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Topic: 274: The Computer Wrote These  (Read 13140 times)

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274: The Computer Wrote These
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274: The Computer Wrote These #1
That was really funny but unusually exhausting to listen to, I think because the constant Markov chain non-sequiturs were taxing to try to process.

Anyway, my tag suggestions are: "fiction", "learning how to act human", "literature", "nerds singing into mics", "no plot no problem", "poor use of simile", "still better than pitchfork".

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274: The Computer Wrote These #2
my computer wrote a blurb for an erotic novel

The one woman who did her mother years earlier down the rabbit hole i lost myself. Something happened to me as i am to them though it were the first time. Nell finn has spent her life focused on helping others but when he demands more and tests the boundaries of her commitment she is forced to make a choice that will tear her apart. Will natalie make a choice that will tear her apart? Or will she finally hit the breaking point losing herself in the process? Johnathan is confused unable to decide what he wants is his sexy neighbor niall chandler. When he meets angie ross for the first time in years he can't usa today bestselling series. The # 1 worldwide phenomenon raine miller: naked in front of her life.
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274: The Computer Wrote These #3
I would tell you how great I thought this episode was, but I don't have the Botnik iTunes podcast review keyboard on hand.

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274: The Computer Wrote These #4
There is an AllRecipes.com keyboard on Botnik, here's a recipe for you:

Chocolate pudding and rum
Ingredients
2 cups buttermilk
1 1/4 cups rolled soda
a large egg
1 pinch cayenne pepper, melted
2 1/4 teaspoons baking butter, divided
a pound of mushrooms

Mix well using a large saucepan and griddle. Cook over medium heat until the sugar dissolves you. Pour in the milk and the cream, and let them cook. Bake for 8 minutes until they're nice. Remove from heat and stir in the remaining potato.
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274: The Computer Wrote These #5
Not the worst songwriting the F Plus has read.

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274: The Computer Wrote These #6
Quite a different book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pygmy Puff

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274: The Computer Wrote These #7
Two things:
1. I love this show.
2. Of course Kumquat is Kramer
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274: The Computer Wrote These #8
I should ask my brother if he ever got around to markov chaining clipsforsale descriptions

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274: The Computer Wrote These #9
Working on names for what the Andromeda sequel might have been named

Mass Effect: return soul nomad
Mass Effect: black hole chaser
Mass Effect: Andromeda - men in wonderland 3
Mass Effect: Andromeda mermaid disney's arabian godfather

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274: The Computer Wrote These #10
Whelp, I just found my new hobby. I'm now working on an H.P. Lovecraft source text for this thing. I've already got some great output just using At the Mountains of Madness:

The old ones had lived much on land in other parts of the ice, which was fortunately neither dead nor primordial, and the like -- for guidance in further explorations deep underground.
In the end, veto the plan -- just where and how to concentrate our supply in view of the expedition’s through a jagged antarctic sky whose presence became manifest in the ancient glacial abyss.
I had ever been shaped by human curiosity, the one pause being the great pressure of accumulated aeons in the hidden avenues of that nameless city of Arabia .
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274: The Computer Wrote These #11
I presume the next step is to just feed the totality of Wikihow into one of these things. It might collapse the podcast into an ouroboros of content though.
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274: The Computer Wrote These #12
I can't believe you guys snagged Tom Waits as a guest.  This show is going places!

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274: The Computer Wrote These #13
I can't believe you guys snagged Tom Waits as a guest.  This show is going places!
Sham bam bamina!, January 23, 2018, 03:20:28 am

Someone needs to write a Tom Waits/William S. Burroughs slashfic so Bozarth and Lemon can put their talents into something beautiful.

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274: The Computer Wrote These #14
Oh my god, Adam's Tom Waits impression was great but can he still  talk after doing that?