probably somewhere between power play and comfort/escapism, depending on how consensual they like it and whether they're the one eating or being eaten. Like the guy who came up with the furry vore ambulance seems like they're mostly into it for the comfort thing, even if most of us would not find that experience particularly comfortable.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Shell Game on August 09, 2018, 05:58:09 pm
HEY FRANK WAS RIGHT I'M MAD ABOUT LUGIA

EDIT: I'M VERY HAPPY ABOUT JUSTINRPG THOUGH
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 10, 2018, 03:27:26 am
Beyond all this I absolutely can't figure out where anything resembling sex actually comes into play. With many of the other weird fetishes I can at least follow the through line that leads to climax: I don't understand why this guy's car gives him a boner but I can at least understand what he's going to do with said boner to follow through with it. With vore there is no part to this fetish that is sex and no part of it that really can be sex because once you've got the boner your sex partner is being digested inside your stomach and unavailable to lend a hand.KingKalamari, August 09, 2018, 02:00:09 pm
"Look, you stick a penis in someone else's body, and that's sex, but I stick my whole body in someone else's body, and it's not?"
Sham bam bamina!, August 09, 2018, 03:30:25 pm
It's only sex if the part of someone else's body you're sticking your whole body into is their penis.
A Meat, August 09, 2018, 03:38:55 pm

Yo don't start unless you wanna talk dick vore.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: A Meat on August 10, 2018, 06:16:07 am
Beyond all this I absolutely can't figure out where anything resembling sex actually comes into play. With many of the other weird fetishes I can at least follow the through line that leads to climax: I don't understand why this guy's car gives him a boner but I can at least understand what he's going to do with said boner to follow through with it. With vore there is no part to this fetish that is sex and no part of it that really can be sex because once you've got the boner your sex partner is being digested inside your stomach and unavailable to lend a hand.KingKalamari, August 09, 2018, 02:00:09 pm
"Look, you stick a penis in someone else's body, and that's sex, but I stick my whole body in someone else's body, and it's not?"
Sham bam bamina!, August 09, 2018, 03:30:25 pm
It's only sex if the part of someone else's body you're sticking your whole body into is their penis.
A Meat, August 09, 2018, 03:38:55 pm

Yo don't start unless you wanna talk dick vore.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 10, 2018, 03:27:26 am
that sounds like a good idea
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 10, 2018, 07:19:12 am
Hello.  I'm Dick Vore, attorney-at-law.

(Apologies to John.)
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 10, 2018, 08:36:43 am
My mistake not Richard Vore, but cock vore is the search term to use if you want to inspire yourself to burn your monitor.  Here's an example that reminds me of illustrations of some obscure ancient God
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 13, 2018, 12:37:40 pm
Oh wow. That was much worse than I was expecting when I expanded the NSFW tag.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Liatai on August 14, 2018, 07:50:50 am
I always figured the warm, fleshy undulating cavities and orifices, and copious amounts of fluids, were part of the vore appeal -- like some odd adjacency to oral sex. Or like "hey it feels good to stick my penis in this hole, I bet it would feel even better if my whole body was in there." (Or "it feels good to eat, and it feels good to have my partner in my orifices; I bet it would feel even better if I put MORE of my partner in there!")


also arrrrrgh darn it Lugia is one of my favorite Pokemon and you got me, Frank Wessssssst XP

.... But also, speaking of Lugia, was it some kind of anthro Lugia the Ditto was morphed into? Lugia's like a seal-whale-dragon creature. Your average Lugia is WAY bigger than 8'8", and also doesn't... really have a distinct "ass" exactly, any more than a chicken does. People and their fetishes are weird. x3;
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2018, 05:45:43 pm
pokemon species are mere suggestions to furries. they dont respect the canon.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 19, 2018, 01:57:02 pm
Y'know that idiot who wanted a story about a vegan girl ending up as a cannibal's dinner? I just remembered that Richard Matheson wrote basically that story except without the veganism and it was a dude. I think it was "The Children of Noah".

Most importantly, it wasn't based on a creepy fetishist's weird misogynistic sexual hangup.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 19, 2018, 06:00:44 pm
"It's taking me forever to ink and color this FERV, surely SOMEONE will beat me to it".

