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Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Lemon on May 13, 2018, 08:59:18 pm: [stroke]
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Adam Bozarth on May 13, 2018, 10:05:56 pm: Tag suggestions: poetry, the internet isn't helping, fuck machines, pornography, incurable porn disease, do-it-yourself therapy, support groups, questionable problem-solving
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Wrought on May 13, 2018, 10:09:59 pm: Shit, I can't possibly listen to this now. It's 12 am, I drank an entire 750ml bottle of sake, and I just got done watching mars needs moms
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2018, 10:13:04 pm: Just try to imagine these guys lives
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 13, 2018, 10:28:29 pm: Tag suggestions: poetry, the internet isn't helping, fuck machines, pornography, incurable porn disease, do-it-yourself therapy, support groups, questionable problem-solving
Adam Bozarth, May 13, 2018, 10:05:56 pm

Also: "a whole new way to be gay", "forums", "guys this totally happened", "oh you must be a killer", "witness the death of shame and reason"
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2018, 10:46:03 pm: Calling it now: this is going to go down as one of the all-time greatest episodes. It’s up there with F-List, adult babies and everything I was involved in
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on May 14, 2018, 01:04:01 am: cremaster
noun | cre·mas·ter | \ krē-ˈmas-tər, krə- \
: a thin muscle consisting of loops of fibers derived from the internal oblique muscle and descending upon the spermatic cord to surround and suspend the testicle — called also cremaster muscle
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: A Meat on May 14, 2018, 03:46:24 am: You say the Bejeweled of jerking, but I want the Peggle of sex
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: krytton on May 14, 2018, 05:05:41 am: julian assange is doing worse than i thought
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 14, 2018, 03:33:14 pm: Don't fuck the melon hot
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 14, 2018, 04:11:52 pm: I love Bozarth's dick goblin voice
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: rhorsman on May 14, 2018, 06:13:12 pm: "The original script for 'A River Runs Through It' was a little on the nose."

Working title: It Runs Through a River

And ironically the same screenwriter has an unproduced project called "A Little On the Nose"
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: chai tea latte on May 14, 2018, 09:29:25 pm: really great ep. thanks!
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Napoleon on May 16, 2018, 03:43:44 am: This episode is a bit like seeing my very disgusting baby.

I understand why you skipped the member profiles but I'd like to highlight Jagstein, a German who has kept a j/o journal since 1958 and has this quote in his about:
I am now 72 years old and masturbate [for] 63 years. In that time I have masturbated about 27 532 times
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 16, 2018, 04:38:08 am: This episode is a bit like seeing my very disgusting baby.

I understand why you skipped the member profiles but I'd like to highlight Jagstein, a German who has kept a j/o journal since 1958 and has this quote in his about:
I am now 72 years old and masturbate [for] 63 years. In that time I have masturbated about 27 532 times
Napoleon, May 16, 2018, 03:43:44 am

if we could get past the language barrier the british would be left in the dust. the germans are extremely powerful.
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on May 16, 2018, 05:55:55 am: I understand why you skipped the member profiles but I'd like to highlight Jagstein, a German who has kept a j/o journal since 1958
Napoleon, May 16, 2018, 03:43:44 am
Wait, Jagstein... where have I heard that name before? (http://thefpl.us/episode/91)
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: A Meat on May 16, 2018, 05:59:41 am: I understand why you skipped the member profiles but I'd like to highlight Jagstein, a German who has kept a j/o journal since 1958
Napoleon, May 16, 2018, 03:43:44 am
Wait, Jagstein... where have I heard that name before? (http://thefpl.us/episode/91)
Sham bam bamina!, May 16, 2018, 05:55:55 am
I had the same reaction, wouldn't be surprised if it's the same dude
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Napoleon on May 16, 2018, 06:05:10 am: Almost certainly given that Jackinchat Jagstein has also altered his meatus to the extent where his glans now looks like Kirby with his mouth open

I found out the hard way :(
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 16, 2018, 07:14:01 am: I understand why you skipped the member profiles but I'd like to highlight Jagstein, a German who has kept a j/o journal since 1958
Napoleon, May 16, 2018, 03:43:44 am
Wait, Jagstein... where have I heard that name before? (http://thefpl.us/episode/91)
Sham bam bamina!, May 16, 2018, 05:55:55 am
I had the same reaction, wouldn't be surprised if it's the same dude
A Meat, May 16, 2018, 05:59:41 am

It is absolutely the same dude. He's also a member of the Large Penis Support Forum and posted his do-it-to-yourself frenulum removal instructions there.
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 16, 2018, 07:28:44 am: One weird trick discovered by a German pervert doctors DON'T want you to know!!!
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 17, 2018, 09:37:45 am: I've spent over 10,000 hours pleasuring myself and I'm still not an expert in my own sexuality. Fuck you Malcolm Gladwell!
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Wrought on June 07, 2018, 02:55:42 pm: I've listened to this episode like four times and every single time I'm surprised no one responds to "What objects do people fuck?" with "Women."
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on June 07, 2018, 03:22:21 pm: I've listened to this episode like four times and every single time I'm surprised no one responds to "What objects do people fuck?" with "Women."
Wrought, June 07, 2018, 02:55:42 pm

I'm not.
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Shell Game on June 12, 2018, 06:41:31 pm: Well, that sucked the air out of the room.

anyway, my "favorite" trend in these kinds of sites are the cardboard boxes propped up with a stick with string tied in it with WOMEN HERE written in thick magic marker. whatever you find inside it, you know it's not going to be a woman
Title: 279: Masters of Bating
Post by: Wrought on June 12, 2018, 07:19:41 pm: Honestly it's weird when it's not a woman (not unexpected just weird) but it's even weirder when it IS a woman. Burp fetish is a good example. Supernatural/sherlock might be better ones, but I had already encountered those so I wasn't as surprised that it was pretty largely women