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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 20122 times)

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Workplace power moves #15
Pushing Warren.
Lemon

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Workplace power moves #16
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
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Workplace power moves #17
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 04:52:10 pm
Wearing your new job interview clothes to work beforehand.
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Workplace power moves #18
Fulfilling passport orders at your desk, knowing full well how loud that stamp is.

...not that I'm doing that of course.
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Workplace power moves #19
Being self-employed.

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Workplace power moves #20
Not being selected for the random drug screen and forcing your way onto the druggie buggy to get tested anyway.
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Workplace power moves #21
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
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Workplace power moves #22
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
jack chick, November 08, 2018, 08:36:12 pm

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move
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Workplace power moves #23
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
jack chick, November 08, 2018, 08:36:12 pm

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 08:42:46 pm

Cheryl From Accounts Receivable speaks to you, Her chosen ones.
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Workplace power moves #24
Writing all office communications with ink and quill using practiced calligraphy and sealing them with wax to make them seem more important.
“Debbie, I urgently request more post it notes and self addressed envelopes. Send a pigeon at your earliest convenience. Sincerely,
Mark
Lord regent of payroll”
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Workplace power moves #25
Start a union.
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Workplace power moves #26
Use fancy new company cell phone features to let the team know how they're doing.

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Workplace power moves #27
Work gives you a laptop with account restrictions tight enough that you need the IT person to enter an admin password every time you install a font.

Power Move: Create a temporary admin account in BIOS, give your work account administrator privileges. Install Steam.

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Workplace power moves #28

Having a great cubicle. I'm standing by my bug pins statement.
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Workplace power moves #29
When your client gets mad at your legal advice and calls in another lawyer to overrule you, set up a call with that other lawyer to try to limit the client’s ability to undermine you.

I am absolutely terrified that I will get fired over this one, but the status quo is unacceptable.