I actually knew a kid in middle school who looked a ton like how Mort is drawn, only different glasses, I vividly remember him trying to get me to talk with him about which anime girl is the hottest, and I wasn't having any of his shit, because I knew, as a 13 year old, that that's creepy.
For the record he tried to make me watch Elfen Lied, which, I'm pretty sure he was jerking it to