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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444985 times)

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I honestly don't know how I can possibly be THIS COOL

high school me would be stunned
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Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
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One day I'll find and submit a document about people wanting to fuck amazon packages and I'll call it "THIS WAY UP my ass"
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To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
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To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
McShrimpsky, July 27, 2016, 05:43:02 pm

What are you talking about, life is like this, you don't how many trench coats I've opened to discover a pre-teen with abnormally large head and hands standing on stilts in my job as a security officer.
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I really like the nickelback video for gotta be somebody because the absurd overacting and camera shaking and scale of the set make it look way, way heavier than it is, and then it's just some fucking nickelback song you couldn't possibly perform that way. It's a perfect picture of nickelback as a whole, of something that's way less exciting than it's pretending to be.

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Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
montrith, July 26, 2016, 09:42:40 am

You are simply enjoying one of the small perks of being a cat owner.
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the real problem with american elections is the blatant bias against 2D love
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I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!

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I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
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I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm

The one about mahjong, obviously.

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I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
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I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
AgentCoop, July 29, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
Once he gets together with a 15 year old girl we'll know