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Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Lemon on September 08, 2020, 03:47:58 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/54/9f/cc/549fcce7cdba6fa3c0c8a7bdb043b582.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/334)
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 08, 2020, 07:31:36 pm
this is the first time a fetish story has left my underwhelmed. if you're going to hype up an ass bomb at least talk about the explosion. make it cool
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Wrought on September 08, 2020, 08:24:22 pm
Doctor Really Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Jerking and Make Love to the Bomb
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: KingKalamari on September 08, 2020, 09:21:18 pm
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 08, 2020, 09:53:21 pm
I feel really disappointed by the lack of anything really interesting in this group's stories.  It's all, "Oh there was a hot girl, but she was also a robot, but not in any way that made her really meaningfully different"

If you gave furries the option of disassembling each other, they'd take that shit and run with it, straight off the cliff and into What the Fuck ville. Like fifty hoverdicks and disembodied hands jerkin' em, probably in a sea of horrible body fluids. 

I just feel like if you're gonna have a weirdass fetish, you should go all the way and leave the world more bizarre than you found it.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Tipsy Almond on September 08, 2020, 10:08:56 pm
I now want to make a short story about a sexbot enthusiast who was selected to test a new model, but it's just an ad-ridden, microtransaction-filled mess. And the robot is a normal human body but with a cliche box head with light bulbs.

Ooh, and a functioning Jacob's Ladder on the top of the head too. Can't leave out risk of death by electrocution. :B
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 08, 2020, 10:53:10 pm
lmao at bomb ass
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: KingKalamari on September 08, 2020, 11:20:58 pm
I think what Frank was trying to get at in the conclusion is that this seems like a fetish where the people featured in the episode are into the implications behind the fetish (The mind control, the breaking women into pieces like they were Incredible Crash Test Dummies, etc.) but that there would also be people not featured in the episode who'd be more into the aesthetic of the fetish. Your people who are really into the works of Hajime Sorayama or think the main characters of Ghost in the Shell and Battle Angel Alita are hot.

Like, I feel like the idea of a sexy robot lady shows up often in enough in popular culture that people who are just into that as an aesthetic in porn are relatively mainstream as far as fetishes go, so for F-Plus purposes you need to dig into people who are into robots because you can mind control them, or take them apart or make their ass an actual bomb to keep the episode from being too pedestrian.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 08, 2020, 11:54:41 pm
I feel like, if you're the kind of person who needs to fantasize about having complete control over someone else, imagining a robot instead of an actual human is a step up.

Fantasizing about that robot being super turned on by murdering an entire city with her explosive butt and also being unable to actually orgasm before she's destroyed is... more worrying.  And confusing in its execution. 
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 09, 2020, 12:04:12 am
These people must have fucking loved the ending of Kamen Rider 01
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Tipsy Almond on September 09, 2020, 01:11:48 am

I guess Vince is a sex idol now. Thanks, Internet.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 09, 2020, 02:52:06 am
When everyone named the movies that got them into the fetish they all lied because they didn’t mention Austin Powers
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 09, 2020, 02:46:01 pm
My Little Robot Sister Twins Can't Be Running On This Qt!
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: three cats in a self-driving car on September 09, 2020, 03:35:23 pm
My mind just kept repeating

(https://i.imgur.com/5nuUfGE.jpg)

during the whole time I listened to the episode.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 09, 2020, 03:50:55 pm
this forum must be old because I kept expecting a post about 2B from automata but it didn't come up. maybe that game came out and they all jacked themselves to death
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2020, 06:08:47 pm
this forum must be old because I kept expecting a post about 2B from automata but it didn't come up. maybe that game came out and they all jacked themselves to death
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 09, 2020, 03:50:55 pm
look it takes a REAL man to instead be fetishistically attracted to Pascal from the machine village
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Deep 13 on September 09, 2020, 08:14:16 pm
Had to try to draw the bombass robot and sexy gundam.

