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Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: RedMinjo on September 11, 2013, 02:49:18 pm
Crossposting from the SA thread before anyone else does:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/738845

A sneak peek: "Laszlo!" President Prague yelled, "I leave you alone for five seconds and you ruin everything! You are a disgrace to the Czech Republic! Hand me your Czech citizenship immediately and accept this inferior American one!"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/831088
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 11, 2013, 03:04:08 pm
SWEET! I managed to dodge that bullet! :D
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Sherlockian on September 11, 2013, 03:53:59 pm
SWEET! I managed to dodge that bullet! :D
jack-chick, September 11, 2013, 03:04:08 pm

This time, Jack Chick.  This time.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: montrith on September 11, 2013, 04:29:50 pm
However, as they were from all over the United States, as well as a few Canadian members and Montrith the Finn, travel would be difficult, so it was decided by Lemon to create an extension on his house so that they could all live with him as well.

I'm packing up my things right now and should be on your doorstep tomorrow, Lemon. Make sure to get my room ready and leave plenty of hot water!

Meanwhile, Boots Raingear was sitting in an abandoned warehouse with his crime syndicate, made up of himself, Stog, Jimmyfranks and John Toast.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: JimL2 on September 11, 2013, 04:53:14 pm
weds the narrative cohesion of 120 Days of Sodom with the pulsating eros of Enderby's End.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: scratchohey on September 11, 2013, 05:07:12 pm
Hell yes. Now all we need is some cosplay and a few headmates and you'll have finally made it as a podcast. Watch your back, Night Vale.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Runic on September 11, 2013, 05:23:44 pm
Like the orouborus the internet has swallowed its own tail and will shortly blink out of existence in a logic defying gulp.

EDIT: Now that I think of it, surely someone has written orouborus vore fanfic out there. I'll let you know what I find.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 11, 2013, 06:14:37 pm
Just be glad you guys haven't yet seen the OTHER fanfiction that was unearthed today.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 11, 2013, 06:24:08 pm
Just be glad you guys haven't yet seen the OTHER fanfiction that was unearthed today.
Boots Raingear, September 11, 2013, 06:14:37 pm
You can't just give us a statement like that and then vanish into the night! Dish!
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Sherlockian on September 11, 2013, 06:24:49 pm
Just be glad you guys haven't yet seen the OTHER fanfiction that was unearthed today.
Boots Raingear, September 11, 2013, 06:14:37 pm

Link some links, man!
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 11, 2013, 06:35:51 pm
It'll turn up. Somebody will find it. We'll all be worse off.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 11, 2013, 06:44:55 pm
It'll turn up. Somebody will find it. We'll all be worse off.
Boots Raingear, September 11, 2013, 06:35:51 pm
If it's the thing I just found via google, you were right, and I'm going to go puke now.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 11, 2013, 06:49:55 pm
If it's the thing I just found via google, you were right, and I'm going to go puke now.
Cuddlegoose, September 11, 2013, 06:44:55 pm
Yeah, that's it.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on September 11, 2013, 09:07:40 pm
If it's the thing I just found via google, you were right, and I'm going to go puke now.
Cuddlegoose, September 11, 2013, 06:44:55 pm
Yeah, that's it.
Boots Raingear, September 11, 2013, 06:49:55 pm

It reads like it was written by 2 the Ranting Griffin. Fucking uncanny.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Adept on September 11, 2013, 09:11:18 pm
... I found it.

... I wish I could un-find it.

... but hey! The Prague one's pretty innocent, right? Yeah, that's not so bad.

Haha. Ha. Ha.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: KingKalamari on September 11, 2013, 09:39:40 pm
And I just found it...

Intro by Max Payne, apparently...
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 11, 2013, 09:40:00 pm
On the plus side:
"Ja! I know very well! Portal is danube in Berlin!" Hans said, "Danube across all states of Germany, danube through the walls. Brandenburg danube!
The only disappointing thing about this is that they don't danube through A HUGE BANANA FOREST
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Isfahan on September 11, 2013, 09:57:58 pm
That'd be too on-the-nose. Good writing is all about toying with your expectations.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: RedMinjo on September 11, 2013, 10:29:55 pm
Trigger Warning: mild spoilers, implications, fighting monsters, staring into the abyss, opinions about poorly written smut

The terrible fanfic not linked in the OP doesn't really seem like a fanfic so much as a series of vignettes.  I do like the implication that Lemon would just tell Boots to read the entirety of Time Cube, though.  Upset that it isn't Tim Tebow that is Bunnybread's waifu.  Also upset at generic bird feathers instead of a goose's neck.

Legit upset instead of faux upset at the Lou part of the fanfic.



