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I feel like jamming things into a human body will cause bleeding if done improperly no matter where you jam them.Yossarian, September 06, 2014, 11:18:50 am
You're really lucky, Odd. The thermometer is a gateway drug. Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pm
Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.Odd, September 06, 2014, 01:41:36 amwhat the fuck dudeSmoking Crow, September 06, 2014, 02:26:55 am
Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.Odd, September 06, 2014, 01:41:36 am
You're really lucky, Odd. The thermometer is a gateway drug. Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pmActually the next logical step if that insertion had actually been pleasurable would have been the AAA battery that was, for some reason, in the same drawer as my thermometer. I was one good orgasm away from following the dangerous path of urethral-mechanophilia.Delcat, September 07, 2014, 12:42:57 am
You're really lucky, Odd. The thermometer is a gateway drug. Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pmActually the next logical step if that insertion had actually been pleasurable would have been the AAA battery that was, for some reason, in the same drawer as my thermometer. I was one good orgasm away from following the dangerous path of urethral-mechanophilia.Odd, September 07, 2014, 12:42:57 am