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Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lemon on January 07, 2017, 02:34:06 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Fifth_Element_General_Belt_1_4957.jpg)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 07, 2017, 02:51:17 pm
Wow... zero to English Accent in two minutes. That's a record.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2017, 03:42:04 pm
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 07, 2017, 03:53:36 pm
The part where a guy's favorite fetish is "genuine affection" made me genuinely sad.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 07, 2017, 03:56:54 pm
The part where a guy's favorite fetish is "genuine affection" made me genuinely sad.
Cock Vore leads to Sherman Tank, January 07, 2017, 03:53:36 pm

Genuine Sadness is in my faves.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on January 07, 2017, 04:02:54 pm
Is it too late for a headphones warning? Also please buy me new headphones and ears, TIA.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 07, 2017, 04:06:06 pm
For the low low price of some audio cables you can get a like-new pair of ears, unless you're a hater.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 04:09:29 pm
Fun fact: the bit about the Psychic-type females getting the memories of the dude who jizzed inside them is actually something that happens in the sci-fi novel Fall of Hyperion (or might actually be in Hyperion, I don't remember, it's in both of them). It's actually extremely important to the plot somehow!
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: cashmir sweaters on January 07, 2017, 04:18:50 pm
Fun fact: the bit about the Psychic-type females getting the memories of the dude who jizzed inside them is actually something that happens in the sci-fi novel Fall of Hyperion (or might actually be in Hyperion, I don't remember, it's in both of them). It's actually extremely important to the plot somehow!
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 04:09:29 pm

And the fetus who gets pregnant inside the womb thing is in Darwin's Radio. There's huge crossover between furry and science fiction fandoms
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 07, 2017, 04:43:01 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/dds/argilla4.jpg)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on January 07, 2017, 05:01:09 pm
For the low low price of some audio cables you can get a like-new pair of ears, unless you're a hater.
EYE OF ZA, January 07, 2017, 04:06:06 pm

Nah, I went to something called machinadynamica.com and brought some Brilliant Pebbles™ For my ears so it should be fine.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: CormansInferno on January 07, 2017, 05:10:18 pm
Cuck me...

Does it have to be human?

Cuck me...

Does it have to be mine?

Cuck me...

Where am I supposed to get it?

Cuck me Seymour...
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: A Meat on January 07, 2017, 05:15:00 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Harukami/dds/argilla4.jpg)
FattyBoBatty, January 07, 2017, 04:43:01 pm
For some reason there's basically no porn of Digital Devil Saga, so you won't get any Prithvi breast vore porn or whatever you're searching for

I could have just bulbed this, this is a reference for maybe three other people besides me.

Unrelated, but about the stinger, the impregnating the baby inside the womb bit is very telling that even in their fantasies these people have a very nebulous grasp on how stuff actually works with regards to pregnancy and sex. Penetrating the fallopian tubes would require bypassing the implanted embryo you're meaning to fertilize, Oogenesis happens during the third trimester, the embryo leave the fallopian tubes by the first week!
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 06:32:46 pm
Unrelated, but about the stinger, the impregnating the baby inside the womb bit is very telling that even in their fantasies these people have a very nebulous grasp on how stuff actually works with regards to pregnancy and sex. Penetrating the fallopian tubes would require bypassing the implanted embryo you're meaning to fertilize, Oogenesis happens during the third trimester, the embryo leave the fallopian tubes by the first week!
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 05:15:00 pm

People with fetishes having a shaky understanding of reality? Say it ain't so!
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Aljonso on January 07, 2017, 08:17:05 pm
Notre Dame's Fighting-type Cum
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on January 07, 2017, 10:14:39 pm
 135: These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks (https://thefpl.us/episode/135)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Muffinator on January 08, 2017, 12:21:22 am
"Have you ever had to pour out a two-gallon jug?"

"Yeah - I'm Conan O' Brien."

oof, deep cut (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_yMNUyFDM)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 08, 2017, 12:28:16 am
I was morbidly curious which Dead or Alive character the weird computer arcade fetishist who obviously saw Demon Seed at just the wrong point in his childhood chose for his fetish scene and of course it was the most stereotypical waifu one.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 08, 2017, 02:55:49 am
I'm 5'9" and 120 on a good day. ;_;
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Ambious on January 08, 2017, 03:01:00 am
-"Hey F. Plus!"
-"Oh god, what!?"
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Shigan on January 08, 2017, 01:01:49 pm
I for one welcome these longer episodes, but then again I have checkmarked Hyper F Plus in my Yes column.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Deep 13 on January 08, 2017, 02:11:37 pm
Speaking of Pokemon, here's my team:

(http://i.imgur.com/1nzASPv.jpg)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: A Meat on January 08, 2017, 02:13:24 pm
Speaking of Pokemon, here's my team:

