Ed Longshanks is an authentically terrible person and I hope EroticChristian.com stopped existing as a condition of his divorce. (I'm also a really big fan of the theology of "if you have a sin that you really like, maybe it's not a sin and God wants you to do it.")
Anyway! Love the condom reviewer whose review is basically I DON'T USE THIS PRODUCT, GOODBYE + humblebragging about getting laid during Hellraiser 2. For some reason, the deadpan statement about the Hellraiser 2 humblebrag made me really lose my shit.