in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, like, there's a United Caliphate i guess, and Donald Trump was a famously shirking publically immoral monster, rapist, président:
Folks! Folks! There's a problem in the Ummah! You know me, you know I pray fajr every morning. That's right. Fajr every day. Suhoor, every, yadda yadda yadda...now, you know what i heard about Hanafi Joe? (crowd boos) Yeah, that's right. Boo! I heard hanafi joe, and you know, he used to be one of the best, one of the very best they tell me, acted as the imam but wasn't weird about it...not like some uncles I could name...anyway, Ramadan Mubarak.
chai tea latte, April 24, 2020, 03:08:04 am
in the alternate universe where everyone is muslim but everything else is the same, Donald Trump has been absolutely failing his response to the novel coronavirus, and recently said that he takes "hydrwjynxychloriquinine", to the shock and horror of doctors nationwide.
You know, the first message Jibril sent to the prophet, was surah al-Alaq. surah al-Alaq. One of the greats, right? The first things revealed to him, were the atom and how to read. So I think it's
very important, that you learn about this, that the Prophet Muhammad, peace be unto him, am i right? peace be unto him. The Prophet knew about the atom, and I think it would be haram not to look in the hadith for instructions. And my cabinet WhatsApp group said something really , really disturbing, that I won't repeat here. But we're taking it seriously. Alright, we think the virus is a djinn. Yeah, I think it's a djinn. hydrwjyn.......figure it out, folks.
