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Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Lemon on June 02, 2013, 02:18:21 pm
So, how did we make up for a gap in the release schedule this time?

By releasing an episode that's THREE AND A HALF HOURS.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 02, 2013, 02:20:58 pm
So, how did we make up for a gap in the release schedule this time?

By releasing an episode that's THREE AND A HALF HOURS.
Lemon, June 02, 2013, 02:18:21 pm

Man we really cut it down huh :(
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 02, 2013, 02:21:45 pm
I CAN'T WAIT.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Lemon on June 02, 2013, 02:26:40 pm
Also, if you're reading this and you're not a ballp.it member, you might want to know that STOG added another half an hour of Mouton onto this mess. The thread's over here (http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=583.0), requires registration to read, [10bux] to post.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: montrith on June 02, 2013, 02:57:55 pm
Oh, you bastard. Of course you have to release this now that it's almost time to go to sleep. I'll have to wait until tomorrow.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: JT on June 02, 2013, 04:08:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lb4J4nF.gif)
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 02, 2013, 04:08:53 pm
Oh my god.

I knew Gonterman's teenage girlfriend, about five or six years down the line.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on June 02, 2013, 04:42:41 pm
Portaxx's reading of the lady who wants to be an amputee is just giving me flashbacks of Alice's Restaurant.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 02, 2013, 04:44:16 pm
Oh my god.

I knew Gonterman's teenage girlfriend, about five or six years down the line.
Cuddlesquid, June 02, 2013, 04:08:53 pm

make with the stories??
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Zsa Zsa on June 02, 2013, 05:21:05 pm
Good work guys, you make me smile.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Ansemaru on June 02, 2013, 05:31:59 pm
I'm so glad the ska puns came back.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 02, 2013, 05:46:46 pm
Oh my god.

I knew Gonterman's teenage girlfriend, about five or six years down the line.
Cuddlesquid, June 02, 2013, 04:08:53 pm

make with the stories??
jack-chick, June 02, 2013, 04:44:16 pm
When I knew her, she was about twentyish, and was moving in with my best friend. Apparently her parents weren't the sole force behind her breaking up with him--she was creeped out by him too.

I think I remember her showing me the story Isfahan read, but that was about eight years ago and my memory gets a little wiffle-bally since our priority was playing video games and watching Clone Wars for two weeks.

Edited to add: I should mention that at the time, she believed she was a multiple (one of those personalities was a grey wolf), and the friend she moved in with believed she was a white dragon. My friendship with them sort of started to fall apart when they bonded over being non-human, basically rejecting my plain human self like a bad skin graft.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Cheapskate on June 02, 2013, 06:06:39 pm
I think Reshiram just married Justin so she could embezzle his public benefit checks.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Yossarian on June 02, 2013, 06:19:39 pm
Wow that was impressive. So much ska so much stupidity so much internet. Somehow I still live.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: scratchohey on June 02, 2013, 07:16:44 pm
JustinRPG is a cautionary tale of what happens when President Oskama's war on marriage goes too far. Someone should seriously beat him in a pokemon battle, if you know what I mean.  Arceus made a Nidoran♂ and a Nidoran♀ for a REASON!

BUGCATCHER Joey, PICNICKER Liz and 2 others Like this.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 02, 2013, 08:17:38 pm
I can already tell these episodes are ones I'll be coming back to many times in the future. Really great stuff. Just a smile on my face the whole time I'm listening to it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: KingKalamari on June 02, 2013, 08:19:17 pm
Man, this entire thing is like a wonderful, comforting trip down memory lane...

...I'm starting to worry I've spent too much time gazing into the abyss
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Keetah Spacecat on June 02, 2013, 08:30:34 pm
I am so sooooo pleased you guys ripped into Dave Hopkins. I hate that guy so much and I hope his poor wife escapes him one of these days.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Geremy Tibbles on June 02, 2013, 08:41:56 pm
Hearing someone read Timecube aloud melts my mind.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 02, 2013, 09:14:04 pm
I downloaded both parts of the episode before I left the house, but I apparently only threw part one on my phone! I could star in Rocky Horror I've got so much built up anticipation.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 02, 2013, 10:34:03 pm
The F Plus's Something Awful thread has gone gold. I'm sure you're all very excited.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Keetah Spacecat on June 02, 2013, 11:23:01 pm
Man one of my 'friends' likes 2 the Gryphon and I have no idea why. I thought people forgot about that dude already holy jesus.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 02, 2013, 11:26:21 pm
I downloaded both parts of the episode before I left the house, but I apparently only threw part one on my phone!
kal-elk, June 02, 2013, 09:14:04 pm
I see you shiver with antici
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: scratchohey on June 03, 2013, 12:56:02 am
The F Plus's Something Awful thread has gone gold. I'm sure you're all very excited.
Isfahan, June 02, 2013, 10:34:03 pm

We're the biggest thread in RGD! We're gonna be so populaaaaaarnevermind.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 03, 2013, 02:20:40 am
I haven't listened to it yet, but I was alerted early by a frantic message of "DAVE HOPKINS FINALLY MADE IT ON THE F PLUS".  I actually burst into fucking patriotic song when I saw the roster.  You people have ruined me.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2013, 04:18:28 am
I downloaded both parts of the episode before I left the house, but I apparently only threw part one on my phone!
kal-elk, June 02, 2013, 09:14:04 pm
I see you shiver with antici
Cuddlesquid, June 02, 2013, 11:26:21 pm
pation.

(finished the episode, so goddamn good. Congrats everyone and portaxx especially for marshaling.)