Wish I knew how to animate, because that animated short of Lemon and Frank West as the makers of the bombass robot NEEDS to exist.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: adrenochrome dome on September 09, 2020, 08:40:52 pm
I can't figure out if these people would love or hate the new Battlestar Galactica. Sexy lady robots, but they're identical to humans on the cellular level. You get some robot tropes, but none of the machine parts.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 09, 2020, 09:33:35 pm
the new Battlestar Galactica.
adrenochrome dome, September 09, 2020, 08:40:52 pm
The one that started over 15 years ago?
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: adrenochrome dome on September 09, 2020, 09:43:06 pm
the new Battlestar Galactica.
adrenochrome dome, September 09, 2020, 08:40:52 pm
The one that started over 15 years ago?
Agent Coop Time!, September 09, 2020, 09:33:35 pm

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/7c/51/a17c51d11db4cd40f30026b46dcf1d93.gif)

Yes. We already know the '79 models are sexy.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2020, 10:06:28 pm
Real answer is that the Caprica Sixes of the world will never be as hot to a robot fetishist as Westworld style humanistic robots with mechanical CPU-brains
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Antivehicular on September 09, 2020, 11:33:06 pm
this is the first time a fetish story has left my underwhelmed. if you're going to hype up an ass bomb at least talk about the explosion. make it cool
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 08, 2020, 07:31:36 pm
Seriously, I can't get over that; it makes the whole thing read like a shaggy-dog story. I guess the author got off just before the explosion and wrapped it up fast so he could go wash his hands?

Also, my first thought upon hearing "ASFR" was "oh god, now they made ASMR, But For Ladies?"
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Captain Fargle on September 10, 2020, 02:46:28 am
Because Lemon brought it up as a joke I feel I should mention, as a guy who once contributed a CYOC doc, that the donkey bit in Pinocchio is a whole massive fetish scene all on it's own. It and rip offs of American Werewolf In London are the two most common things in transformation fetish stuff. You could make an entire doc entirely out of different "Pleasure Island" stories if they weren't all exactly the fuckinv same.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Great Joe on September 10, 2020, 04:30:54 am
Wait, didn't Motley Crue make a song about a woman who ticks?
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Captain Fargle on September 10, 2020, 05:37:59 am
I also felt it was worth mentioning that the attitudes about the subject you guys discuss at the end of the episode aren't even remotely exclusive to straight guys.

There's a lot of the same shit in there but it's all kinda twisted around slightly if that makes sense? Like you still have the racist shit but it's directed at different sterotypes and so forth. Kinda fascinating really.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 10, 2020, 06:25:14 am
I was kind of hoping that these people would be a follow on from Foundation and Earth aka Isaac Asimov's horniest novel. I guess these guys can't deal with the idea of a woman or woman like robot that is more intelligent and capable than they are.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: blunge on September 10, 2020, 08:53:10 am
I thought the episode was hysterical, all I could think of at the end was Tom Rowland's Nothing But Pleasure which is kind of appropriate. That song kind of fizzles out without an explosion too because its not about anyone else's fun except the writers. Literary onanism with robots. *snerk*
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 10, 2020, 09:10:48 am
Because Lemon brought it up as a joke I feel I should mention, as a guy who once contributed a CYOC doc, that the donkey bit in Pinocchio is a whole massive fetish scene all on it's own. It and rip offs of American Werewolf In London are the two most common things in transformation fetish stuff. You could make an entire doc entirely out of different "Pleasure Island" stories if they weren't all exactly the fuckinv same.
Captain Fargle, September 10, 2020, 02:46:28 am

Someone in this doc mentions it, but currently the theory in psychology is "It looks like there are times in development where the brain imprints on what sex is, and if it doesn't get exposed to actual sex, it'll just glom onto whatever."  Which, since the Victorians started with their idea that children catching a glimpse of fuckin' would irrevocably destroy their little minds, has led to more fetishes.

