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Post by: Lemon on March 23, 2020, 02:15:19 pm
(https://www.metabunk.org/attachments/548872_533498290035889_1022896576_n-jpg.7282/) (https://thefpl.us/episode/320)
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 23, 2020, 02:26:40 pm
[freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout][freakout]
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Post by: Cradicus on March 23, 2020, 02:51:10 pm
This really is a sequel to that spiritual warfare episode back in the early days! BBBBBB!!!
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Post by: Shell Game on March 23, 2020, 03:00:11 pm
The Spruce Gucifer
Portaxx
episode over. we have a winner
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 23, 2020, 05:16:45 pm
I'll r-r-r-r-r-remit you...
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Post by: Penultimatum on March 23, 2020, 09:14:57 pm
We’ve seen overlap between fundies and tinfoil hats in episodes before, but I think this is the craziest and most elaborate it’s ever been.
It’s always fun in these conspiracy episodes to try to figure out what’s untreated schizophrenia and what’s just a complete lack of critical thinking but in this case I think all the religious indoctrination makes it literally impossible to tell - there’s no functional difference when you’re this deep
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on March 23, 2020, 09:21:03 pm
Why is Microsoft Songsmith not employed in every episode of F Plus Podcast?
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Post by: Shell Game on March 23, 2020, 10:05:43 pm
I'll r-r-r-r-r-remit you...
SHAMBA~1.SBB, March 23, 2020, 05:16:45 pm
I'm so glad SOMEONE said it
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Post by: Mix on March 24, 2020, 04:59:53 am
spoilers for kingdom hearts behind the cut below if you give a shit about that

in kingdom hearts the letter x quite literally functions as a fucking portal that the bad guys can look through and a 'plot twist' in one of the games is that the main character, who recieved a new outfit with an x on it, has been doing what they want the whole time because THEY LITERALLY WERE WATCHING HIM THROUGH A LETTER X ON HIS SHIRT BECAUSE KINGDOM HEARTS IS JUST THAT KIND OF SERIES

anyway having that knowledge rattling around in my head listening to the back half of this episode was, uh, certainly an experience
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 24, 2020, 06:24:50 am
I've been trying for hours to think of a joke or quip that would adequately convey my love of WHALE!, but I can't. Just... just WHALE!, as a shorthand prayer to call a divine sperm whale down to fight witchcraft on your behalf. WHALE! I love it so much.
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Post by: adrenochrome dome on March 24, 2020, 08:08:41 am
The whole cast was amazing, but Nutshell and Portaxx had a particularly fantastic dynamic.
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Post by: inzane_jomni on March 24, 2020, 09:39:06 am
Simply amazing, thank you.

Also, I looked and found several videos on their youtube page are still up, where we can learn how to drive to work (@13min)


and that Homestar Runner is an agent of the Gweat Awchitect
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Post by: Oats on March 24, 2020, 11:49:07 am
I like that Bluebeam is apparently causing all the demons? PDF Editing software: The Devil honestly checks out.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 24, 2020, 03:12:28 pm
the part with lemon and microsoft songsmith was virtually indisgtinguishable from any given Listener song
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Post by: KingKalamari on March 24, 2020, 09:52:57 pm
I was going to make a joke about Bachman-Turner Overdrive's 1974 hit "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" was effective at fighting demons because of the "B-B-B-Baby" in the chorus, but then I remembered that was the song that kept inexplicably coming up on the David Icke forums in episode 211.


"What is Bachman-Turner Overdrive doing to people?", indeed...
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Post by: A Meat on March 25, 2020, 04:34:06 am
Haven't finished the episode yet, but fuck, the Seal of Solomon seals demons and makes them serve god again, that's the whole point of it, why would that be satanic? The story is that Solomon was given the signet ring by an angel to make demons build the temple for him.

Unrelated, I'm not hearing any reasons why I should support God in this one, Satan seems to have this one in the bag and neither side gives me free will (what with having to pray or demonic mind control), and at least Satan is less preachy about it

Edit: Vav/Waw is the 6th letter in Hebrew, but since the number of the beast isn't 6,6,6, but 666, it'd actually be TRSW (Taw, Resh, Samekh, Waw, because numerical values go up to 400 so there isn't a 600)
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Post by: Neal on March 25, 2020, 01:11:42 pm
The household I grew up in was Baptist - specifically, a denomination known as Free Will Baptists, because part of their specific creed was that we have to choose to be saved (and baptized), and we have to continue to exercise our free will to remain saved (apostasy or "backsliding" is a big part of the doctrine). Lemon's comments in the episode made something click for me: why would they need to specify that unless other Baptists don't believe the same thing?
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Post by: Shell Game on March 25, 2020, 02:09:02 pm
The household I grew up in was Baptist - specifically, a denomination known as Free Will Baptists, because part of their specific creed was that we have to choose to be saved (and baptized), and we have to continue to exercise our free will to remain saved (apostasy or "backsliding" is a big part of the doctrine). Lemon's comments in the episode made something click for me: why would they need to specify that unless other Baptists don't believe the same thing?
Neal, March 25, 2020, 01:11:42 pm
yeah, my Baptist upbringing was weird in that one had to knowingly choose baptism, but you were more or less saved anyway. The church was largely composed of wealthy white folk.

