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Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Lemon on February 15, 2015, 11:02:35 am
with John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Kumquatxop and Lemon
content for this episode was compiled by Dole
edited by Jimmyfranks.
There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds one smiley particularly troublesome.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Lemon on February 15, 2015, 11:10:29 am
[freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout]
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 15, 2015, 11:15:00 am
Holy shit, someone made a smiley equivalent of that pokemon Lemon played in that Portaxx cartoon.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Dole on February 15, 2015, 01:49:26 pm
The document was a lot of fun to put together, aside from the way their forum only displays 4 posts per page by default.

anybodythere.net's name for [freakout] is "Cheesy."

I was a little surprised you didn't read the first thread in the document. Someone asks for information about how to ascend to higher dimensions, another poster channels a message from the archangel Raphael about how to ascend to 5D reality, and the original poster responds with "Thanks, but I'm more interested in 6D reality."

Rose Rivers was my favorite person to see posts from while I was looking through the site because she frequently tries to slip a humblebrag into her posts. "You identify with dragons? Well I've been to the dragon realm, and it's amazing." "You lost a spirit guide? Well I lost my last spirit guide because he was too good at being a spirit guide and had to go help other people." "You're reading a book about genies? Well I've talked with genies, and here's what they're really like."

There was a unsurprisingly large number of people who said that a Native American man was their spirit guide.

There is a section of the forum for people to express their skepticism about the paranormal. It has 6 topics.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Ambious on February 15, 2015, 03:37:39 pm
Wow, I mean.... Paranormal believers USUALLY don't make a lot of sense but holy cow - what the fuck?!
That's why I love this podcast so much. This stuff is so bizarre you couldn't come up with it.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Puppy Time on February 15, 2015, 04:35:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/94skKjr.png)

I guess I could've drawn ants carrying human eyes, but this seemed cuter.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 16, 2015, 03:38:05 am
New episode?  [freakout]

Paranormal craziness?  [freakout]
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: A Meat on February 16, 2015, 06:51:44 am
Something might have gotten messed up in the episode's encoding or something, because at least for me the episode doesn't have all the usual info the .mp3 files downloaded form the site usually have. What I mean is that now you're all blues musicians:

(http://i.imgur.com/aniWOq6.png?1)

Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Ambious on February 16, 2015, 08:03:23 am
No, see, The F-Plus just joined my favorite band: Unknown Artist.
They'll be on "Unknown Album 2".
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: LINDA on February 16, 2015, 10:17:21 am
The bit about people on ~that OTHER forum~ being preoccupied with angel sex was unbelievable.

Every poster on that forum:
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1285142/ace-ventura-ass-talkin-o.gif)

Also portaxx I'm sorry but I can never forgive you for the Frozen reference
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Isfahan on February 16, 2015, 01:19:43 pm
Also portaxx I'm sorry but I can never forgive you for the Frozen referenceeudo, February 16, 2015, 10:17:21 am

Come on, let it go.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Puppy Time on February 16, 2015, 01:34:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NLd30om.png)

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Isfahan on February 16, 2015, 01:37:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NLd30om.png)

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!
Puppy Time, February 16, 2015, 01:34:04 pm

I'm going to bulb this because Portaxx already used her bulb and when I look at that drawing I can sense her wishing for a second one.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 16, 2015, 05:21:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NLd30om.png)

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!
Puppy Time, February 16, 2015, 01:34:04 pm

I'm going to bulb this because Portaxx already used her bulb and when I look at that drawing I can sense her wishing for a second one.
Isfahan, February 16, 2015, 01:37:50 pm

Your psychic abilities have finally awakened!
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Lemon on February 16, 2015, 08:53:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aniWOq6.png?1)
A Meat, February 16, 2015, 06:51:44 am
Fixed that. If you get the file again, it'll have the correct metadata.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Cat Planet on February 17, 2015, 01:16:45 am
Your talk of David Duchovny reminded me of the moment my high school girlfriend said that Mulder arouses her more than I do.
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 17, 2015, 07:35:17 am
Your talk of David Duchovny reminded me of the moment my high school girlfriend said that Mulder arouses her more than I do.
Cat Planet, February 17, 2015, 01:16:45 am

Are you absolutely sure your girlfriend wasn't David Duchovny?
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Tiny Prancer on February 20, 2015, 12:24:41 am
I finally got a chance to listen to this the other night and this is definitely one of my favorite episodes now. I ended up having to look at the doc because I was so curious about what the context of "ants with human eyes" was and it turns out it was for the best that it didn't get read because it wasn't nearly as funny as the "I AM LUCIFER" guy and the readers theorizing about what it was about was much better.

I'm never going to get over "HAHA JASMINE, YOUSE A CRAZY SNAKE"
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Gyro on June 11, 2015, 11:42:06 am
I'm sorry for the necrobump but I just listened to this episode and uh

[freakout] [freakout] [freakout] [freakout]

THANK YOU anybodythere.net YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST WEBSITE

(also Portaxx's RARARARARRARRARARARR thing is actually a little too cute. It makes it hard for me to feel contempt for the furry / otherkin / transspecies etherspirit in question, which is a serious fucking achievement considering.)
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 05, 2015, 11:33:00 pm
I don't have anything intelligent to add to the topic.

I just wanted to say that this is my favourite emoticon on the internet.

[freakout]
Title: Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 05, 2015, 11:42:52 pm
I don't have anything intelligent to add to the topic.

I just wanted to say that this is my favourite emoticon on the internet.

[freakout]
Dawnswalker, October 05, 2015, 11:33:00 pm
[freakout]
amen