Basically, don't read it.  Not because it's gross.  It just kind of sucks.  Not even an ounce of ironic charm.  Certainly no Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine.  Repetitive and trite.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: nilvoid on September 11, 2013, 10:33:32 pm
:(
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 11, 2013, 10:45:16 pm
Trigger Warning: mild spoilers, implications, fighting monsters, staring into the abyss, opinions about poorly written smut

The terrible fanfic not linked in the OP doesn't really seem like a fanfic so much as a series of vignettes.  I do like the implication that Lemon would just tell Boots to read the entirety of Time Cube, though.  Upset that it isn't Tim Tebow that is Bunnybread's waifu.  Also upset at generic bird feathers instead of a goose's neck.

Legit upset instead of faux upset at the Lou part of the fanfic.



Basically, don't read it.  Not because it's gross.  It just kind of sucks.  Not even an ounce of ironic charm.  Certainly no Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine.  Repetitive and trite.
RedMinjo, September 11, 2013, 10:29:55 pm

I was mostly surprised at how accurate it was for me.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: advancedclass on September 11, 2013, 11:12:06 pm
So at some point should we expect an episode of The F Plus reads about The F Plus, or will that be saved for a future F Plus Live that will never be recorded, lest it encourage this sort of thing?
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Isfahan on September 11, 2013, 11:23:51 pm
I'd rather read something someone wrote because they independently wanted to write it, not because they think someone might be watching. All reading this in an episode would do is send the message "hey, write an F+ fanfic and we will give you free publicity!"
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: montrith on September 12, 2013, 12:01:39 am
Yeah, I'm going to repeat what I said to Acier earlier. That fanfic is pretty much "Hey, I'm writing gross stuff about you, Fplus people! Please pay attention to me!"
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Acierocolotl on September 12, 2013, 12:31:17 am
So at some point should we expect an episode of The F Plus reads about The F Plus, or will that be saved for a future F Plus Live that will never be recorded, lest it encourage this sort of thing?
advancedclass, September 11, 2013, 11:12:06 pm

No.  Never.  Not even ironically.

People writing about the F+ just so the F+ people make readings of it?  That's some bizarre circlejerk terrain that makes me wonder if people understand what the hell is even going on.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Adam Bozarth on September 12, 2013, 02:01:28 am
I wish I had a silly internet name now.

(and that the author wasn't so correct)
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 12, 2013, 02:16:02 am
Besides this is all so wrong. Everyone knows the OTP in the F+ fandom is toast/jimmyfranks
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on September 12, 2013, 06:37:16 am
I thought the fandom OTP was two Jimmyfranks making out while talking about their glasses.

Edit: also, in response to Acier I was actually under the impression that the nasty one was written by someone as a passive aggressive way of insulting the F+ because you guys made fun of something they like.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 12, 2013, 07:22:15 am
No.  Never.  Not even ironically.

People writing about the F+ just so the F+ people make readings of it?  That's some bizarre circlejerk terrain that makes me wonder if people understand what the hell is even going on.
Acierocolotl, September 12, 2013, 12:31:17 am

1) There's a nicer way of saying this
2) I don't agree with you

Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Acierocolotl on September 12, 2013, 11:08:06 am
1) There's a nicer way of saying this
2) I don't agree with you
Boots Raingear, September 12, 2013, 07:22:15 am

Okay, how about, "I refuse to participate in fanfic readings where my only presence is a single line where I protest that I am not a gray dog."

I may have been in a bit of a surly mood last night.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: JT on September 12, 2013, 01:32:18 pm
Just be glad you guys haven't yet seen the OTHER fanfiction that was unearthed today.
Boots Raingear, September 11, 2013, 06:14:37 pm
Well that was a letdown. Here I was getting all excited when all I found were the buttery rage tears of someone who got ridiculed in the show.
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Down10 on September 16, 2013, 11:03:37 pm
I found and read the gross fetish one. Scanning through it, I kept waiting for it to get funny or pointed or to somehow pay off in the end—and it never did! Booooo!

Yeah, I'm going to repeat what I said to Acier earlier. That fanfic is pretty much "Hey, I'm writing gross stuff about you, Fplus people! Please pay attention to me!"montrith, September 12, 2013, 12:01:39 am
It’s biggest crime is that it’s boring. Hell, it doesn’t even function well as being a plain old fetish story, full of the excruciating details of unsavory perversion that discerning readers of erotic fetish fanfiction have come to expect! [clingfilm]
Title: The FPlus fanfic!
Post by: Bobalay on September 26, 2013, 01:40:51 pm
F+ OTP is Bunnybread's voice/every sentient creature in the world.