I haven't listened to the ABDL guy bonus yet, but I actually had to skip past the part in the episode proper where he was talking about (well, heavily implying) masturbating to images of children so I don't know if I'll be able to stomach it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 03, 2013, 05:43:11 am
About to listen to the second half, but I had to drop off this quote first, from a year or two back when my sister were discussing a crazy Ulillalia-esque furry:

Delcat:  "Oh man! I discovered the single most important website ever: NATURE'S HARMONIC SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE!!! This site definitively debunks both the special theory of relativity and Greenwich villiage time. Before I read this site, I was a staunch believer in both. I'm totally serious. This site may look crazy, but it's really not. It really changed my thinking about most things."
Delcat: TIMECUBE
Delcat: DEAR FRIEND
Megan: It always shows up sooner or later.
Megan: Ulillalia has probably examined Timecube, found mathematical flaws in it, fixed it into an actual working thing, and then just put it in his mind game and bounced cartoon fruit off it.

I really can't argue with that assumption.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: montrith on June 03, 2013, 06:17:55 am
This is like a parade of my all time Internet favorites. And in Duke Otterland and Dr. Thinker and I think you'd have hit them all. Ullillillillliwhatever remains the cutest person online. He's so crazy in his own way, but also so harmless and seems genuinely like nice guy, especially when contrasted with some other weirdos featured in this episode.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Cyberventurer on June 03, 2013, 07:12:54 am
Oh no, I've actually done the "play music back at different tempos" thing when I'm bored.  It never dawned on me how bizarre it must be until I heard you guys laughing about it during the Ulillillia segment.  :(

It's a weird feeling to find that something you know shows up in an episode, but at least it's something benign instead of fantasizing about eating Reshiram's shit...right?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 03, 2013, 08:48:47 am
Oh man. Oh man oh man. Timecube, rat porn lady, Alex Chiu, Gonterman, the Legolas story, AND Ulilililililililililililia.

(http://i.imgur.com/c7D10Kg.jpg)

Memories...
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: icarus on June 03, 2013, 10:26:52 am
the daily affirmations of timecube and the aftermath
holy shit i laughed so hard
so good you guys
so good
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Bunnybread on June 03, 2013, 10:33:56 am
I'm curious.  Which of the classics was everyone already familiar with? 
I was only vaguely aware of Timecube and Ulillilia and that about covers it for me.  And Portaxx obviously committed the entire internet to memory a long time ago.  I'm guessing that most Ballpitters had already seen and read a lot of this material.  Is that the case?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 03, 2013, 11:06:49 am
Timecube represents the word salad days of my youth.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Ike on June 03, 2013, 11:15:35 am
I was familiar with most of these either through SomethingAwful or Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on June 03, 2013, 12:04:52 pm
With the exception of the Elven Holocaust, this was my first time encountering the classics. Most of them predate my family owning a computer.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: RedMinjo on June 03, 2013, 12:34:37 pm
Ulililia is pretty great.  Here he is degreasing his cheese pizza. (http://youtu.be/sKilm79bNAU)  Here he is talking about how he enjoys his music. (http://youtu.be/mJJPenX4PNA)   This is him volunteering in Fargo to help with some flooding. (http://youtu.be/QhKIzSAV_ck)  He also is making his own game, Platform Masters.  It's all about jumping and watching numbers and parallax scrolling.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Chaz on June 03, 2013, 12:42:26 pm
Most of these were new to me, with the exception of 2 the Ranting Gryphon and Dave Hopkins (But even then, I'd never seen the articles you'd read there before now).

Also, Ska-speed You! Black Emperor sounds like an amazing project, I want to hear their take on BBF3.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Fax on June 03, 2013, 12:53:38 pm
Man this was great, especially the endless ska puns. As for what parts I've heard of before, mostly just timecube and hopkins.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2013, 12:55:15 pm
I recognized ulillillia, timecube, justinrpg, governmentgetsgirlfriends, and the pinku bento box. The ones I didn't, though - wow, what a fucking episode. Gonna listen to this one several times at least.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 03, 2013, 01:31:00 pm
Oh no, I've actually done the "play music back at different tempos" thing when I'm bored.  It never dawned on me how bizarre it must be until I heard you guys laughing about it during the Ulillillia segment.  :(

It's a weird feeling to find that something you know shows up in an episode, but at least it's something benign instead of fantasizing about eating Reshiram's shit...right?
Cyberventurer, June 03, 2013, 07:12:54 am

Its not so much listening to music at different speeds, but more exclusively listening to music that is incredibly long loops of music at different speeds.

Confession - I once spent time trying to figure out the logic of the timecube (and I think succeeded).
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 03, 2013, 02:05:45 pm
Confession - I once spent time trying to figure out the logic of the timecube (and I think succeeded).
jack-chick, June 03, 2013, 01:31:00 pm

How hammered were you? Be honest.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: montrith on June 03, 2013, 02:09:25 pm
Does anyone know if the Timecube guy flips out if anyone points out that a cube has six sides, not four?

I knew about most of these people beforehand, but justinRPG, the pinku bento box and 2 the Ranting Gryphon were things I'd never heard of. I thank my stars for that, I think my ear infection was completely caused by having to listen to that god-awful Reshiram song.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 03, 2013, 02:19:55 pm
Yay! The F Plus is back! (And so am I, but I won't get into it.)

I'm only partway through Part I, but there are so many all-time greats on here, and a several new ones to me as well. Time Cube is classic Internet crazy, as is Dave Gonterman. I discovered Time Cube back in 1998 when I had a gig looking for fun and/or weird web sites for ZDTV, and it still delivers the crazy, all these years later.

2 the Ranting Gryphon is what I've always considered the unpleasant combination of Furry fandom and cocaine, so I'm glad someone else noticed. Don't listen to his recordings if you have sharp objects nearby, for your own safety.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Yossarian on June 03, 2013, 03:11:59 pm
I was familiar with a few of these. governmentgetsgirlfriends, Justinrpg, Nekobe, timesquare, and the Elvin holocaust. most of these I heard about from digging the original watchful entity archive, or from ballpit, but I think nekobe I found trolling on lulz.net for furry drama years ago. Lulz.net is not a safe place and I do not advise you go there. Surprisingly never heard of 2 the griffon despite spending far too much time enjoying the fruits of furry insanity.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on June 03, 2013, 03:16:58 pm
Speaking of W-E! I wish there was a way to get in touch with them, because Wayback Machine has them archived as recently as January 26th of this year.

