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Topic: 264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos  (Read 14213 times)

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264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos #15
the line (jimmyfranks?) about gaming probability and just sticking a firework up your ass was amaaazzing.


BEHOLD!

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Rejected Garbage Pail Kid?

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Megacrex inepta, October 20, 2017, 12:41:05 am
I Liked That Joke

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264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos #17
I think that beats the vagina-in-foot sex toy

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...Why does it have a nose?

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...Why does it have a nose?
H.P. Shivcraft, October 20, 2017, 12:24:14 pm
So it can smell????????
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Because I don't see spooks posting it, I'm gonna post it, because it's too relevant not to share here

http://dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-toys-from-amazon-gamble/
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So it can smell????????
AgentCoop, October 20, 2017, 12:25:43 pm

Good enough for me. Now I never have to think about this thing ever again.

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...Why does it have a nose?
H.P. Shivcraft, October 20, 2017, 12:24:14 pm

More realistic
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just gonna leave this here (big clive is great in general, even if you're like me and almost failed the part of physics where you talk about circuitry)

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...Why does it have a nose?
H.P. Shivcraft, October 20, 2017, 12:24:14 pm
So it can smell????????
AgentCoop, October 20, 2017, 12:25:43 pm

Oh, I'm willing to bet it smells, all right
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So it can smell????????
AgentCoop, October 20, 2017, 12:25:43 pm

Good enough for me. Now I never have to think about this thing ever again.
H.P. Shivcraft, October 20, 2017, 01:12:57 pm

That's not true. It has teeth, too. Think about that.
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264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos #26
"Gotta put the splooge juice somewhere"

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264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos #27
I'm going to do a bit of dumpster diving, have these quotes

PERFECT SIMULATED TECHNOLOGY: The internal structure of vagina is completely carried on according to the reality, with a g-spot, countless fold and protuberance.There is a spikes of uterus in the tail ,increased stimulus, real sex appeal
It is recommended to take a bath every 20 days. Please gently wipe the doll\'s surface with soapy water or shower gel, wash it clean and Sprinkle with talcum powder.
This product is slightly mint creamy, but the material safe non-toxic, rest assured to us
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Clothes will be sent randomly as a gift,may be different from the picture, shoes not included.

. Sex dolls are one of the greatest enhancements to sex life in recent memory because they have so many advantages that you can’t get with the “real” thing, such as:
· No STD’s or Condoms needed.
· No expensive dinners or dates needed.
· No break ups or divorces.
· No neediness or moodiness
· Your doll is always ready
· Enjoy your doll on your schedule
· Can be put in any sexual position with no complaints.
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40/400
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264: Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos #28
This was all the response of cousin Felix Cronenberg not getting enough praise at Thanksgiving (canadian one).

"I can make monsters too David..."
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This is still one of my favorite recent episodes. I was already in the habit of looking up terribly designed sex toys but this opened my eyes to so so much more, then subsequently sprayed cum lube in them, so now I have cum lube in my eyes, thanks, F+.

Here's something that's not exactly from Amazon, but I think you'll "enjoy".

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