(http://i.imgur.com/1nzASPv.jpg)
Deep 13, January 08, 2017, 02:11:37 pm
Lemon is clearly a Spinda, thank you very much
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Blandest on January 09, 2017, 12:51:18 am
Speaking of Pokemon, here's my team:

(http://i.imgur.com/1nzASPv.jpg)
Deep 13, January 08, 2017, 02:11:37 pm
Lemon is clearly a Spinda, thank you very much
A Meat, January 08, 2017, 02:13:24 pm

Surely Portaxx is a fat Mareep falling off  a cliff.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Cleretic on January 09, 2017, 01:09:08 am
So today I remembered something that gave me a bit of perspective on the 'Fetish Matrix' as it's been dubbed, and I've realized why it's probably so full all the time.

Australian senate ballot papers are notoriously large (http://i.imgur.com/kleQ1Qw.jpg). There's no write-in candidates or anything; every eligible nominee is on the sheet, there's a fairly low bar for entry, and a preferential voting system combined with up to eight seats up for grabs means everyone thinks they've got a chance. Until recently, to vote in the senate you either had to check one box above that line (in which case that party would distribute your preferences how they want) or you could number every single box below that line. For context on how big that is, last year's election had somewhere around 115 candidates running for Victoria's senate seats. The system's changed now that you can just go 'I'm done' and stop counting after numbering about 16 boxes, thankfully.

To normal people that ballot was torturous, but if you're politically switched-on, voting below the line became a hilarious series of personal questions and 'would you rather's. Sure, you probably know who's getting those first ten or so spots, and you probably know who you're putting last. But that huge swathe in the middle is where it gets interesting. Do you put the technocrats who want to govern by online polls above or below the party for gamers? Who do you hate less, the climate skeptics or the explicitly anti-immigration party? What do you know about these independents, and what logic will you apply to decide where you put them? It's fucking hilarious, and I recommended it to so many family and friends as a way to cope with the sheet.

And I think that's what's going on with the Fetish Matrix. You know what really gets you going, and you know what absolutely turns you off. But that chunk in the middle is gonna tell you so much about yourself if you start delving in. Are insect girls really something you'd give a blanket 'yes' to, or are there exceptions? Vore is a straight 'no', but is that because of the mouth, would you perhaps prefer an alternative hole or absorption? How many elements of the sexual experience do you actually enjoy being supersized enough to be described as 'hyper', and to what extent? What is your boner's opinions on World of Warcraft!?

To outsiders the entire exercise seems ridiculous and absurd, and even those looking at it later won't be looking too hard at the middle range. But when you're faced with a big list and asked what you think, it's really fun for some people to just go hog wild and fill the whole fucking thing.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2017, 02:01:04 am
So did Portaxx's head explode during the episode or did her audio file just get a case of whatever the fuck happened to Nutshell Gulag those couple of times?
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Blandest on January 09, 2017, 03:38:46 am
I always vote below the line so family first can get my very last votes because fuck them. Still on the Queensland senate form there was about 120 people last year so that was fun. My favourite candidate was from voteflux.org. They wanted an app on everyone's phone so that any bill being debated would be voted on by people on their smart phones. I can't see a single reason why that would be terrible, but single purpose parties like that are always amusing.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Positronic on January 09, 2017, 06:55:42 pm
It's always a delight to have John Congleton music in an episode!

Anyway, I drew the Fizzer! (Should I put this under a nsfw tag?)
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Bodark on January 09, 2017, 06:57:02 pm
For the love of God, yes, you should put that under an nsfw tag.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Nook on January 09, 2017, 07:26:49 pm
I can't believe Jack Chick is dead.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: JILLVALENTINE on January 10, 2017, 08:37:31 am
This episode is one of my favorites. Made me look like a crazy person in the office.

Also I know what most of these are you guys need to do more digging honestly.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: adrenochrome dome on January 11, 2017, 02:40:05 pm
Someone is already working on a fetish matrix with "!!! peeing on things the president may have touched" right?

(I'm terrible, but it's the little things.)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on January 11, 2017, 06:54:25 pm
I listened to this episode literally on the edge of my seat.

In 2003, I invented some cartoony critters called doorworms for a school project.

A few years ago I google searched "doorworms" trying to find some of my own content on my website because I was too lazy to search for it on my computer.

I was rather interested to find the roleplaying profile of someone on F List who created a Doorworm character, with a very extensive list of fetishes to be used when interacting with this character.

For the second F List based episode, I once again am relieved this profile didn't turn up in the document.

Also, the guy drew art of his Doorworm character, the first fanart of my creations I ever got from a stranger, and and ironically this art was 100% family friendly when divorced from the profile accompanying it.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: dijon du jour on January 11, 2017, 07:23:15 pm
I listened to this episode literally on the edge of my seat.

