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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489178 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1170
Boots- "...Thank you for waiting for me to kneel."
Lemon - "Is that a blowjob poem?"
Bozarth- "I hope so, because it blew."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1171
"No Hobo"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1172
“Here’s some blog posts of men wrestling… here is a hog-tied twink. Yay!” —Lemon, #269
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1173
Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer Lead us lest too far we wander Love's sweet voice is calling yonder Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer Hey, there don't get dimmer, dimmer Light the path below, above And lead us on to love! Glow little glow-worm, fly of fire Glow like an incandescent wire Glow for the female of the species Turn on the AC and the DC This night could use a little brightnin' Light up you little ol' bug of lightnin' When you gotta glow, you gotta glow Glow little glow-worm, glow Glow little glow-worm, glow and glimmer Swim through the sea of night, little swimmer Thou aeronautical boll weevil Illuminate yon woods primeval See how the shadows deep and darken You and your chick should get to sparkin' I got a gal that I love so Glow little glow-worm, glow Glow little glow-worm, turn the key on You are equipped with taillight neon You got a cute vest-pocket *Mazda*
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1174
What month is it in Holland? Do you like it there?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1175
Jimmyfranks: Did alien astronauts create truck flap ladies? Read the book.
Lemon: Dianetics!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1176
"It's not just for fun; it's also a sex thing."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1177
"Get jacking, criminal!" - Lemon, #228
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1178
"Harassment makes your brain go boom!" -Nutshellgulag
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1179
Kumquat: "I'm not gross, lots of other people are also gross!"
Toast: "-The F Plus"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1180
"I wanna sign up for the sexy fun times! I have a cat who is a neko who is like a tiger, but it's more of a jaguar. It's like a jaguarundi but it's smaller. it's an ocelot and it's really cool."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1181
I want a neko (cat) who is like a byakko (tiger) but is more of an onça (jaguar) and it must be chibi (small) sized and have two or more madara (spots)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1182
“So, uh, yeah, we’re at cooks [sic] dot com, OH, GOD, THIS PHOTO’S HORRIBLE! No, Food.com is not allowed to know my location, thank you very much.” -Lemon, #179
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1183
#230 @ 49 minutes
BOOTS: It was hard to concentrate in classes while I was staring at and fantasizing about hoops most of the day!
EVERYONE: [dejected 'okay's]
BOOTS: but again, I'm talking about the snacks, not the earrings. All these girls walkin' around with hoops, and I just wanna eat some of them!
LEMON: Okay...is that a Canadian thing? I don't think I know what hoops are. Frank West was making a joke about combos, I was talking about combos, right?
FRANK: Yeah, I think we've got, like, a pun that works both ways.
LEMON: What are hoops in Canada?
BOOTS: Maybe they're not actually even called hoops. They're just these little crackers, that are circle shaped?
TOAST: So, Americans then?
QUAKE ANNOUNCER VOICE: IMPRESSIVE.
QUAKE ANNOUNCER VOICE: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1184
"Achilles, can you take Helen Hunt's Ass?"
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