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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1446887 times)

Wrought

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I can see into the future, but just for twitter posts. Next month, a 15 year old will say that if your dog constantly bothers you for attention or food that the dog is abusive and you need to do the best you can to cut it out of your life. This will start a debate as to whether pets can actively abuse their owners, resulting in a 34 year old furry voice actor unironically saying "So if a bear breaks into your house and mauls the shit out of you, somehow that's not abusive?". 
Three weeks from now, it will be revealed by a 21 year old woman that she has been in a sugar baby/daddy relationship with Zak Bagans for the past 4 years, and she will post screenshots showing that Zak Bagans has a bizarre and offensive fetish for having sex with black women while wearing blackface as revenge for Zak Bagans not voting for Elizabeth Warren in his state primary.
Tomorrow, it will be revealed by "adventure cookie thoughts", an account dedicated to fantasizing about being dominated by one of the characters of the mobile game Cookie Run: Ovenbreak, that a popular furry artist who got into controversy over doxxing a minor for making fun of scoliosexuals has a  DeviantArt page which they used from 2011-2013 to upload highly sexualised depictions of Chef Boyardee as a fat, gassy man in a speedo.

I consider this gift as much a blessing as it is a curse.
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I can see into the future, but just for twitter posts. Next month, a 15 year old will say that if your dog constantly bothers you for attention or food that the dog is abusive and you need to do the best you can to cut it out of your life. This will start a debate as to whether pets can actively abuse their owners, resulting in a 34 year old furry voice actor unironically saying "So if a bear breaks into your house and mauls the shit out of you, somehow that's not abusive?". 
Three weeks from now, it will be revealed by a 21 year old woman that she has been in a sugar baby/daddy relationship with Zak Bagans for the past 4 years, and she will post screenshots showing that Zak Bagans has a bizarre and offensive fetish for having sex with black women while wearing blackface as revenge for Zak Bagans not voting for Elizabeth Warren in his state primary.
Tomorrow, it will be revealed by "adventure cookie thoughts", an account dedicated to fantasizing about being dominated by one of the characters of the mobile game Cookie Run: Ovenbreak, that a popular furry artist who got into controversy over doxxing a minor for making fun of scoliosexuals has a  DeviantArt page which they used from 2011-2013 to upload highly sexualised depictions of Chef Boyardee as a fat, gassy man in a speedo.

I consider this gift as much a blessing as it is a curse.
Wrought, June 24, 2020, 10:46:12 am
He wrote this in an envelope a month ago. Every single prediction has come true.
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i have been affected by a piece of media and now i am going to bed too late. good night!!

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Hall of shame for toppled statues of shitty people, where you can go and learn why they sucked and why their statue got toppled
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You, a buffoon: Shortening ”cucumber” to ”cuck”
Me, a genius: Shortening it to ”cum”
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Chumbawumba can be used as a synonym for 'elevator'
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Pretty fucking rude of the weather to be warm and sunny all while I'm working and then move thick cloud in within fifteen minutes of my getting to the park. The sky is a bastard.

Edit:this cloud has rain.what the fuck?
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« Last Edit: June 26, 2020, 12:35:54 pm by boooo566 »

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Gonna start a youtube apology channel where I make nothing but apology videos and end every single one with a wildly offensive statement which I will apologize for in the next video
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Dungeons & Dragons & Knuckles
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If you set off googling for the Luftwaffe wiki page and you end up looking at pictures of Stroopwafels then your stupidity has saved you from you bumming yourself out.
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If you set off googling for the Luftwaffe wiki page and you end up looking at pictures of Stroopwafels then your stupidity has saved you from you bumming yourself out.
Spooks, June 26, 2020, 07:38:39 pm
On the other hand, I set out to find out what the hell a Stroopwafel is and ended up reading about this awful fella named Herman. My day is ruined.
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How to tell therapist that at ages 15-17 I wanted to grow up to be "the dude from Grizzly Man"
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