Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

whenever i think i may be too hard on other people i remember r/keto and

[Salubrious Rex]

whenever i think i may be too hard on other people i remember r/keto and

You will never be as hard on a person as eating so much meat the only thing that comes out of your body is the colour orange.

[Lemon]

Cigarette cradled between my pointer and middle fingers, I rest my head in my palm, look at you, and smile.

"So... Is there a missusbobdobalina?"

[krytton]

might fuck around and post repeat jokes in here. i mean its not like anyone's gonna remember (:

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Rage Against The Machine themed Monopoly board.

[Antivehicular]

Thought #1: "man, I could go for a caramel apple"
Thought #2: "no, terrible idea, caramel apples are the world's most disappointing/frustrating food, along with candy apples"
Thought #3: "could I, like, slice up a candy apple and eat it in slices? Would that work? Is that a crazy person idea?"

It's late and I'm tired and bored at work

[thelizzerd]

Thought #1: "man, I could go for a caramel apple"
Thought #2: "no, terrible idea, caramel apples are the world's most disappointing/frustrating food, along with candy apples"
Thought #3: "could I, like, slice up a candy apple and eat it in slices? Would that work? Is that a crazy person idea?"

It's late and I'm tired and bored at work

What you gotta do is slice up an apple and just dip the slices into candy or caramel after it's sliced. If you dip it before slicing, it's not as good.

[Antivehicular]

Oh yeah, caramel dip is a pro move. I'm mostly thinking about strategies for if I get tempted by pre-made candy apples come autumn, because this is a sensible thing for an adult to be thinking about

[A Meat]

a chastity cage fight to determine who wins the chastity belt

[Lemon]

Bong Crosby.

[Sauce]

might fuck around and post repeat jokes in here. i mean its not like anyone's gonna remember (:

[krytton]

dont worry guys, theres a light at the end of the tunnel. 4/20 is in two days.

[krytton]

horror movie idea: Ridley Scott's Aliebn

what did i mean by this. why did i make this post. help

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

is "cock eyed" the same kinda thing as "dick nippled"? sorry i'm ESL and the only source that i've been learning from is hentai forums

[A Meat]

You cannot get a cameo from Cameo on Cameo. You'd think Cameo could get Cameo's frontman to be their spokesperson or something