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Mar 19 04:56pm
Repeating a 6-7 syllable phrase in the Aqualung cadence always gets me
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Mar 19 10:42am

F Plus Quotes Thread (post #1334)

The permababy segment of Yahoo Answers (197) has some choice lines


"Babies haven't fallen short in the eyes of god, some people believe that babies are angels. Source: Atheist" Boots


"Are there zillions of fly sperm in heaven? I personally created most of them...." Frank
"Well when you get to heaven you're going to have to raise all those sperm" Acheilies
"Gregary says no, they will be adults in heaven!" Boots
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Mar 18 05:09am
Extra Credit 121: Father's Milk

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Mar 18 02:01am
new update from the frontiers of science (aliexpress):
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Mar 17 10:14pm
Went through all the Mission: Impossible movies over the course of a week. I'm most certainly not the first person to point this out, but the inconsistent tone across the first five movies is pretty entertaining. Every new director decided that no no no, he needs to make the TV spinoff movie into his own thing regardless of what the last guy did. John Woo's going to have motorcycle fights and his slo-mo birds, dammit! J.J. Abrams wants to explore if the silly action spy man can have a normal life so he gives him a wife--JUUUUUUST KIDDING! Brad Bird doesn't want the wife so he gets rid of her and adds a bunch of cartoony scenes and tech and the stupid A113.

They should have just committed to a new director every single movie with no restrictions. David Lynch should have gotten a Mission: Impossible movie. Get Wes Anderson in there. Get Guillermo del Toro. Get Sam Raimi. Let David Cronenberg give us Tom Cruise body horror. Just go wild with it, why not. The movies have nothing to do with the show at this point so just get as outlandish as you possibly can.
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Mar 17 07:16pm

CTRL+V and post it (post #1637)

hearts of iron fandom has gone from OK to the worst in the last 10 or so years but I must simply lol out loud that one of the complaints about the new (bad) DLC is "it's too hard to win a war in Afghanistan"
Ohh I wanted to send in 24 divisions of entirely heavy tanks into Kandahar why isn't it working? the game is broken it's saying I have no supply????
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Mar 17 02:23pm
These people would all insist there are only four lights, not out of defiance but because they genuinely don’t understand why someone is trying to tell them there are five.
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Mar 17 08:54am

CTRL+V and post it (post #1637)

As  I  doubt  not but  your  Highnesse  would  love  my  dogge,  if  not  myselfe,  I  have been  thus  tedious  in  his storie;  and  again  saie,  that  of  all  the dogges  near  your  father's  courte,  not  one  hathe  more  love,  more diligence  to please,  or  less  pay  for  pleasinge,  than  him  I  write of;  for  verily  a  bone  would  contente  my  servante,  when some expecte  greater  matters,  or  will  knavishly  find  oute  a  bone  of contention.
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Mar 17 05:39am

KendrickLobstar, January 17, 2025, 11:17:34 am
I still think about this.
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Mar 16 02:05am
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