So it's no surprise that a lot of people imprinted on various bizarre, emotionally charged scenes in childhood media.  It's the brain going, "OK, it's Learn About Sex O' Clock, so where's the sex?  ... ... ...is that it? I guess it must be. Sex learned, break time!"

This doesn't explain the urge to get together in communities to share and evangelize their weird fetishes.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Penultimatum on September 10, 2020, 11:27:46 am
This doesn't explain the urge to get together in communities to share and evangelize their weird fetishes.
Puppy Time, September 10, 2020, 09:10:48 am
Nah, that's just internet nerds. As evidenced by the flashlight and squirtgun episodes, nerds will publically discuss and evangelize their obsession regardless of what it is. For a certain type of thirsty nerd their fetish just becomes their hobby.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: KingKalamari on September 10, 2020, 03:22:03 pm
This doesn't explain the urge to get together in communities to share and evangelize their weird fetishes.
Puppy Time, September 10, 2020, 09:10:48 am
Nah, that's just internet nerds. As evidenced by the flashlight and squirtgun episodes, nerds will publically discuss and evangelize their obsession regardless of what it is. For a certain type of thirsty nerd their fetish just becomes their hobby.
Friend Anemone, September 10, 2020, 11:27:46 am

I think it's the case with weird fetish shit specifically that these are the sort of interests they wouldn't be able to talk to other people about in their day to day life both because of how niche a topic it is and because this kind of sex stuff is generally not the sort of thing you discuss in polite company. The internet gives them a platform to connect with other, like-minded people who share their fetish and establishes an environment where talking about it isn't a faux pas, giving them an outlet for all the fetish talk they've bottled up.

Then, past a certain point, I feel like it becomes less about the fetish itself for these people and more about the community and connections they've built with other people around this fetish.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Frank West on September 10, 2020, 03:32:02 pm
I do wanna say there's a selection bais we've got here, both because the people who get thr most involved with a community are the ones we're actually seeing and because the general design of internet spaces is to try and convince people to come join a community. I bet a lot of people just jerk off in silence or whatever.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on September 10, 2020, 03:39:19 pm
I think it's the case with weird fetish shit specifically that these are the sort of interests they wouldn't be able to talk to other people about in their day to day life both because of how niche a topic it is and because this kind of sex stuff is generally not the sort of thing you discuss in polite company. The internet gives them a platform to connect with other, like-minded people who share their fetish and establishes an environment where talking about it isn't a faux pas, giving them an outlet for all the fetish talk they've bottled up.

Then, past a certain point, I feel like it becomes less about the fetish itself for these people and more about the community and connections they've built with other people around this fetish.
KingKalamari, September 10, 2020, 03:22:03 pm

What if they built Megaton in Fallout 3 around a giant butt?
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 10, 2020, 03:51:13 pm
Megabuns
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 10, 2020, 05:50:14 pm
Hmm, I dunno about this "people form communities around common interests" thing...

I mean, what's next,  a forum just for people who listen to a podcast?
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Antivehicular on September 10, 2020, 06:12:49 pm
I really want to know if there's conflict between the guys who are really into fembot damage/destruction/explosion and the guys who aren't, like how (IIRC) inflation/balloon fetishists have an eternal war about popping. The dude writing the advice column being obviously repulsed by the destruction-jackoff writer makes me think there might be, and goddammit, I hunger for stupid slapfights between Internet creeps.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 10, 2020, 07:48:12 pm
I do wanna say there's a selection bais we've got here, both because the people who get thr most involved with a community are the ones we're actually seeing and because the general design of internet spaces is to try and convince people to come join a community. I bet a lot of people just jerk off in silence or whatever.
Frank West, September 10, 2020, 03:32:02 pm

Oh, word, I was assuming we were just talking about that specific subsection of "people with a weird fetish who also want to talk about that fetish." (At least, after my initial, "Here's what the scientists think is going on with that fetish mess.")

I tend to assume that we're surrounded at any particular moment by people with weird fetishes, who are relatively well adjusted and not interested in sharing that outside of a relationship. 