They also archived the old fandom wank wiki, which pretty much made my day. Yay for Snapewives and Usagiko.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 03, 2013, 03:58:59 pm
I'm curious.  Which of the classics was everyone already familiar with?bunnybread, June 03, 2013, 10:33:56 am

Gonterman, Ulillillia, Time Cube, 2 the Ranting Griffin, Dawn "Rat Porn" Griffiths, Dave Hopkins, Elven Holocaust. Gonterman in particular has been on my radar since the late 90s.

I'm OG.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 03, 2013, 05:09:38 pm
Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: montrith on June 03, 2013, 05:11:18 pm
Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.
Down10, June 03, 2013, 05:09:38 pm

We only hurt the people we love. At least, that's what I've learned from reading teenage romances with vampires and werewolves.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 03, 2013, 05:16:05 pm
We only hurt the people we love. At least, that's what I've learned from reading teenage romances with vampires and werewolves.montrith, June 03, 2013, 05:11:18 pm
You can be my Alpha any time, Montrith.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 03, 2013, 05:25:22 pm
Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.
Down10, June 03, 2013, 05:09:38 pm
Your punches mean nothing, only in that they get me to bitchily react.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2013, 05:30:46 pm
I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 03, 2013, 05:32:21 pm
I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.
kal-elk, June 03, 2013, 05:30:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JIHG0DT.gif)
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Navigator on June 03, 2013, 05:45:35 pm
The way Ulillillia's mind works is a thing of absolute beauty. It was like a refreshing primer for the unpleasantness to follow.

Man, man. I'd repressed most of this somewhere in the back of my head years ago, and this episode was like some terrible flashback. But in a good way, because the other ridiculists shared my pain.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 03, 2013, 05:47:04 pm
The way Ulillillia's mind works is a thing of absolute beauty.
Navigator, June 03, 2013, 05:45:35 pm
Absolutely agreed. Of all the people featured, I would hang out with Uli.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Adam Bozarth on June 03, 2013, 06:00:10 pm
A fitting tribute to Jean Stapleton, Bunnybread.

Also, that's an excellent Mitch McConnell
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: KingKalamari on June 03, 2013, 06:00:42 pm
Now that I've had some time to digest this monster of an episode I have some stray thoughts I'd like to share:

1.) I am so glad you managed to sneak some of Dragonguyver's stuff in there. He's very near and dear to my heart as I can recall me and my cousin taking turns reading through his horrific attempt at a novel while doing our best Strong Sad impression and switching when one of us started cracking up.

2.) I also really like how 2's examples of real world horrors much worse than furry fetish porn are child molestation and...Women breastfeeding babies in public?

3.) Some of my favorite POE classics that didn't appear in this episode:

-Lord Rexington Fear
Lacked the schtick most other exhibits had, his claim to fame instead being that he was just a very self-righteous shlub who failed at everything he did and still thought himself to be the shit. He looked like what would happen if Kirby swallowed Fabio and a tub of butter...

-Frostfang Manor
Three morbidly obese furries/otherkin who lived in a broken down trailer filled with their own filth. A picture of one of them (Who went by the name of Pookie) fixing a computer in his underpants in the middle of a filthy room gained some popularity on the internet as the perfect depiction of the neckbearded shut-in. Also his ass took up his entire back

-MyTanookiSuitHasBalls/Hornytoad/NarutoisaDishBestServedCold/Alfred Shitcock
Resident forum trainwreck: He came to POE to defend some random furry bullshit site that was featured and just sort of never left, despite being banned multiple times. He was a hardcore furry who legitimately wanted to have sex with animals, hated the police with a fiery passion for reasons that were never clearly explained and was convinced that we would genetically engineer real life furries in the coming decades because he read it in a science fiction novel. His most memorable bit of insanity was his stance on child pornography: That being he thought it should be legalized with his excuse beign that making it illegal impeded the efforts of "The Minutemen of Child Porn": Brave individuals who combed through kiddie porn in the hopes of identify the places they were shot so that they might mete out vigilante justice. Believed to have been killed by a haunted car...
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 03, 2013, 06:43:29 pm
I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.
kal-elk, June 03, 2013, 05:30:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JIHG0DT.gif)
Juice Unlimited, June 03, 2013, 05:32:21 pm
Aww, come on. That's so mean. Why can't we be friends?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Acierocolotl on June 03, 2013, 06:43:51 pm
I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 03, 2013, 06:49:54 pm
I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.
Acierocolotl, June 03, 2013, 06:43:51 pm
Is this the same guy as Frankenstein Gangster Computer God Moon Power?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 03, 2013, 06:58:34 pm
I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.Acierocolotl, June 03, 2013, 06:43:51 pm

Aside from Time Cube guy or Martin Gale, Frank Chu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Chu) will forever be my favorite word salad artist/bizarro campaigner. He's a local legend and a real American hero.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/ChuDrHal_s.jpg) (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File%3AChuDrHal_s.jpg)
I mean, just read his sign. He actually talks like that. In person.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Acierocolotl on June 03, 2013, 07:31:42 pm
I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.
Acierocolotl, June 03, 2013, 06:43:51 pm
Is this the same guy as Frankenstein Gangster Computer God Moon Power?
Cuddlesquid, June 03, 2013, 06:49:54 pm

Oh no no no.  Martin Gale, starting from basic Newtonian physics, believes he's invented the most effective martial art known to man.  That's about the most logic you'll get out of it; I can tell you he's assembled a pantheon of the most influential martial artists over the last 2,000 years, and put himself on it twice.  Either he's a deservedly immodest utter martial arts badass, or a bit of a yutz who'd made a webpage that set the standard for schizophrenic web design for years to come.  (Having seen a few of his videos, I can attest it's the latter, not the former.)