No one did, so here you go ballp.it

(https://i.imgur.com/WGpUzg5.jpg)
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 19, 2018, 06:24:50 pm
holy shit
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: chai tea latte on August 19, 2018, 06:31:19 pm
stupendous. you're the best poster on this website.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 19, 2018, 06:35:43 pm
Thank you?
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: STOG on August 19, 2018, 06:37:34 pm
hell yeah dude
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 19, 2018, 06:43:17 pm
Really like the siren.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 19, 2018, 06:54:10 pm
I've never been happier that I drank a shitload of vodka on a Sunday afternoon.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Shell Game on August 19, 2018, 07:04:40 pm
this is us isn't it. this is all our sins and all we've witnessed come back to us. i knew this day would come...

(and yes i know what it really is)
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 20, 2018, 12:37:45 am
thanks i hate it!
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 20, 2018, 08:10:43 pm
I read a vorish FurAffinity post that came up on the Extra Credit Discord channel. (http://app.box.com/s/vrpbn039o17z0zdlh0fhmny9dcfxv1nk)

It probably isn't what you're expecting.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Penultimatum on August 21, 2018, 06:32:53 pm
I read a vorish FurAffinity post that came up on the Extra Credit Discord channel. (http://app.box.com/s/vrpbn039o17z0zdlh0fhmny9dcfxv1nk)

It probably isn't what you're expecting.
Sham bam bamina!, August 20, 2018, 08:10:43 pm
I feel like this is one of those rare instances where furries need to make their sex lives more imaginary
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: auaurorau on August 22, 2018, 09:05:27 am
I read a vorish FurAffinity post that came up on the Extra Credit Discord channel. (http://app.box.com/s/vrpbn039o17z0zdlh0fhmny9dcfxv1nk)

It probably isn't what you're expecting.
Sham bam bamina!, August 20, 2018, 08:10:43 pm

oh no
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 22, 2018, 11:47:50 am
pokemon species are mere suggestions to furries. they dont respect the canon.
GirlKisser420, August 14, 2018, 05:45:43 pm
Everyone respects the furry Pokemon cannon’s might,  “KABOOM! Meowth! That’s right!”
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Shell Game on August 22, 2018, 11:56:34 am
zap cannon or spike cannon?
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Liatai on August 26, 2018, 04:12:17 am
Or Flash Cannon, or Toucannon? Because I admit I had one on my Moon team and she was pretty powerful. :B
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on September 03, 2018, 08:38:22 pm
I'm really impressed and relieved that we made it two vore episodes without a single mention of The Shmoo.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 04, 2018, 01:31:11 am
I'm really impressed and relieved that we made it two vore episodes without a single mention of The Shmoo.
SuperTrainStationH, September 03, 2018, 08:38:22 pm

Are you in your 70s?
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on September 04, 2018, 08:14:41 am
I'm really impressed and relieved that we made it two vore episodes without a single mention of The Shmoo.
SuperTrainStationH, September 03, 2018, 08:38:22 pm

Are you in your 70s?
'Twas The Night Before Sherman Tank, September 04, 2018, 01:31:11 am

Is it that weird to know what The Shmoo are? I swear I'm only 30.

Even so, you'd think in this situation a bunch of cartoony creatures that delight in feeding themselves to people would have pinged on the radar of some of these guys.
Title: 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode
Post by: Down10 on September 15, 2018, 01:09:59 pm
I'm really impressed and relieved that we made it two vore episodes without a single mention of The Shmoo.
SuperTrainStationH, September 03, 2018, 08:38:22 pm

I'm glad you mentioned this, because it led me to discover the thoroughly fascinating Wikipedia article on the Shmoo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo):

Superficially, the Shmoo story concerns a cuddly creature that desires nothing more than to be a boon to mankind. Although initially Capp denied or avoided discussion of any satirical intentions ("If the Shmoo fits", he proclaimed, "wear it!"),[2] he was widely seen to be stalking bigger game subtextually. The story has social, ethical and philosophical implications that continue to invite monster cockysis to this day.[3][4][5][6][7] During the remainder of his life, Capp was seldom interviewed without reference to the nature of the Shmoo story.

The mythic tale ends on a deliberately ironic note. Shmoos are officially declared a menace, and systematically hunted down and slaughtered—because they were deemed "bad for business". The much-copied storyline was a parable that was interpreted in many different ways at the outset of the Cold War. Al Capp was even invited to go on a radio show to debate socialist Norman Thomas on the effect of the Shmoo on modern capitalism.

"After it came out both the left and the right attacked the Shmoo", according to publisher Denis Kitchen. "Communists thought he was making fun of socialism and Marxism. The right wing thought he was making fun of capitalism and the American way. Capp caught flak from both sides.[8] For him it was an apolitical morality tale about human nature... I think [the Shmoo] was one of those bursts of genius. He was a genius, there's no question about that."[9]