The human brain is extremely weird, and the more we learn about it, the more we're realizing that everyone is secretly kinda messed up and weird, and that's okay.  Shit, as long as you're not inflicting it on people who don't want to see it, I'm AOK with weirdos with creepy fetishes assembling to be creepy weirdos together.  Just be ethical about your creepy sex shit and we're cool. 

Well, "cool" in the sense of "I may want to avoid you at parties but I won't object to you doing your thing." 

Besides, the more weird fetish communities there are on the web the more I get to see/hear amusingly weird shit, and that's my jam.

ETA: Also as Antivehicular noted, slapfights about amusingly weird shit, which is even more fun because nothing is so entertaining as a fight in which you have no dogs.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on September 10, 2020, 08:10:01 pm
I really want to know if there's conflict between the guys who are really into fembot damage/destruction/explosion and the guys who aren't, like how (IIRC) inflation/balloon fetishists have an eternal war about popping. The dude writing the advice column being obviously repulsed by the destruction-jackoff writer makes me think there might be, and goddammit, I hunger for stupid slapfights between Internet creeps.
Antivehicular, September 10, 2020, 06:12:49 pm

I didn't really see much in the way of that sadly. There were more weird letters to advice android about destroying her though. Generally people were amicable about the different subfetish groups on the website. There was a thread where bombforabooty got in a fight with a mod because bombforabooty got upset when his request to do an exploding fembot rp got made fun of by the mod. It's worth noting bombforabooty was the only person who had the exploding butt-bot fetish.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Antivehicular on September 10, 2020, 08:35:15 pm
There was a thread where bombforabooty got in a fight with a mod because bombforabooty got upset when his request to do an exploding fembot rp got made fun of by the mod. It's worth noting bombforabooty was the only person who had the exploding butt-bot fetish.
Secret Gaygent 69, September 10, 2020, 08:10:01 pm

Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need a whole doc about that guy, please
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: KingKalamari on September 10, 2020, 08:50:56 pm

The human brain is extremely weird, and the more we learn about it, the more we're realizing that everyone is secretly kinda messed up and weird, and that's okay.  Shit, as long as you're not inflicting it on people who don't want to see it, I'm AOK with weirdos with creepy fetishes assembling to be creepy weirdos together.  Just be ethical about your creepy sex shit and we're cool. 
Puppy Time, September 10, 2020, 07:48:12 pm

It's actually funny because I was thinking about the distinction between "weird but harmless" and "actively bad"  fetish-related F Plus subjects. I don't think any of the fetishes that people featured on the podcast have are inherrently "good" or "bad", but depend on how people express them. I think there's generally 3 major red flags to look out for:

1. Health and Safety Issues - These types generally don't come up a lot in the podcast, but it basically amounts to the way someone indulges their fetish posing an actual, physical danger to themselves or others. A prime example would be the exhaust smoke lovers and car fuckers, who are either going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning or burn their dicks off fucking the car hot.

2. Disregard for Consent - This is probably the one that comes up the most frequently on the podcast and is pretty self explanatory: People practicing their fetish in a way that doesn't take the consent of others into account. This is the sin of all those "dear internet, how do I trick strangers into participating in my fetish?" types are guilty of, and also covers things like the fucking watch fetishists who stole other people's watches to jerk off on.

3. Personal Well-Being - This one's a little bit more vague in its scope, but is basically a catch-all for people who let their fetish completely take over and ruin their lives. The biggest example of this is probably the plushophiles: While the act of fucking teddy bears isn't inherently harmful on its own, the sampling of that community we got suggested their fetish was a symptom of deeper mental development issues that they should probably get some help for. This also covers people whose fetishes become such a major part of their person that it causes issues between them and their friends, family or significant others.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 10, 2020, 09:36:24 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhiJ_OPU4AABa0G?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 10, 2020, 10:02:59 pm
My favorite part of that image is the stupid little noodly arms
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: KingKalamari on September 10, 2020, 10:22:27 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhiJ_OPU4AABa0G?format=jpg&name=large)
Salubrious Rex, September 10, 2020, 09:36:24 pm

???