The dude you're thinking of is Francis E. Dek, who used to put up fliers and had them read by a DJ with the most amazing voice, one that inspired jealousy on my part.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Cyberventurer on June 03, 2013, 07:42:41 pm
Forgive me podcast for I have sinned.  I remember coming across that 2 the ranting gryphon site on my own years and years ago, back when I was into stuff like Maddox's site.  I'm listening to an episode I remember liking a lot back then and now I just feel a twinge of shame.  I remember laughing at his portal of evil episode without actually looking at the site and just assumed it really was about people looking for things to offend them.  :(

Now that I've finally finished the whole thing, I want to say that this was an awesome episode and I also now understand why you limit yourselves to an hour.  I had to break it up for myself and listen to bits throughout the day because goddamn, 3 and a half hours!  But I did enjoy every minute of it.  Time Cube and Rat Porn Lady are my favorites from this.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: agentanalogue on June 03, 2013, 08:06:13 pm
Forgive me podcast for I have sinned.  I remember coming across that 2 the ranting gryphon site on my own years and years ago, back when I was into stuff like Maddox's site.  I'm listening to an episode I remember liking a lot back then and now I just feel a twinge of shame.  I remember laughing at his portal of evil episode without actually looking at the site and just assumed it really was about people looking for things to offend them.  :(

Now that I've finally finished the whole thing, I want to say that this was an awesome episode and I also now understand why you limit yourselves to an hour.  I had to break it up for myself and listen to bits throughout the day because goddamn, 3 and a half hours!  But I did enjoy every minute of it.  Time Cube and Rat Porn Lady are my favorites from this.
Cyberventurer, June 03, 2013, 07:42:41 pm

I liked 2 okay also, so don't bury yourself in shame.  And I'll even say a few things in his defense:

1. As far as F-plus subjects go, pretty self-deprecating.  He refers to what he does as crap, and I don't know that I ever heard him describe what he did as comedy, so the fact that it's punchline-centric isn't a giant failing on his part.

2.  His medium was definitely part performance.  2's rants worked because they were long and quick.  He'd recite each one over fast techno and then edit out the breaths in between.  I imagine the repetition the F-plus so rightfully pointed out was a lot less tedious to the listener because of this.

3.  That was not his best rant.  His twin pieces on vegetarians and carnivores were both sort of fun.

That being said, I'm embarrassed for him that he didn't bother to do more than two seconds of POE research to determine they weren't a Christian site, and I can definitely appreciate the weakness of his "trying-too-hard" style now in a way that I couldn't have when I was ten years younger. 
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Lemon on June 03, 2013, 09:45:58 pm
I liked 2 okay also, so don't bury yourself in shame.  And I'll even say a few things in his defense:
agentmonster cockogue, June 03, 2013, 08:06:13 pm

Counterpoint:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/88143/2+Gryphon.gif)
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 03, 2013, 10:15:44 pm
Why, that's not a griffin, that's just some guy!

Doesn't he look sassy, though? That expression is lifted straight from the cover art of every Dreamworks animated DVD ever.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 04, 2013, 04:43:28 am
As for this ep, I just...I...


I love you guys, gorrangit.

Things unfamiliar to me:

CAROLE (although I'm very familiar with voluntary amputees)
Pinku
Dead Wife
Matthew Moulton (possibly, he seems familiar)
Elven Holocaust

Everything else was a trip down memory lane.  I can't believe I remember the Rat Porn Lady, I'd forgotten about it until now.  That was one of my first exposures to the horrors of furry porn, back when I was 13 or so.  My sister and I had just discovered PoE and we tried that site and I was like "I had a crush on Justin when I was four but it wasn't like this D8".  I had no idea about the scrap going down behind the scenes, I didn't start looking at the forum posts for at least a year or two more.

Legolas by laura was the only (mostly) clean rite-of-passage fics on GodAwful Fanfiction.  "Legolas-by-laura ending" became a working term for any fic that abruptly cut off.

One thing worth mentioning about 2 the Ranting Gryphon is that he highly endorsed Jack back in 2001 and Hopkins has never taken that liner-quote off his website.  It's almost like he's lacking in unconditional praise these days.
also this segment was horribly oppressive to me
I was listening to it on Winamp
iTunes scum actually I have literally no idea what people use for music these days it's seriously that bad help


And oh, finally, good ol' Davey Wifebeater Hopkins gets his fifteen minutes.  I'm a Kate-Comics fan, and this came out the same day that someone crashed his forum defending the Tumblr and Dave pitched a massive fit.  I dunno if he's seen this yet but the sequence of events is like a karma bear trap closing, I love it.

Question for Ridiculists/Mods: Since there's such a massive amount of content in this episode, would it be okay to make (or revive) topics for different exhibits on Notes From the Front Lines?  I feel like people could use the room to spread out, light their pipes, and have some leisurely discussions.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: icarus on June 04, 2013, 05:57:20 am
my only real memory of 2 the ranting gryphon was a few years back when his episode about art theft was making the rounds.
it may have just been that, you know, getting your art ripped off -> signature erased -> and seeing someone repost it for profit has happened to me and it pisses me off, but i did enjoy that rant. i tried to download a few more and...he failed to evolve on most subjects.

like his solution to the gas price crisis was everyone quit work and refuse to go out of your house. just kinda real shit ideas that would be fine, if they were coming out of the mouth of an 8 year old.

also this whole "PoE is a christian website" is super confusing to me, someone explain that cause i feel lost

is it just because of the word evil in the name
people see 'evil' and just assume it meant 'christians hang out here'?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: PurpleXVI on June 04, 2013, 01:12:05 pm
I really, really loved Jimmy in this one. Just fucking magical.

