I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Spenny]

i swear to god someone (maybe lemon himself?) saying jimmy pesto was at the jan 6th rally and today i wanted to grab that post for clout. please tell me someone else remembered that.

[chai tea latte]

Hi, I'm a contact tracer. Do not go to your work christmas party. I promise you that it IS and WILL BE a superspreader event.

just don't go. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. stay the fuck away from work christmas parties they're superspreader events every single one

[thelizzerd]

Hi, I'm a contact tracer. Do not go to your work christmas party. I promise you that it IS and WILL BE a superspreader event.

just don't go. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. stay the fuck away from work christmas parties they're superspreader events every single one

That American moment where most people care more about their company providing free catered food and a chance to win a $50 gift card, than about the fact it might be a superspreader. Wait, I get to go to this and get paid 2 hours for it plus free food? Like hey at least at this people are required to wear masks unlike the local grocery store.

[chai tea latte]

Here if you don't wear a mask indoors it's a crime

[chai tea latte]

Here if you don't wear a mask indoors it's a crime

and that's great

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Hi, I'm a contact tracer. Do not go to your work christmas party. I promise you that it IS and WILL BE a superspreader event.

just don't go. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. stay the fuck away from work christmas parties they're superspreader events every single one

Hope you get a spiritual rest sometime this month Chai, you're one of the few people on here staring directly into the abyss.

[organburner]

My company wants everyone to go to the main office in Stockholm in Feb, so looking forward to that I guess...

[Salubrious Rex]

I'm a number of drinks in and even though I don't really have any real reason to be happy I am. I'm starting to have ideas about how I can lead a happy life and find a way to satisfy some things I've found severely lacking in life. If I can hold on to this feeling until I wake up tomorrow, maybe I can do something with it.

[Salubrious Rex]

I'm a number of drinks in and even though I don't really have any real reason to be happy I am. I'm starting to have ideas about how I can lead a happy life and find a way to satisfy some things I've found severely lacking in life. If I can hold on to this feeling until I wake up tomorrow, maybe I can do something with it.

Nah it's gone. Oh well, better luck next time.

[thelizzerd]

Me making a mixed drink out of random shit at my apartment cause i'm bored. My boyfriend takes a sip. "This is kind of strong. Now an hour later I realize what he meant haha. I guess it was kinda strong. Make drinks from recipes don't be me where I just pour random shit and say bottoms up.

[chai tea latte]

death to america

[thelizzerd]

death to america

This is my fucking vibe!

[jim and the mammograms]

drunk and high and as someone who only ends up dating americans by accident i feel like legally i should not encourage america dying but like tbh we have tried america NOT dying and that hasn't been like ideal

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Its 00:01. Happy new year ballpit.

Thanks for being cool and not terrible like everything else this year. Hopefully itll be a better one for us all.

[chai tea latte]

i will destroy the united states of america with my bare hands