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/3/31/Brainwouldntdie.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/324?cb=20100906212009)
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on September 10, 2020, 10:27:30 pm
There was a thread where bombforabooty got in a fight with a mod because bombforabooty got upset when his request to do an exploding fembot rp got made fun of by the mod. It's worth noting bombforabooty was the only person who had the exploding butt-bot fetish.
Secret Gaygent 69, September 10, 2020, 08:10:01 pm

Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need a whole doc about that guy, please
Antivehicular, September 10, 2020, 08:35:15 pm

I sadly don't think there is a doc's worth of content of him. He only has a few posts on fembot central, and doesnt seem to post much on other websites. I did find a bunch of art he has commissioned though. Although that stuff wouldn't make for a good doc.

EDIT:
Here's an example of the sort of art he's commissioned. Technically sfw but gonna nsfw anyways.
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 10, 2020, 10:42:02 pm
Wait, if all of these robot ladies are gundams...

(https://i.ibb.co/yFDJWL4/tumblr-2c723aaae0573821d0b516328c47f5a2-a76cefc0-400-gif.webp)

Man, future Sweden is full of perverts
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 12, 2020, 03:30:06 pm
What anime is Nova, the character the advice columnist is rping as, from?
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 12, 2020, 09:31:18 pm
having big cartoon bombs with fuses for ass cheeks seems ineffective. it was me I'd have it with claymores or some other directional charge. But that's just one humble posters opinion.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 12, 2020, 10:48:54 pm
having big cartoon bombs with fuses for ass cheeks seems ineffective. it was me I'd have it with claymores or some other directional charge. But that's just one humble posters opinion.
GirlKisser420, September 12, 2020, 09:31:18 pm
Pros: Directional blast
Lack of fuses incrases subtlety
Can be immediately detonated instead of reliant on a burning fuse

Cons: Flat ass
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: A Meat on September 12, 2020, 11:39:48 pm
Another community of people who I'd expect to want to fuck Bride of Pinbot, but don't seem to mention it, disappointing to say the least
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Shell Game on September 18, 2020, 05:46:40 pm
FALSE ADVERTISING. NONE OF THE ROBOTS WERE AS HOT AS THE ONE DISPLAYED ON THE COVER.
(https://thefpl.us/episode/334/ep334.gif)

ETA: automated in the streets, alabaster in the sheets
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on September 20, 2020, 06:19:14 pm
Catching up after falling behind.  Very disappointed when Miss Pris appeared with nary a remark from Lemon about pissing on her coat.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on September 27, 2020, 05:11:44 pm
With respect to bomb-ass, I imagine that the author heard Hitchcock talking about how knowledge of there being a bomb under a dinner table can completely change the tension and tone of a scene, and decided to incorporate that very literal idea into their erotica.

Also, [heart] Portaxx's lovable Goufs joke.

Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Puppy Time on September 27, 2020, 05:34:06 pm
With respect to bomb-ass, I imagine that the author heard Hitchcock talking about how knowledge of there being a bomb under a dinner table can completely change the tension and tone of a scene, and decided to incorporate that very literal idea into their erotica.

ZOMBOZO Evil clown, September 27, 2020, 05:11:44 pm

If so, I'm also assuming that that lecture happened to him at an important developmental time, because wow does he think "watching a no-stakes countdown to a bomb" is considerably hotter than it is, objectively speaking.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 17, 2021, 03:06:47 pm
Just noticed that this episode doesn't have the "oh you must be a killer" tag for some reason.
Title: 334: Doing The Robot
Post by: Lemon on August 22, 2021, 11:41:32 pm
Just noticed that this episode doesn't have the "oh you must be a killer" tag for some reason.
SHAMBA~1.SBB, August 17, 2021, 03:06:47 pm

Fixed.