Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Those gripper/hand strengtheners with the bits for individual fingers make kick ass as fidgets during overlong video meetings. Not only are you making your fingers buff, you can channel your rage at people making dumb AF requests into your hand instead of your face!

[A Meat]

an intrusive thought I've had for weeks now: what if you deepthroated a turkey baster and used it to extract phlegm from your throat

[Salubrious Rex]

If a porn actor has a brand logo tattooed on them does it have to be censored in the video?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Porn site Notflex, where weak men suffer at the hands and feet of bodybuilding women, declares bankruptcy, stop.
First season of flagship series "Stronger playThings" does not jibe with target audience, stocks in freefall, stop.

[chai tea latte]

Many people come up to me, they're saying, Mr. Trump, they say, I saw a mudcrab the other day. Oooh! Very nasty creatures. Nasty, aren't they nasty, folks? How dumb are we, that these are still around? And they're so much smaller than they used to be, we're looking into that.

[GirlKisser420]

Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was ‘broken man gets dick crushed in a rolling press’ so it’s impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week

this prediction bore out pretty well

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

If I had the money I would absolutely commission an F Plus otoMAD featuring artwork from various cool people in the visuals

[GirlKisser420]

why bother getting nfts when you can just buy a web address off a domain registry. That's unique, actually has some value as shitty fake real estate and doesnt explode a forest to get. The only downside is it doesnt come with a fursona but you can get a better one for 20 dollars from some twitter

[Antivehicular]

why bother getting nfts when you can just buy a web address off a domain registry. That's unique, actually has some value as shitty fake real estate and doesnt explode a forest to get. The only downside is it doesnt come with a fursona but you can get a better one for 20 dollars from some twitter

Time for Lemon and Portaxx to team up on a "buy this domain name I just thought up + its customized fursona mascot" bundle deal

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Will the real Slim Pussy please yank up?

[A Meat]

forcing myself to masturbate to worse and worse drawn art, incrementally drifting away from an accurate representation of the human form, until I completely lose the concept of what people look like and reach enlightenment

[GirlKisser420]

forcing myself to masturbate to worse and worse drawn art, incrementally drifting away from an accurate representation of the human form, until I completely lose the concept of what people look like and reach enlightenment

thats just being a furry

[A Meat]

People should go back to calling dinghies cockboats

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

A pomegranate may have little grapes inside it, but it's not a grapefruit. That's just a tangier orange. But not a tangerine, that's something else.

[Shell Game]

A pomegranate may have little grapes inside it, but it's not a grapefruit. That's just a tangier orange. But not a tangerine, that's something else.

Helping They Might Be Giants with some lyrics I see...