Aside from that, I can hardly choose what I enjoyed the most.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 04, 2013, 01:25:01 pm
This episode of the podcast (and its thread) does raise a question I've always had:*

Does being a self-identified Furry make people psychotic, or are psychotic people just naturally driven to the Furry fandom? I mean, the examples in this podcast (Nekobe, 2 the Ranting Gryphon, Gonterman, etc., etc.) are far from unusual behavior in Furry circles. It's almost as if histrionics are second nature to having a fursona.

* Any furries of Ballp.it: please don't take this personally. It's just my observation as an outsider. Am I wrong?
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: PurpleXVI on June 04, 2013, 01:30:04 pm
Does being a self-identified Furry make people psychotic, or are psychotic people just naturally driven to the Furry fandom? I mean, the examples in this podcast (Nekobe, 2 the Ranting Gryphon, Gonterman, etc., etc.) are far from unusual behavior in Furry circles. It's almost as if histrionics are second nature to having a fursona.
Down10, June 04, 2013, 01:25:01 pm

I think it really depends, I think the thing is... for a lot of furries, being a furry is about the boners. And anyone who self-identifies by their fetish almost to the exclusion of everything else is utterly insane or at least incredibly socially awkward and someone you want to avoid.

"Spiritual" furry-ism seems to have largely floated over to merge with otherkin(a shame, I kinda miss it as something to giggle at, fare ye well, Astral Walmart), so basically all you're left with is people who make 90% of their social interaction centered around a fetish.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Yossarian on June 04, 2013, 03:44:56 pm
This episode of the podcast (and its thread) does raise a question I've always had:*

Does being a self-identified Furry make people psychotic, or are psychotic people just naturally driven to the Furry fandom? I mean, the examples in this podcast (Nekobe, 2 the Ranting Gryphon, Gonterman, etc., etc.) are far from unusual behavior in Furry circles. It's almost as if histrionics are second nature to having a fursona.

* Any furries of Ballp.it: please don't take this personally. It's just my observation as an outsider. Am I wrong?
Down10, June 04, 2013, 01:25:01 pm

Part time/ex or whatever furry here

There are equally crazy people in any social group you could name. However the fact that for a large number of furries it is a fetish, and a large part of the community is about porn and constant sexual exposure leads into an escalation that we frequently see displayed in the related artwork.

For example I knew a kid I'll call Ben. Ben liked pokemon, Ben was an awkward kid and when Ben found himself transplanted to another state with no friends but his computer he moved onto the path to escalation. Ben found a group of people who liked Pokemon, could help him with his computer, and played him games, well that's great! But these friends also had fursonas and had artwork done. Gradualy Ben drew himself a fursona and became more and more involved in the group. The sense of group belonging drags you in and you don't even feel it. Its a combination of groupthink, peer pressure, and the need for community. Eventually Ben decided that instead of going to college he was going to just hang out online and talk to these friends. He ended up dating a complete cunt he met in the community and spent his entire savings on a trip to visit this guy.

Now as for myself I almost hit the same path. I was bored and wanted some friends so I met the same people. I broke away for a few reasons, when an artist against my wishes tried to draw porn of my character with my boyfriends character before we were dating, when one of the group leaders pulled/tried to pull a stunt similar to nekobe, and when I was harassed to give out the porn I allegedly had of my character (there was no porn)

TLDR
Picture it like gravity. You want to belong, and be a group of friends. Gradually as you get closer and closer together you may lose your sense of decency, and because of that you might find yourself in a casual chat with friends talking about how you ruined you totally got that XXL chance the stallion down to the base and you have videos to prove it. The spiral of wanting to be in a community makes people crazy, when the community is around or encouraging someone who is already unstable or crazy you have a disaster waiting to happen.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: agentanalogue on June 04, 2013, 06:15:40 pm
This episode of the podcast (and its thread) does raise a question I've always had:*

Does being a self-identified Furry make people psychotic, or are psychotic people just naturally driven to the Furry fandom? I mean, the examples in this podcast (Nekobe, 2 the Ranting Gryphon, Gonterman, etc., etc.) are far from unusual behavior in Furry circles. It's almost as if histrionics are second nature to having a fursona.

* Any furries of Ballp.it: please don't take this personally. It's just my observation as an outsider. Am I wrong?
Down10, June 04, 2013, 01:25:01 pm

Beautifully put.  I flirted with the Furry community for much the same reasons when I was young and impressionable. 

now your words just have me worried that the F-Plus community is going to drag me into some similar spiral...that I'll be up at 3 a.m. reading typos out of books to strangers on the street some day.
Part time/ex or whatever furry here

There are equally crazy people in any social group you could name. However the fact that for a large number of furries it is a fetish, and a large part of the community is about porn and constant sexual exposure leads into an escalation that we frequently see displayed in the related artwork.

For example I knew a kid I'll call Ben. Ben liked pokemon, Ben was an awkward kid and when Ben found himself transplanted to another state with no friends but his computer he moved onto the path to escalation. Ben found a group of people who liked Pokemon, could help him with his computer, and played him games, well that's great! But these friends also had fursonas and had artwork done. Gradualy Ben drew himself a fursona and became more and more involved in the group. The sense of group belonging drags you in and you don't even feel it. Its a combination of groupthink, peer pressure, and the need for community. Eventually Ben decided that instead of going to college he was going to just hang out online and talk to these friends. He ended up dating a complete cunt he met in the community and spent his entire savings on a trip to visit this guy.

