F Plus Quotes Thread

[1234GO!]

"Bitches love Christopher Hitchens!"

[Lumbermouth]

"It's like having sex with the Going To The Store guy."

Adam Bozarth, My First Time (Lying On A Website)

[weebphorus]

277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) has so many great quotes and it is so hard for me to pick my favorite, but here is one:

Lemon: Hey female what do you think a doctor is?
Kumquatxop: It's a big vertical drop

[BeastModeBuddha]

How to fart in front of a girl without her knowing?
Boots: Just make a sound that could be easily disguised as it, I think? Like, "Oh hey Martha, how are BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH-!!!"

Lemon: ...wow, you fart weird, Boots.

[Lumbermouth]

"Something strange happened, weird nerd girls wanted to fuck a cartoon man! It was the damnedest thing! No no, not real man, cartoon man! In top hat! And formal wear!"

Portaxx, Not Even Onceler

[Lumbermouth]

"Ayo my name's Mike Decades! Buy my mixtape, it's only four dollars!"

Lemon, I don't remember which episode because I just woke up with this quote in my head this morning

[izzy]

John: *Horrified screaming*
Portaxx: That's hot.

--From the quantum medicine episode

[chai tea latte]

#365, the Bimbofication of the F+

DIJON: you see this brain? This brain cost less than your watch.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

It's intro, it's intro time.

READING TIME IS OVER!

-i forgot the episode

[honey]

370, I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked

Frank, reading: "Will my penis need to be circumcised?"

Lemon: What does that have to do with anything?

Kumquat: In case he needs to convert to Hu-daism!

[vaMpiresoftWare]

277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) has so many great quotes and it is so hard for me to pick my favorite, but here is one:

Lemon: Hey female what do you think a doctor is?
Kumquatxop: It's a big vertical drop

This one came up again in my rotation and it is probably one of my favorites. I love the Jimmy Buffet bit, the way Adam says “she wanted to FUCK,” and the whole popcorn story with “so I took her to that movies” and “tough my parts” cracks me up every time.

[Lumbermouth]

"Can I touch your bagging bobbies, can I?"

[Shell Game]

It's intro, it's intro time.

READING TIME IS OVER!

-i forgot the episode

That's one of ours! It's Emerald City Confidential I think I'm wrong. It might be Tragedy and Betrayal For Kids! no I was right the first time, Emerald City Confidential. Frank says it.

[Lumbermouth]

"Black Plague Victims DEBUNKED!"
"They were pretending to try and get your money!"
"It was a false flag operation!"
"They all just moved!"

Lemon, Kendrick Lobstar, Boots, I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

The anime matrix has you, Neo.