Side Projects Quote Thread

[Shell Game]

Achilles' Heelies: Yeah, what part of a blowjob is 'DRENG'?

[Wrought]

Dijon du Jour: Can you please explain to your manager that this is an emotional support realdoll?

[Shell Game]

Dijon: and then i said "red rover, red rover, orgasm come over!"

[Mix]

Shell: Switchable Susie, how long have you been on the internet?
Stress Susie: JUST GOT HERE! SEEMS PRETTY BAD.

[Sauce]

Regarding the idea of a SoFurry orgy:

"There's not enough Ferbreeze in the world"
"That depends on how much of it you drink."

[Shell Game]

I could go down on a pillow for hours.

[Shell Game]

Frank West: The important thing is that nobody hurt me feeling me me my.

[chai tea latte]

CHAI: she's overcome with this force, again, i guess. And sticks her fingers in her pussy. She tries to fight it and knows there will be twenty or more people for this open house.

SHELL GAME: Also the Hitman.

CHAI: Unrelatedly, I look up,
[a digression]

SANGUINAIRY NOVEL: she was doing a performance art piece, where she opened up an old can of Spaghetti-O's, and....

CHAI AND BOOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY: Nooooooooo!
CHAI: I'd forgotten about that,,
BOOTS: Semiotics, no.......

[chai tea latte]

(during a discussion about a post from a user named JOK3R)
SHELL: Yeah, whaddaya think? you like my Joker script?
JULIA: You wanna know how I got these Oscars?

[A Meat]

Ganymede: It really is like "Could god make a boulder so heavy that even he couldn't move it? No. But I could"

[chai tea latte]

SHELL: oh, this isn't a segue. I am trying desparately not to talk about the document, so,
[ALL LAUGH]
JULIA: well, shell, have you heard about a little comic, on a site called tapas, about Steven Universe but he's, he's White Diamond,
SHELL: AUGH! No, i haven't, i haven't and I won't hear about that,
JULIA: okay, let me tell t you about that for the next hour!
CHAI: is that.... Is that like Keenspot?
FRANK WEST, suddenly no longer joking around, very serious: Nothing is like Keenspot, chai.

[chai tea latte]

DR A: How was it for you guys? Where did your fetish come from?
HEAVE: Probably not trauma!

[Shell Game]

Breakfast: He can eat a real whole coconut using his perfect human teeth.

[Salubrious Rex]

"Achilles Heelies here to give you Achilles Feelies" - The Lesbiathan

[A Meat]

Shell: Sorry Tuttle, I keep forgetting this is empowering, continue
Julia (dying): I'm so empowered, I'm so empowered