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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1569246 times)

LINDA

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I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out

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I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out


LINDA, November 30, 2023, 10:52:18 pm

Not calling you out that bad. We gotta find that top .005% because that would be a lot of FPlus to listen to in a year!

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I started a new job in february and decided that would be a great time to listen to the entire fplus again in chronological order from the beginning. I'm now at ep 313, having skipped only a few. Spotify wrapped is calling me out


LINDA, November 30, 2023, 10:52:18 pm

Not calling you out that bad. We gotta find that top .005% because that would be a lot of FPlus to listen to in a year!
thelizzerd, November 30, 2023, 10:57:17 pm
I have all the files on my computer, why would I listen on Spotify
xX_sp00ks_Xx LINDA Great Joe thelizzerd

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poly people really will be like "if you wanna be my friend, you gotta get with my lovers"
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feel free to visit my new classy erotica website, good old dames dot com

e: upon further research, the domain "www.god.com" has proven surprisingly difficult to secure. i'll keep you all updated
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« Last Edit: December 04, 2023, 08:06:52 am by Spooks »

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it's fucked up how many RPGs have gold as the main or only currency when in history it rarely was the main currency of trade, especially in smaller denominations. not to mention things being neatly decimalized most of the time as well, it's never insane shit like there being 12 pence per shilling and 20 shillings per pound
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things really went downhill when we stopped making Hats a mandatory bit of clothing.
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Celebrate the festive season with three weeks of your favourite moooo566 posts. Old classics, new favourites, there's something for everyone to look forward to, right here on ballpit. Weeknights from 6.

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My workplace has a holiday decoration in the cafeteria of a snowman (three body orbs, no legs, standard morphology) picking up a snowchild (three orbs plus feet, in ice skates), and all I can think about is if this is proof that snowmen have a freely-locomoting larval stage before sessile adulthood, like sea anemones
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could the colonel create a blend of herbs and spices so secret that even he can't know what's in it?

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A stray brain thought got me wondering something. Is it possible to come up with kinks and fetishes that don't have much/any stories, art, etc? Would that work as an improvement type game?

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Yeah I’m in my late thirties (thirty one)
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When you think about it, pornography that isn't drawn is the aberration, since porno graphos is ancient Greek for prostitute painter

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As Metropolis decommisions their phone booths they remove power ties from the coins slots of the phones, suite jackets and hats crammed into the ceiling light, dozens of pairs of glasses in the walls and loafers scrunched impossibly small into the gap between the floor and the molding. The only clue is a pair of tighty whities crushed thinner than paper and placed under K in a phone book with "Clark K" written in marker on the label.
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So rough, so tough, out here, baby
Mesopotamia knows how to party
In the city, of the Anunnaki
In the city, city of Sumer
They're Poplocking
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