Now as for myself I almost hit the same path. I was bored and wanted some friends so I met the same people. I broke away for a few reasons, when an artist against my wishes tried to draw porn of my character with my boyfriends character before we were dating, when one of the group leaders pulled/tried to pull a stunt similar to nekobe, and when I was harassed to give out the porn I allegedly had of my character (there was no porn)

TLDR
Picture it like gravity. You want to belong, and be a group of friends. Gradually as you get closer and closer together you may lose your sense of decency, and because of that you might find yourself in a casual chat with friends talking about how you ruined you totally got that XXL chance the stallion down to the base and you have videos to prove it. The spiral of wanting to be in a community makes people crazy, when the community is around or encouraging someone who is already unstable or crazy you have a disaster waiting to happen.
Yossarian, June 04, 2013, 03:44:56 pm
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: fluffy on June 04, 2013, 08:32:38 pm
While listening to the episode I decided to search on "the wisest human." Guess what I found (https://twitter.com/Wisest_Human).

Sadly he hasn't updated in a while.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Moriarty on June 05, 2013, 12:18:30 am
You know, Nekobe's hapless hosts thought he was crazy and paranoid for assuming they were trying to lose him in traffic, but all I can think is that other, smarter people probably had the sense to actually do that. Why they gave him six hundred dollars to leave instead of luring him to an unfamiliar location and leaving him there, I do not understand.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: gee golly gosh on June 05, 2013, 03:52:55 am
Bunnybread: I heard of the governmentgetsgirlfriends guy from the friend who introduced me to the f+, and was considering submitting yiff the otter to you guys but decided everyone and their grandma had already read that whole crazy saga. The rest was completely new!

Clearly I've been doing this internet thing totally wrong.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Ike on June 05, 2013, 05:39:08 am
I thought the government girlfriends guy was JustinRPG.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: OrganGrinder on June 05, 2013, 11:29:51 am
I actually forgot about the Bento Box thing, its been at least a decade since I heard about that. Good times.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: fluffy on June 05, 2013, 01:11:46 pm
When I was taking Japanese language classes at Sony, when we got to the unit on colors that one kept on getting parroted ad infinitum by some very Reddity people.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 06, 2013, 11:06:01 am
I kind of wonder if the person who replied to him saying "oh, I can make you a ceramic bento" sent him one that was dong-shaped and pink. It seems like the goon way to do business.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: KingKalamari on June 06, 2013, 05:32:14 pm
I kind of wonder if the person who replied to him saying "oh, I can make you a ceramic bento" sent him one that was dong-shaped and pink. It seems like the goon way to do business.
Cuddlesquid, June 06, 2013, 11:06:01 am

He probably put a mayonnaise dispenser on one side of it to boot.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: scratchohey on June 12, 2013, 04:51:43 am
He probably put a mayonnaise dispenser on one side of it to boot.
KingKalamari, June 06, 2013, 05:32:14 pm
But if it only has one compartment, the mayonazu (mayonnaise) could touch his gohan (rice)! That would be teriburu (awful).

The bento box post makes me want to put together some additional goon idiocy for submitting, but I can see a few problems already: 1. So much of it is either archived, gassed, or preserved in FYAD (all behind some kind of paywall), and 2. goons aren't exactly known for being concise. Still, there's so many fantastic posts on there.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: chai tea latte on June 13, 2013, 04:15:21 am
There's nothing you could do which FYAD, @goons_txt and parts of the the various quote threads haven't already covered in incredible detail. I'm not saying don't try, just that there's a mass of really great stuff already there.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: nilvoid on June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on June 15, 2013, 02:28:16 am
To chip in my two cents, 1) I'm really glad to hear Jack Chick again.  BE IN MORE EPISODES, JACK, GODDAMMIT!  also do more slug voice.  2) Nekobe is fucking amazing, Jesus.  The relatively little touches make it, like the weird furry speak ("pawing" people off) and how the people whose lives he was disrupting gave him, what was the running total, $600, a car wash and two hand-jobs, instead of the beating he so obviously needs.

How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Down10 on June 15, 2013, 12:48:46 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.Isfahan, June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm

How dare you mention something like this and not post a link to it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 15, 2013, 12:53:33 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.Isfahan, June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm

How dare you mention something like this and not post a link to it.
Down10, June 15, 2013, 12:48:46 pm
Ohhh my God, it was glorious.

Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 15, 2013, 01:38:44 pm
To chip in my two cents, 1) I'm really glad to hear Jack Chick again.  BE IN MORE EPISODES, JACK, GODDAMMIT!  also do more slug voice.  2) Nekobe is fucking amazing, Jesus.  The relatively little touches make it, like the weird furry speak ("pawing" people off) and how the people whose lives he was disrupting gave him, what was the running total, $600, a car wash and two hand-jobs, instead of the beating he so obviously needs.

How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.
Utnaphistim, June 15, 2013, 02:28:16 am

Hey thanks! I wasn't in episodes for a while due to my job occupying 250% of my time. Now that I no longer have the burden of such mundane concerns as a w2 job, I can spend more time podcastin'.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on June 15, 2013, 03:06:14 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.
Isfahan, June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm
So I don't know if it's the same dude, but when you google "Kuuenbu", this comes up in about the top ten results. (http://antimisandry.com/members/kuuenbu/)
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 17, 2013, 01:44:53 am
How do you even "paw" someone off?  Seems like a prehensile limb with an opposable thumb would be an important part of a hand-job, you couldn't really do that with a paw.  Maybe it works differently with the suits, I don't know.
Utnaphistim, June 15, 2013, 02:28:16 am

All I know is that when my sister's cat bats my face in the morning so I'll let him out, he invariably hooks my lip because his claws are partially extended and it's incredibly painful.  And cats have the option of retracting their claws, unlike most other animals.  The guy giving the "pawjobs" was what, a wolf?  Ouch.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Acierocolotl on June 17, 2013, 10:26:38 am
All I know is that when my sister's cat bats my face in the morning so I'll let him out, he invariably hooks my lip because his claws are partially extended and it's incredibly painful.  And cats have the option of retracting their claws, unlike most other animals.  The guy giving the "pawjobs" was what, a wolf?  Ouch.
Delcat, June 17, 2013, 01:44:53 am

Goddammit.

