235: This Hub Is A Mess

[EYE OF ZA]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]

[Adam Bozarth]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]

Kumquaxop is our Tom Servo. I'm sure there are many copies of him living in a colony somewhere, and we can't even be sure we are hanging out with the same one moment to moment.

[Sherman Tank]

Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.

[Yavuz]

Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3

[Liatai]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

I would love to see/hear/be around that house during a holiday or some other occasion when the Kumquatxops are all hyped up over something. The sheer enthusiasm -- it'd be like a pack of happy Muppet puppies. |D

[McMillan and Waifu]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]

What's really exciting is when they get in their robot lions and form Kumquat Voltron.

[duz]

Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3

The perfect ringtone?

[Vinny Possum]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

I imagine if you set the "Yeah Megamix" as ambient noise at home you could get some of the feel for that situation.

[Spacebat]

Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.

I imagine if you set the "Yeah Megamix" as ambient noise at home you could get some of the feel for that situation.

https://soundcloud.com/spacebat-1/1c-kumquatxop

[chai tea latte]

Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3

The perfect ringtone?

it's my alarm clock because I know I'll have to stop it before it gets to "MENSTRUAL BLOOD"

[JamEngulfer]

I really don't get the cold open. What was that about?

I dunno if The F Plus does this, but at the start of Extra Credit recordings we all make a loud noise (like clapping or hitting our desks) simultaneously to provide a noticeable sync point for whoever edits the individual audio tracks together later.

Ah of course. I figured it was something like that, but I wasn't sure.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

While we're on the topic... hey Boots? Could you drop us the "Free. PETTING. ZOOOOOOO!" file? I need it for text notifications.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I still have the file on my dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/et4ro9vq9btw03w/Free%20Petting%20Zoo.mp3?dl=0

[Vinny Possum]

Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3

The perfect ringtone?

The perfect alarm clock sound. Especially when you have some attractive person over after a night of hot loving. (Another thing condoms won't protect you from)