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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1449517 times)

organburner

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We all know manly men HATE brushing their teeth because the white foaming toothpaste makes it look like they've been SUCKING DICK

So now we're introducing CRUDEPASTE the only toothpaste that makes it look like you've been drinking CRUDE OIL ALL DAY and containing REAL CRUDE OIL.

Roll coal and drink crude like a real rude dude!
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Hux

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margaret thatcher, cum catcher
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curse_forced_owning_up_to_your_fetish.mp3
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Warren Zevon would have been so good at Twitter if he had lived.
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Welcome to my sexual menagerie, here you can see a man having an orgasm only from having his nuts hit by a section of lead pipe, next door you can see a man having an orgasm just from sniffing a sock, further down the hall is the man who can only cum if others look at him with disgust. Once you finish your tour, come back to me, the man who can only get off by telling people where to go.
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xX_sp00ks_Xx

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Sometimes it's good to take a good, long stroll down your posting history, on any site really, and realize that yes, you were the best poster there ever was, you were incredibly strong and you've still got a million more posts left in you to give.

I can do it. I'll never stop posting.
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Sometimes it's good to take a good, long stroll down your posting history, on any site really, and realize that yes, you were the best poster there ever was, you were incredibly strong and you've still got a million more posts left in you to give.

I can do it. I'll never stop posting.
Spooks, February 12, 2023, 11:28:52 am

I have this exact opposite reaction to scrolling through my posting history and it always leads to deleting posts that didn't really need to be deleted.

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i love my wife
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you think your wife is pretty special? well mine has seven bulging discs, beat that

ETA: was not intended as a direct reply to Spooks, glad you're also part of the wives are rad club
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isekai where the main guy is reincarnated as the truck that killed him
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I fucking love single origin chocolate bars

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isekai where the main guy is reincarnated as the truck that killed him
A Meat, February 19, 2023, 03:14:26 pm

Is this how the Cars universe came to be?

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Eating ribs, seeing that the moist towelette they gave me got barbecue sauce on it, and thinking WHO FRESHENS THE FRESHNAPS?!
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"I do not fear the man who has sucked 1000 different dicks once, I fear the man who has sucked the same dick 1000 times" -Sun "Jet Li" Tzu
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Wanna start a secret society but I don't have any secrets worth starting one over.