They're (and I sigh) magic humaniform animals, who have the desired traits of both humans and the animal(s) of choice, and if that means having no (or retractable) claws for paw-jobs, that's not far out of reach.

In the context of a toothless asocial leech demanding sex from overly-generous strangers and being paid to leave after nearly a week, clawless paws is the least bit of insanity to latch onto.

Honey, as a rule with pretty much anybody, if the rule can be broken for better fuckin', all you'll ever hear is the sound of rules breaking like glass.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 17, 2013, 11:11:59 am
I was just running with the joke, I know how furries work.  Dinnae fash y'self.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Acierocolotl on June 17, 2013, 11:15:24 am
And I just wanted to talk authoritively about gettin' off, one of the few things I have a faint inkling about.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 17, 2013, 11:19:51 am
Just as long as no fashing is going on.  I'm not entirely sure what it is, but my heritage informs me not to do it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: fluffy on June 17, 2013, 11:54:00 am
On a related note, it really bugs me how furry dudes always have their cocks in sheaths (even if they're species that don't have sheaths), and I can't help but wonder how the fuck they pee without getting down on all fours and/or having an entertaining time trying to aim.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: nilvoid on June 17, 2013, 01:28:22 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

FOUND IT

All music has a message. Even if it's just silly stuff, it has a message in it. And the message that music carries is one the absolute most important aspects of it. Because of the theatricisms and accessibility of music, it has an intense and widespread power to reach people and shape their minds, their feelings, their lives and society as a whole. I believe music, as well as art as a whole, to be a world-changing force, and that we must understand this if we want to make the world a better place.

I knew music made strong emotional connections with people, and that good music helped people enjoy their lives more, but it was, oddly enough, the last band you'd think of that made me realize music's true potential for massive cultural and personal influence: DragonForce. I'm going to come right out and say the phrase that will certianly be quoted in infamous catchphrasism but I will always stand by it: DragonForce changed my life. I used to be a lot like most of SA, a jaded, cynical pessimist with a completely contemptful attitude toward the future and believing in nothing. That this thing called "hope" was just a big fat lie spoon-fed to me by my parents, by my teachers, by all the sheep-herding media conglomerates. Indeed, it was my rage, my utter hatred for the world and complete disillusionment with life that drew me deep into the extremities of the metal underground. Later on I got into Manowar, whom I fell in love with like most here did, out of sheer irony. Soon to follow was discovering power metal, a genre a become fond with as it echoed my love for Japanese RPGs, and then DragonForce, who quickly became my favorite band. As I spent the next two years listening to them constantly, I began to notice something. This music was changing my attitude towards life. No longer was I flailing armageddon disciple. When listening to DragonForce, I actually started to believe in myself again. I saw myself not spending the rest of my life drinking and loving the pain of life away, but reaching out to people, spreading love and joy and fighting for everyhting good in the world. I realized this music was more than just a form of entertainment. This was a new voice of the youth.

For so long we've lived under the shadow of the grunge era. We've raised a nihilistic generation that doesn't give a shit and sees the world with callous eyes, rejecting faith, hope and love. To us, all these things are part of the commercial, imperialist machine that we reject. DragonForce, and power metal, have come to change all that. They know how we feel, the rage, the hatred, the pain and disillusionment. And they speak to us a message of light in darkness, of overcoming the struggles of the world with hopes for a brighter future. Metal is the language with which this message will reach out to the ones who have lost faith. The rage of hatred and domination becomes the fire of heroism. No longer are faith and dreams of love manufactured lies. In metal, everything beautiful is pure for those of us who know freedom to embrace once again. All these things we need more than ever in our current cultural and political climate, and that is why I believe power metal will be the new grunge, and that DragonForce will be the next Nirvana.

Also the Beatles were an infinitely better singles band than album band.
Kuuenbu

BASK IN ITS GLORY
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: count_actuala on June 17, 2013, 01:46:33 pm
I like Dragonforce too, dude, but god damn.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Acierocolotl on June 17, 2013, 04:10:01 pm
fashingDelcat, June 17, 2013, 11:19:51 am

Since the French and Scottish got along swimmingly, there was some cross-fertilization.

"facher" (v. -er suffix):  to get angry.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Delcat on June 18, 2013, 08:08:26 pm
That's...actually very informative and I have nothing silly to say about it.  Thank you.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Isfahan on June 18, 2013, 11:06:25 pm
I never noticed it before, but Kuuenbu's got kind of a Young Stephen King thing going on with his face.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Cheapskate on June 19, 2013, 11:48:24 am
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.
Isfahan, June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm
So I don't know if it's the same dude, but when you google "Kuuenbu", this comes up in about the top ten results. (http://antimisandry.com/members/kuuenbu/)
Cuddlesquid, June 15, 2013, 03:06:14 pm

Strange, as Kuuenbu was also very upfront about his autogynephilia - he's turned on by imagining himself as a woman.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 19, 2013, 12:18:25 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

FOUND IT

All music has a message. Even if it's just silly stuff, it has a message in it. And the message that music carries is one the absolute most important aspects of it. Because of the theatricisms and accessibility of music, it has an intense and widespread power to reach people and shape their minds, their feelings, their lives and society as a whole. I believe music, as well as art as a whole, to be a world-changing force, and that we must understand this if we want to make the world a better place.

