Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!

[jim and the mammograms]

Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!

"really, if you think about it, i'm a content creator!"

[chai tea latte]

Look, Your Honor, I'm not a 'copycat killer', I'm just a true crime podcast aficionado with a penchant for referential humor!

"really, if you think about it, i'm a content creator!"

"While Litigant is within her rights to represent herself, I strongly encourage Litigant to avail herself of the services of an automated legal forms website."

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.

Good advice but also that sounds on the high side for a properly running gas appliance, I'd consider getting that checked out if you havent already.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If you have a gas oven and live in a small apartment, highly recommend getting a carbon monoxide detector that has a number read out. Every time I've made stock, I without fail hit at least 50-60ppm before I remember to throw open the windows. The first time I tripped the apartment CO alarm, but even sub alert levels aren't good for you.

Good advice but also that sounds on the high side for a properly running gas appliance, I'd consider getting that checked out if you havent already.

Lol I did send a maintenance request to check the stove and they just cancelled it. Good to know that's not normal though.

[Shell Game]

medieval narratives that involve slaying dragons can be rendered acceptable if it turns out the hero is also a dragon and they're just having a cool dragon fight with an evil dragon or w/e

[Sauce]

Imagining a world where the Russian Imperial family still exists, and every year they get an increasingly dire Faberge Egg. There'd definitely be one that's R2-D2 themed.

[Salubrious Rex]

Imagining a world where the Russian Imperial family still exists, and every year they get an increasingly dire Faberge Egg. There'd definitely be one that's R2-D2 themed.

At what point do they become Funko! Eggs?

[Great Joe]

The term "rapscallion" and its proper enunciation imply the existence of a "rockscallion" and a "countryscallion".

[chai tea latte]

[...]imply the existence of a "rockscallion"

[A Meat]

The term "rapscallion" and its proper enunciation imply the existence of a "rockscallion" and a "countryscallion".

it's only a rapscallion if it's from Ashkelon, otherwise it's a rapping ne'er do well

[Great Joe]

[...]imply the existence of a "rockscallion"

Damn, that's so true.

[Shell Game]

Sometimes I remember there were FIVE Michael Bay Transformers movies and that one of them was about King Arthur or something.

Nobody remind me about Bumblebee and the fact that there's one coming out next year. I don't need this.

i was reminded about Bumblebee while on a plane from Boston. a person in front of me was watching it.

it's written by a lady and directed by a guy who is not Michael Bay so it doesn't count and also... it seems fine? it's fine.

[GirlKisser420]

"So uncle girlkisser420, what was it like to live through covid?"

"it was kinda weird, little timmy. Everyone tried learning how to bake bread but that was too hard so they all got into columbo"