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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on August 06, 2018, 10:14:10 pm
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(https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/b/bc/Start-a-Conversation-with-a-Stranger-Step-3-Version-8.jpg/v4-460px-Start-a-Conversation-with-a-Stranger-Step-3-Version-8.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/286)
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There's nobody more fucked up than the mostly normal.
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hell oh lem on and reedicoo lists tis epeesode has thee most encoheer Ent peepole in along tyme on dis pod cast an e-way tag suggest eons: "beware of crime", "fetishes", "forums", "gang stalking", "harry potter", "hopelessly broken", incomprehensible", "insanity", "the internet isn't helping", "morons", "penis modification projects", "rants", "rednecks", "sex", "things that goblins do".
EDIT: I totally agree with the sentiment "kiss my ass, Palmdale".
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(https://i.imgur.com/jKDttoQ.jpg)
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Having listened to this episode, I still couldn't tell you what it's about :-|
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I found the "I just wanna try sucking a dick once" story suspect, because he didn't have to go for a man's dick if he's not into men
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Checked the local forum, and one of the most recently updated threads is a year-old thread calling a specific woman a slut (in the title). Here is the text of the first post:
Stop trying to act like this perfect little angel. Everyone knows you've been getting all sorts of d!ck since you were 15. That poor little girl of yours is going to have a h0e for a mom. Good thing your parents take good care of her.
Also, I think some posts got removed, because each post is numbered, and there are 21 in the thread, but the last post is #28.
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So let me see if I got the narrative of that first post down:
- Dude is walking through what he describes as "The Ghetto" (Though given the relationship between this guy and reality that is demonstrated in the rest of the post I suspect it may have just been a regular urban neighborhood) under the pretense of "getting evidence" to "Make an arrest" with some sort of spy camera (?)
- Dude is struck by a bad case of the runs.
- Rather than find a bathroom like a productive, non-deranged member of society he instead decides to take a shit in the carport of a nearby house (??)
- Dude takes a massive shit all over the carport and notices that two locals are looking at him with confusion and disgust. Our shitting protagonist is perturbed by this but continues shitting.
- After finishing his business our hero picks up a discarded hoodie and wipes his ass with it (!?) and then goes to leave
- As he is leaving he notices the two onlookers go in to examine the intestinal carnage he has left behind. One of them picks up and examines the shit-smeared hoodie in disbelief.
- Our protagonist is confused and aggravated as to why these two are so concerned with his shitting and concludes them to be dope dealers rather than putting two and two together that they might actually live there and he has just smeared his shit all over one of their hoodies.
What is wrong with society?
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"Uh oh...am I taking a shit in public in the wrong part of town?"
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The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
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The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 07, 2018, 12:03:48 pm
boo but also have a bulb
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The two "dope dealers" were just star struck, because they had heard of the vigilante shitter RunsDMC but thought him only legend.
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 07, 2018, 12:03:48 pm
boo but also have a bulb
SATAN MILKSHAKE, August 07, 2018, 12:19:51 pm
I met this rumpled hoodie, it's threads kinda dirty
Went to the port and bust it out, I had to leave real early
This 'hood is really sleazy, all they car ports is shitty
I spread my cheeks and rock a time, I said "It's diarrhea"
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we make a great team, diarrhea and me
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I'm just here for Lemon's song parodies.
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Maybe it's just because I'm Tuesday drunk, but "Yay, we're starting the podcast!" made me laugh uproariously.
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I really do love how classic internet this episode is. It felt like an episode from like 2010, like the two-part Juggalo episode or something, just a whole bunch of dumb yelling over the internet.
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Echoing that old F-Plus sentiment, this one reminded me a lot of the YourOpenBook/Facebook one from way back in the day - just a whole load of crazy, incoherent rambling. Also, the mental image of that dude stumbling around in the cinema aisle while burning hot popcorn scalds his dick is the hardest I've laughed all year.
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excellent!
so many real stories from real people
and real nonsense by actual real people
these episodes are some of my favorite. everyone just diving into some fucking weird, gross, made-up bullshit and just having a good fucking time.
edit: wow! Alanis Morissette is sounding great these days!
final edit: (https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/6/62/093Haunter.png/250px-093Haunter.png)
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Listened to this one again today, and I really do have to reiterate: Lemon, I really DO listen for your song parodies. “It’s like your tEeEeAaAaChEeEeEerRrRr sitting on your dick in the toilet” is genuinely one of the jokes that has made me ugly laugh while listening. Thank you for your gifted parody skills.
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