EPISODE 100

[Isfahan]

I'm curious.  Which of the classics was everyone already familiar with?

Gonterman, Ulillillia, Time Cube, 2 the Ranting Griffin, Dawn "Rat Porn" Griffiths, Dave Hopkins, Elven Holocaust. Gonterman in particular has been on my radar since the late 90s.

I'm OG.

[Down10]

Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.

[montrith]

Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.

We only hurt the people we love. At least, that's what I've learned from reading teenage romances with vampires and werewolves.

[Down10]

We only hurt the people we love. At least, that's what I've learned from reading teenage romances with vampires and werewolves.

You can be my Alpha any time, Montrith.

[count_actuala]

Ha ha, I got 7 punches just for merely posting on this board again! Do I really bother you people that much? If I upset you, then just tell me what's the matter, because your punches are meaningless.

Your punches mean nothing, only in that they get me to bitchily react.

[chai tea latte]

I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.

[count_actuala]

I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.

[Navigator]

The way Ulillillia's mind works is a thing of absolute beauty. It was like a refreshing primer for the unpleasantness to follow.

Man, man. I'd repressed most of this somewhere in the back of my head years ago, and this episode was like some terrible flashback. But in a good way, because the other ridiculists shared my pain.

[count_actuala]

The way Ulillillia's mind works is a thing of absolute beauty.

Absolutely agreed. Of all the people featured, I would hang out with Uli.

[Adam Bozarth]

A fitting tribute to Jean Stapleton, Bunnybread.

Also, that's an excellent Mitch McConnell

[KingKalamari]

Now that I've had some time to digest this monster of an episode I have some stray thoughts I'd like to share:

1.) I am so glad you managed to sneak some of Dragonguyver's stuff in there. He's very near and dear to my heart as I can recall me and my cousin taking turns reading through his horrific attempt at a novel while doing our best Strong Sad impression and switching when one of us started cracking up.

2.) I also really like how 2's examples of real world horrors much worse than furry fetish porn are child molestation and...Women breastfeeding babies in public?

3.) Some of my favorite POE classics that didn't appear in this episode:

-Lord Rexington Fear
Lacked the schtick most other exhibits had, his claim to fame instead being that he was just a very self-righteous shlub who failed at everything he did and still thought himself to be the shit. He looked like what would happen if Kirby swallowed Fabio and a tub of butter...

-Frostfang Manor
Three morbidly obese furries/otherkin who lived in a broken down trailer filled with their own filth. A picture of one of them (Who went by the name of Pookie) fixing a computer in his underpants in the middle of a filthy room gained some popularity on the internet as the perfect depiction of the neckbearded shut-in. Also his ass took up his entire back

-MyTanookiSuitHasBalls/Hornytoad/NarutoisaDishBestServedCold/Alfred Shitcock
Resident forum trainwreck: He came to POE to defend some random furry bullshit site that was featured and just sort of never left, despite being banned multiple times. He was a hardcore furry who legitimately wanted to have sex with animals, hated the police with a fiery passion for reasons that were never clearly explained and was convinced that we would genetically engineer real life furries in the coming decades because he read it in a science fiction novel. His most memorable bit of insanity was his stance on child pornography: That being he thought it should be legalized with his excuse beign that making it illegal impeded the efforts of "The Minutemen of Child Porn": Brave individuals who combed through kiddie porn in the hopes of identify the places they were shot so that they might mete out vigilante justice. Believed to have been killed by a haunted car...

[Down10]

I feel kind of bad that I'm sharing a score register with you, if that's what you're getting at.

Aww, come on. That's so mean. Why can't we be friends?

[Acierocolotl]

I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.

Is this the same guy as Frankenstein Gangster Computer God Moon Power?

[Down10]

I would have been happy to include some "World's Fastest Greatest" in there.  He'd be hard for a casual listener to distinguish from Timecube, but my man Martin Gale is OG, the true schizophrenic world salad martial artist.

Aside from Time Cube guy or Martin Gale, Frank Chu will forever be my favorite word salad artist/bizarro campaigner. He's a local legend and a real American hero.


I mean, just read his sign. He actually talks like that. In person.