I knew music made strong emotional connections with people, and that good music helped people enjoy their lives more, but it was, oddly enough, the last band you'd think of that made me realize music's true potential for massive cultural and personal influence: DragonForce. I'm going to come right out and say the phrase that will certianly be quoted in infamous catchphrasism but I will always stand by it: DragonForce changed my life. I used to be a lot like most of SA, a jaded, cynical pessimist with a completely contemptful attitude toward the future and believing in nothing. That this thing called "hope" was just a big fat lie spoon-fed to me by my parents, by my teachers, by all the sheep-herding media conglomerates. Indeed, it was my rage, my utter hatred for the world and complete disillusionment with life that drew me deep into the extremities of the metal underground. Later on I got into Manowar, whom I fell in love with like most here did, out of sheer irony. Soon to follow was discovering power metal, a genre a become fond with as it echoed my love for Japanese RPGs, and then DragonForce, who quickly became my favorite band. As I spent the next two years listening to them constantly, I began to notice something. This music was changing my attitude towards life. No longer was I flailing armageddon disciple. When listening to DragonForce, I actually started to believe in myself again. I saw myself not spending the rest of my life drinking and loving the pain of life away, but reaching out to people, spreading love and joy and fighting for everyhting good in the world. I realized this music was more than just a form of entertainment. This was a new voice of the youth.

For so long we've lived under the shadow of the grunge era. We've raised a nihilistic generation that doesn't give a shit and sees the world with callous eyes, rejecting faith, hope and love. To us, all these things are part of the commercial, imperialist machine that we reject. DragonForce, and power metal, have come to change all that. They know how we feel, the rage, the hatred, the pain and disillusionment. And they speak to us a message of light in darkness, of overcoming the struggles of the world with hopes for a brighter future. Metal is the language with which this message will reach out to the ones who have lost faith. The rage of hatred and domination becomes the fire of heroism. No longer are faith and dreams of love manufactured lies. In metal, everything beautiful is pure for those of us who know freedom to embrace once again. All these things we need more than ever in our current cultural and political climate, and that is why I believe power metal will be the new grunge, and that DragonForce will be the next Nirvana.

Also the Beatles were an infinitely better singles band than album band.
Kuuenbu

BASK IN ITS GLORY
nilvoid, June 17, 2013, 01:28:22 pm

Tee hee.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: fluffy on June 19, 2013, 09:55:31 pm
While that's true, the Kuuenbu Dragonforce post would make a fantastic read. I'll reproduce it when I find it.
nilvoid, June 13, 2013, 12:44:58 pm

Ah, Kuuenbu. He's the nerd who got in a fight with his dad during a live audio broadcast, and by "in a fight" I mean an actual physical altercation with the mic picking everything up.
Isfahan, June 15, 2013, 12:21:41 pm
So I don't know if it's the same dude, but when you google "Kuuenbu", this comes up in about the top ten results. (http://antimisandry.com/members/kuuenbu/)
Cuddlesquid, June 15, 2013, 03:06:14 pm

Strange, as Kuuenbu was also very upfront about his autogynephilia - he's turned on by imagining himself as a woman.
Cheapskate, June 19, 2013, 11:48:24 am
Autogynephilia and MRA pretty much go hand-in-hand. Ever read transgender transformation fiction? Most of what I've seen doesn't just fetishize the physical transformation, it also inevitably turns the dude into a fucking idiotic bimbo who's supposed to be the epitome of womanhood (and is usually a sexual plaything, too).
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on June 19, 2013, 10:03:59 pm
Autogynephilia and MRA pretty much go hand-in-hand.

Hand in... hand, you say? I have a feeling that hand's holding something else altogether.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Ashto on December 12, 2014, 10:10:35 am
Can I just say that I tried showing the Nekobe story to some local furries over dinner? It started off pretty well, with them laughing at how ridiculous everything was. When we got to day two of the story, they started to look exhausted. On day three, they were seething in rage that such a thing could have ever happened. By the end of the story, you could just see their hope in humanity dying in their eyes.

On the bright side, "yiff the otter" seems to have become a new catchphrase between us. Anytime something goes wrong, someone will call out "everything would have been fine if you had just let me yiff the otter!"
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: crow on December 12, 2014, 10:21:21 am
Can I just say that I tried showing the Nekobe story to some local furries over dinner?Ashto, December 12, 2014, 10:10:35 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Ashto on December 12, 2014, 10:42:18 am
Can I just say that I tried showing the Nekobe story to some local furries over dinner?Ashto, December 12, 2014, 10:10:35 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Smoking Crow, December 12, 2014, 10:21:21 am

Come now, was all that screaming really warrented? ...wait, I think I just answered my own question.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 02, 2015, 07:21:49 pm
Yiff the otter is an amazing comedy classic.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Gyro on November 06, 2015, 03:01:02 pm
Yiff the otter is an amazing comedy classic.
Sherman Tank, November 02, 2015, 07:21:49 pm

Thanks for necrobumping this so I can tell all of you folks how much I fucking love the whole "Real Digimon" saga. I still remember reading the Facepunch thread when we found out one of the ringleaders was actually on Facepunch, and it was that kid "probing the internet to make a map of the digiworld" by just pinging random servers and doing some dumb shit with it.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: I Liked That Joke on December 15, 2016, 01:52:51 pm
It is important that I revive this thread discussing an episode that came out over three years ago. This is one of my favorite episodes, and I've listened to it maybe ten times, and just today I noticed an oversight that can't be ignored any longer:

At minute 43, John Toast makes a pretty good joke in response to the assertion that human-Pokémon marriage is legal in Justin RPG's state. In this joke, he takes the common slogan "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve", and relates it to Pokémon by adding the suffix "-achu". Pretty good. BUT NOT IDEAL.

The best possible version of that joke would have been "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee". I don't feel that I need to defend this position. Please re-edit this episode to include this joke instead.
Title: EPISODE 100
Post by: Neal on September 09, 2018, 06:14:50 pm
There's now a feature film (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6939372/) based on the post by the Japanese guy whose wife would pretend to be dead when he came home. Here's the trailer: