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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1447265 times)

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I recently bought a good album that is entirely in the Cornish language. Who do I report to to get my Hipster Scum membership?

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A Fetish of One's Own by Vagina Woolf

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Are bumper stickers the tramp stamps of cars?
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I downloaded tab for a cause, which is an app that plays a couple banner ads on your new tabs page and in return allows you to donate the money gained from the adverts to a charity of your choice. It's pretty good, but one of the charities is "The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck" which is a charity set up to fund other charities by John Green, his brother, one of the Fine brothers, and a bunch of other smug nerd culture pieces of shit. I'm glad that you're benefiting good causes but...if you name your charity the charity equivalent of boaty mcboatface, go fuck yourself.
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oh hey, zaurg got banned from SA last thursday.
wonder what led to him finally getting the boot.

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Clickbait Article: BREAKING NEWS: Ready Player One Movie Does Nothing To Handle Social Issues
Me: *leans forwards, puts hands on chin* Reaaaaalllllyyyy???? I'd love to hear about it! But I've just learned something FASCINATING about water and I've just GOT to share it with you!

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star wars robots ranked from most to least 'would be a cuck'
BB-8 ("little white cuck ball")
C-3P0
the 'roger roger' guys from naboo
gonk droid
R2-D2
the alan tudyk pilot droid from Ep 7


















IG-88
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Where is mouse droid on this list

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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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Whenever one of the really nerdy bad discords I'm in starts talking about The Elder Scrolls and how completely awful Bethesda is and Skyrim is so unimaginative Blah Blah Blah I just pop in and say I didn't like Morrowind when it came out, say how annoying and bad the combat was and still is, throw in some stuff about liking Fallout 4, then go AFK for a bit and grab a sandwich or something.
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« Last Edit: April 02, 2018, 11:57:16 pm by Seth "Slimy" Rollins »

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a droideka rolled in and fucked my wife while I watched
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renaming it to witposting in honour of my high iq
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Smooshing Pumpkins.
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I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
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I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am
One of those amazon push buttons, but it bulbs a ballpit post at random.
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