The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works.
Before it was revealed I had the wrong idea about what they were going for, I even thought to myself "Well there isn't an FPreg Olympics and the laws of reality could actually support that, so why the hell are they wasting time over this?"
I mean I know they'd respond with "Because thinking about this gives me boners" but honestly you could explain away half of all the leap-of-logic Internet shit people come up with if you accept that as an answer.