In 2003, I invented some cartoony critters called doorworms for a school project.

A few years ago I google searched "doorworms" trying to find some of my own content on my website because I was too lazy to search for it on my computer.

I was rather interested to find the roleplaying profile of someone on F List who created a Doorworm character, with a very extensive list of fetishes to be used when interacting with this character.

For the second F List based episode, I once again am relieved this profile didn't turn up in the document.

Also, the guy drew art of his Doorworm character, the first fanart of my creations I ever got from a stranger, and and ironically this art was 100% family friendly when divorced from the profile accompanying it.
SuperTrainStationH, January 11, 2017, 06:54:25 pm

Oh man, please tell me you saved that link because all I can find on Google about doorworms is some incomprehensible Furry lore about moon people on deviantart and tumblr.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on January 11, 2017, 07:36:45 pm
I listened to this episode literally on the edge of my seat.

In 2003, I invented some cartoony critters called doorworms for a school project.

A few years ago I google searched "doorworms" trying to find some of my own content on my website because I was too lazy to search for it on my computer.

I was rather interested to find the roleplaying profile of someone on F List who created a Doorworm character, with a very extensive list of fetishes to be used when interacting with this character.

For the second F List based episode, I once again am relieved this profile didn't turn up in the document.

Also, the guy drew art of his Doorworm character, the first fanart of my creations I ever got from a stranger, and and ironically this art was 100% family friendly when divorced from the profile accompanying it.
SuperTrainStationH, January 11, 2017, 06:54:25 pm

Oh man, please tell me you saved that link because all I can find on Google about doorworms is some incomprehensible Furry lore about moon people on deviantart and tumblr.
dijon du jour, January 11, 2017, 07:23:15 pm

Feels great that my own lore about my own creation is apparently deemed incomprehensible by people who'd rather read horrible porn descriptions about my harmless cartoon critters being being used to do gross things to Pokémon.

Luckily it's not that serious. My only guess would be to search "doorworm" on F List, but I have to admit, my only experience with that site was actually discovering the character based on my work over there and don't know how that sort of thing would work.

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Post by: dijon du jour on January 11, 2017, 08:27:00 pm
Oh, oops. You said your doorworm was for a school project so I assumed the stuff I was seeing was a different, unrelated creation. I wouldn't have been so flippant if I knew it was yours. I'm sorry.

Unfortunately as far as I can tell, one can't search directly on The F-List unless one is logged in. I'll just create a burner account if I decide I really need to know.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on January 11, 2017, 08:35:02 pm
Oh, oops. You said your doorworm was for a school project so I assumed the stuff I was seeing was a different, unrelated creation. I wouldn't have been so flippant if I knew it was yours. I'm sorry.

Unfortunately as far as I can tell, one can't search directly on The F-List unless one is logged in. I'll just create a burner account if I decide I really need to know.
dijon du jour, January 11, 2017, 08:27:00 pm

It's all cool. It was a project in Biology to create a two creatures with a symbiotic relationship to each other. But that's enough of that nonsense.

I'm just glad they didn't "catch on" or anything like that.
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Post by: Vocal Minority on January 12, 2017, 08:47:14 am
Freud would have A LOT to say about that guy who is into 'motherly unbirth'.
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Post by: Down10 on January 12, 2017, 02:39:35 pm
Oh, oops. You said your doorworm was for a school project so I assumed the stuff I was seeing was a different, unrelated creation. I wouldn't have been so flippant if I knew it was yours. I'm sorry.

Unfortunately as far as I can tell, one can't search directly on The F-List unless one is logged in. I'll just create a burner account if I decide I really need to know.
dijon du jour, January 11, 2017, 08:27:00 pm

It's all cool. It was a project in Biology to create a two creatures with a symbiotic relationship to each other. But that's enough of that nonsense.

I'm just glad they didn't "catch on" or anything like that.
SuperTrainStationH, January 11, 2017, 08:35:02 pm
Don't worry, "C-Snakes" already fill that horribly creepy fetish need.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Gyro on January 12, 2017, 10:53:11 pm
Just asked a friend who is a furry why "World of Warcraft" is on everybody's no list. Apparently there's a huge World of Warcraft erotic roleplay community, and if you don't list it as a no they will show up and annoy the shit out of you asking to have elf/troll sex or something.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 12, 2017, 11:49:42 pm
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
EYE OF ZA, January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm

Cum Types (Batter)
Cum Types (Capsules)
Cum Types (Chromatic)
Cum Types (Creamy)
Cum Types (Effervescent)
Cum Types (Fluffy)
Cum Types (Hyper Sperm)
Cum Types (Intoxicating)
Cum Types (Luminescent)
Cum Types (Nutritive)
Cum Types (Plug)
Cum Types (Quatxop)
Cum Types (Yogurt-Like)
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Calariene on January 12, 2017, 11:51:40 pm
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
EYE OF ZA, January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm

Cum Types (Quatxop)
Lady Frenzy, January 12, 2017, 11:49:42 pm

excuse me what is this
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on January 13, 2017, 05:21:24 pm
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
EYE OF ZA, January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm

Cum Types (Quatxop)
Lady Frenzy, January 12, 2017, 11:49:42 pm

excuse me what is this
Rianeva, January 12, 2017, 11:51:40 pm

The penis goes YES HI HELLO whenever the person cums.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: SirSlarty on January 13, 2017, 11:39:50 pm
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
EYE OF ZA, January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm

Cum Types (Quatxop)
Lady Frenzy, January 12, 2017, 11:49:42 pm

excuse me what is this
Rianeva, January 12, 2017, 11:51:40 pm

The penis goes YES HI HELLO whenever the person cums.
McMillan and Waifu, January 13, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

Quatxop precum goes HEY HEY HEY HARRY POTTER.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Yavuz on January 14, 2017, 12:50:21 am
So this guy's profile (from the doc, but didn't get read) is an amazing list of every possible variant of cum.

https://www.f-list.net/c/casca

and he also doesn't like World of Warcraft
EYE OF ZA, January 12, 2017, 11:04:19 pm

Cum Types (Quatxop)
Lady Frenzy, January 12, 2017, 11:49:42 pm

excuse me what is this
Rianeva, January 12, 2017, 11:51:40 pm

The penis goes YES HI HELLO whenever the person cums.
McMillan and Waifu, January 13, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

Quatxop precum goes HEY HEY HEY HARRY POTTER.
sirslarty, January 13, 2017, 11:39:50 pm

I'm a yes on Heavily Excessive Prekumquatxop.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Dawnswalker on January 14, 2017, 03:18:19 pm
I've got to hand it to them: I thought that Baby Milk was going to be the most disgusting thing I heard on any podcast this week, and then the Pokemon segment happened.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: montrith on January 17, 2017, 04:14:36 am
During the whole "breast sex" segment I was itching to just cover my breasts with my hands and never, ever let go again.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 17, 2017, 11:04:34 am
During the whole "breast sex" segment I was itching to just cover my breasts with my hands and never, ever let go again.
montrith, January 17, 2017, 04:14:36 am

No! That's exactly what they want you to do!
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: JamEngulfer on January 19, 2017, 01:01:05 pm
The ending where they murder Jack Chick is amazing
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on January 20, 2017, 07:02:48 pm
The ending material read by Jack Chick is [antonym of amazing].
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 18, 2017, 01:57:49 am
(It's text, I'm just being careful.)
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks
Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 08, 2017, 09:51:37 pm
This (http://www.newstimes.com/local/article/New-Milford-councilman-resigns-after-furor-over-12181577.php) was like one website away from being Local Councilman's F-List Profile Discovered.

But an uproar ensued when a town resident posted on a community Facebook page several screenshots of Chamberlain’s profile from a private website catering to “furries,” many of whom participate in or write about unusual sexual practices. The profile includes a list of Chamberlain’s “loves,” “likes” and “hates,” some sexual in nature, but also said that he “tolerates” rape.

In the midday interview, Chamberlain had said the private site, sofurry.com, requires users to sort topics into four categories — “loves,” “likes,” “tolerates” and “hates” — to manage the content sent to them.

“It’s basically a search feature,” he said.

Chamberlain, whose avatar is a foxlike character named “Gray Muzzle,” said his participation in furry fandom is mostly about appreciating animal characters with human behaviors and features, such as Tony the Tiger and Mickey Mouse.

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Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on November 10, 2017, 11:27:03 am
https://wiki.f-list.net/Suggestions:_Kinks

Here's something you can spend your afternoon reading.

I would be absolutely ecstatic if f-list included sexism into its "hardcore" kinks list. Though I am strongly against sexism (to either gender) in real life, I know that there are tons of BDSM-goers who are very interested in the aforementioned subject.
Ideally, it would be nice if misandry and misogyny could be two seperate kinks, but lumping them together as "Sexism" would be sufficient too. Heck, even if you combined racism and sexism to make a kink called "Racism/Sexism", I'd be happy, and I have a feeling that many other fellow masochistic souls would be happy too.

What this would do is make finding people with the sexism kink effortless, specifically when "finding partners" in the chat rooms.

I would like to believe that adding this kink to f-list would be a piece of cake... but I am no programmer, I'll refrain from making assumptions.

I just want to see this fetish added! Please? ^_^