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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1448616 times)

A Meat

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the fact that the jewish calendar uses the babylonian names is still kinda funny to me, since they're almost all named after babylonian gods

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Scooby Doo
Mr. Hunky Academia

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There is an incredibly sweet irony in the fact that J.K. Rowling tried to "solve" the problem of how wizards went to the bathroom without the use of the muggle-created plumbing system and created the infinitely larger problem of the fact that any character can instantly disappear anything without any effort or restriction
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I think the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on twitter is the time I tweeted "who is Judith Butler? Is she hot?" and a woman dm'd me to say Yes, Judith Butler Is Hot I Agree
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people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
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people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
GirlKisser420, January 06, 2019, 05:23:08 pm
people who were turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
lazzer grardaion? Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop chai tea latte Shell Game Dr. Buttplug Sherman Tank Yavuz

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that goes without saying, they all just go Hey Babe, I've got a Clanker for your Cavern and blammo its done
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French fried onions are a fuckin' lie. There's no fuckin' onions in there. There just aren't.

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IT'S GAMES DONE QUICK NOT GAMES DONE STEVE

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people who were scared of the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
GirlKisser420, January 06, 2019, 05:23:08 pm
people who were turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie are having more sex than me
A Meat, January 06, 2019, 05:32:43 pm
i am so scared and turned on by the big rusty metal fish in banjo kazooie

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reading the last few posts to the tune of tism's "everyone else has had more sex than me"

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We gotta repopularize laugh tracks

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melted ice cream, also known as "water cream"

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Jelquing is like making money: the less you have, the more important even a slight increase is. Jelquing it from 9 to 5 has been often shown to work. Sympathetic magic and wishing for your assets to grow bigger also works. Yelling at the foreskin teller to put all the circumcised skin flaps in the bag at gunpoint is a quick way to get ahead - you can glue them on your chode to make it powerful, attracting higher level females - but beware the karmic consequences and the law keepers who often roam the land.
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