406: We Found The Stupid Questions!

[Lemon]

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Morbid just means crude apparently.

I liked all the reader mining.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Ebenezer Splooge

[Lemon]

Slimy Tim

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

XXXmas Carol could work, or Christmas Carnal.

[RedMinjo]

Oh, I know what the Raccoon Fact is:

[A Meat]

If we're talking Christmas themed porn names than I think you could go with a classic pun name like Holly Day or you could opt for something like Meg Nog if you want something dumber

[positive stress]

Emmanuelle O'Cum

[The Killer Dynamo]

Christmas Yet-to-Come

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Jingle Balls

[A Meat]

Jingle Balls

Jiggle Balls

[Lumbermouth]

Glad to hear my favorite Municipal Waste album, Buttchugging Coors Light To Death, represented on the pod.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

As per Wikipedia,

As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, who were measured by health professionals rather than themselves, concluded that the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).

First, find the radius of a circle per the formula C=2πr. The radius of an average human penis is ≈1.86 cm.
Second, to find the volume of the cylinder in question (the penis), use the formula V=πr2h, plugging in the radius and length. The volume of an average human penis then comes out to ≈142.59674 cm³.

I assume if the penis were liquified the volume would not change. I know the volume for a flaccid penis would be different but, let's be honest, if I'm going to stick my dick into a Baby Bullet and turn it up to high, I am obviously already going to be engorged and throbbing. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm interested in advancing scientific curiosity and, in addition, bottom surgery is pretty expensive.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Buttchugging Coors Light isn’t going to expel the demon that’s up there. You need vodka for that.

[tipsy]

fun fact: i'm 90% certain the "death by electrocution from ramen" is referencing Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, because i can't imagine any other book containing it.
for context but also spoilers for the story: it's a transmigration novel and the writer of the novel die this way, then transmigrates in. another character in the book transmigrates after choking on a bao b/c he finds the novel extremely stupid and dies saying "dumbfuck novel, dumbfuck author"