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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1446802 times)

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Carrion, my wayward son
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Wrought

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you know how all those youtube "skeptic" channels have their own mascot that's like a thing in a suit or a bust of some historical figure or something? that's a Bigotsona
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you know how all those youtube "skeptic" channels have their own mascot that's like a thing in a suit or a bust of some historical figure or something? that's a Bigotsona
Wrought, December 02, 2018, 05:49:31 pm
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i feel like all my childhood memories are in 144p with no other resolutions
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Super Eyepatch Wolf and Hbomberguy are the same person.
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The Stoner/Lesbian spectrum of cartoon demographics
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Not Safe For Work Chemistry Nerdcore Rap:

Hey girl I wanna be
your horny substrate,
you in a dom state.

My microscope, you
will jerk off into
an aggregate.

You fuckin' good, too,
you make me drink my
acidic jizz straight.

Not on the rocks, you
got mine off, due
to your prostate

massage, Uh-uh, ugh,
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under,

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I keep wanting to check Facebook, remembering I deactivated it, mentally slapping myself, and then coming here instead. Thanks for being here, ballp.it.
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Mani (the founder of manicheaism) considered King Ashoka a persecutor of Buddhism.

For reference, Ashoka was to Buddhism what Constantine the Great was to Christianity.

The third calumniator was Wpr’tt (?), the shaman (= Buddhist) and King Shoka (= Ashoka), who slandered the
Buddha. Quote from

I know WHY he would say something like that but I'm really interested in what his reasoning was when trying to discuss this with buddhists.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2018, 11:01:56 pm by Vinny Possum »

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Fight Club but with Drizzt D’urden
Wrought

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Losing what little savings I have left "betting on the xfl"
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michael stipe has probably eaten pussy, he's a nice guy who respects women and was also a rock star, so I can imagine him doing that. Fred Durst has also, but he did it wrong somehow. Not sure about everybody else.
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Christian Bale would be an interesting James Bond, and also we'd have to refer to him as Bale Bond
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does anybody have a let's play channel exclusively on porn sites? like, not porn games, just idk, GTAV or something

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Self inflicting testicular torsion as an all-natural means of personal castration.