You still judged the shit out of anyone who had fun. Also poverty was a moral failing.
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Post by: inzane_jomni on March 25, 2020, 02:28:35 pm
The household I grew up in was Baptist - specifically, a denomination known as Free Will Baptists, because part of their specific creed was that we have to choose to be saved (and baptized), and we have to continue to exercise our free will to remain saved (apostasy or "backsliding" is a big part of the doctrine). Lemon's comments in the episode made something click for me: why would they need to specify that unless other Baptists don't believe the same thing?
Neal, March 25, 2020, 01:11:42 pm
yeah, my Baptist upbringing was weird in that one had to knowingly choose baptism, but you were more or less saved anyway. The church was largely composed of wealthy white folk.

You still judged the shit out of anyone who had fun. Also poverty was a moral failing.
Shell Game, March 25, 2020, 02:09:02 pm

Yeah, my dad is a Presbyterian; his brother is born-again, his sister was schizophrenic, and he mocked transubstantiation behind my Catholic mom's back. Cessationism may really be the only hard stop in Christianity from descending the path to madness. Not against being a piece of shit, but at least not crossing the "indistinguishable from mental illness" line.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 25, 2020, 02:31:47 pm
No offense but speaking in tongues is kind of cringe
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Post by: Neal on March 26, 2020, 12:44:01 am
Found the new ballsnuff.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 26, 2020, 02:34:29 am
No offense but speaking in tongues is kind of cringe
chai tea latte, March 25, 2020, 02:31:47 pm

bro u just posted arianism u are going to lose communion
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Post by: Antivehicular on March 26, 2020, 04:36:45 am
Unrelated, I'm not hearing any reasons why I should support God in this one, Satan seems to have this one in the bag and neither side gives me free will (what with having to pray or demonic mind control), and at least Satan is less preachy about it
A Meat, March 25, 2020, 04:34:06 am

Yeah, this isn't something where I feel 100% comfortable arguing with these viewpoints theologically (since they're very obviously more about mental illness and fear than any kind of actual theology, and arguing against that seems unkind), but these kinds of arguments always make it seem like God is either substantially less powerful than Satan or just completely uncaring. Either God's hands are tied while Satan can act with impunity -- and has done so to a degree that he basically owns the world -- or God is apparently cool with it unless someone specifically petitions the angels/sperm whales for help. Neither of these create an image of an all-powerful benevolent deity, you know?
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Post by: Neal on April 26, 2020, 04:49:32 am
If Lemon ever goes off the deep end into evangelical apocalyptic conspiracy theory territory, let it be known that the domain http://theendti.me/ has already been taken. (Future episode fodder. [wink])
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Post by: Antivehicular on April 26, 2020, 10:35:06 pm
endtim.es and theendtim.es are both parked by GoDaddy, regrettably
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Post by: Down10 on July 30, 2020, 03:08:34 am
Thank you for this!

I once many years ago, tried to tackle The Open Scroll Blog (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1unAGXTrskt0ibo1csHKu3eTdYKG1jIPc6cZngJS95_A/edit?usp=sharing), as it was (and still is today (http://theopenscroll.blogspot.com/)!) a rich source of absolutely nutty stuff. There could be a dozen or more whole F Plus episodes to the stuff found on this guy's site alone.
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on August 02, 2020, 08:03:57 pm
endtim.es and theendtim.es are both parked by GoDaddy, regrettably
Antivehicular, April 26, 2020, 10:35:06 pm

For a while, I thought GoDaddy was a porn site due to their advertising. They made little mention of the fact that they were a web hosting service. :P
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Post by: Lemon on August 03, 2020, 03:12:09 pm
For a while, I thought GoDaddy was a porn site due to their advertising. They made little mention of the fact that they were a web hosting service. :P
Tipsy Almond, August 02, 2020, 08:03:57 pm

GoDaddy is less ethical than most porn companies.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 03, 2020, 04:52:32 pm
For a while, I thought GoDaddy was a porn site due to their advertising. They made little mention of the fact that they were a web hosting service. :P
Tipsy Almond, August 02, 2020, 08:03:57 pm

GoDaddy is less ethical than most porn companies.
Lemon, August 03, 2020, 03:12:09 pm
unsure whether this reflects worse on godaddy or porn companies
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Post by: Tipsy Almond on September 06, 2020, 01:28:51 am
I present to you: a sentient sock enacting the binding spell.