Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[FinchChunk]

Billy Joel Ska Cover

[A Meat]

fucked up that people who work at mints don't get paid in giant sacks of newly minted currency

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Recently suffered a tumultuous break-up with my mindwife. She took all the kins in the divorce. :(

[Dr. Buttplug]

Real Doll Yankovic

Pocket Pal Yankoffovic

[GirlKisser420]

Do you think the new dune movie is not psychadelic enough? you fool. the responsibility to make movies trippy is on you. Drop acid around the gom jabbar scene and your problem will be solved

[GirlKisser420]

Billy Joel Ska Cover

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Everything Bagel seasoning kettle chips are the second best kettle chip. The best kettle chip is pepperocini kettle chip, the perfect blend of pickle and heat.

[Shell Game]

hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly

But your situation was really dire, and of their bullshit you did tire, so you put your job upon a pire (sp), and from the flames a new life you did sire...and the world is a tire fire.

Burma shave

[jim and the mammograms]

hire and fire are one letter apart but they're the same length and that describes my employment history perfectly

But your situation was really dire, and of their bullshit you did tire, so you put your job upon a pire (sp), and from the flames a new life you did sire...and the world is a tire fire.

Burma shave

I heard that jingle on the wire.

[Shell Game]

It's important to remember Billy Joel for his role as an animated street dog first and the rest second

[Emperor Jack Chick]

has anyone ever truly given me the weeby-jeebies?

[Shell Game]

has anyone ever truly given me the weeby-jeebies?

what about the jibblies?

[Shell Game]

[A Meat]

Omelette au fromage?

more like Homme l'été au frottage