Side Projects Quote Thread

[Wrought]

"I'm going to cast the spell "Small Boy Jumps Into Garbage Can and Rolls Down Hill"" -The Lesbiathan

[Shell Game]

I've got those classic ridges that we all know and love!

Extra Credit, Episode 50

[Wrought]

"Everyone knows Chinese dragons are cucks." -Positive Stress

[Shell Game]

Dijon: HELLO I AM ZD90855.
Argyle: I don't like this...

That read is still something else!

[Wrought]

"I dunno man, I ain't buyin' that hog unless you can prove to me how tender that pussy is on the inside." -Positive Stress

[Shell Game]

"In conclusion, I want to fuck all of the muppets..." -Ganymede

[Ganymede]

Now that the cam girl episode is out, I'm proud to immortalize Shell's historical fiction:

"What if the southern Bunniculas had won the war?"

Also even though it came from the doc, I love the earnest nature of "Then, is Duckula truly a vampire?"

[Wrought]

"I'm gonna treat you like a Property Brother."-Ganymede

[Shell Game]

Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!

[beelzeboob]

Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!

Maybe if you stopped putting me into a place where I just wanted everything in the reading to stop this wouldn’t be an issue

[Shell Game]

"Well, it would be pretty embarrassing for Brock if he had to eat a chocolate penis." - Malt

[Wrought]

"Welcome to the club, Miss Hailey. The club of people who know me."
-Frank West

[Wrought]

Frank West: I believe America will someday have its first spanked president.
Breakfast, clearly not proud of this joke: Haven't you read the Stormy Daniels allegations?
Everyone in the call:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh?

[Shell Game]

Shell: are you scrubbing it with a loofa sponge a little too hard? Is that how you're getting chafed?
Breakfast: PIPE CLEANER.
Malt: YEAH!

Also

Beelz: Some people??? Use chastity??? To COPE???????

[Wrought]

"An innocent turkey baster off the production line gets purchased--Think Toy Story!--They go home, they think 'Yes! I'm going to be used in a kitchen! OH GOD!'"
-Beelzeboob