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Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Lemon on April 14, 2019, 11:37:00 am
(https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/field_blog_entry_images/iStock_000015943885_Small_0.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/302)
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Ambious on April 14, 2019, 12:19:19 pm
One of my favorite things left out:

AITA For telling my younger son that his older brother will take over my business one day, not him. (https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/5f30x7/aita_for_telling_cammila_the_truth/)
I have three children. A twelve year old daughter, a ten year old son, and a nine year old son...
(and that's all you really need from that post)

I was also hoping Frank West would read this one (https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/5f30x7/aita_for_telling_cammila_the_truth/).
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on April 14, 2019, 01:18:21 pm
I’d buy a metric fuckton of those stickers tbh.

ETA:
(https://i.giphy.com/media/xuXc3kD8AeVaw/giphy.gif)
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Neal on April 14, 2019, 04:38:15 pm
This was a great episode - I only found out about r/AmITheAsshole a couple of weeks ago, but it's been a fantastic way to rubberneck when things are slow at work.

Also AAAAAAH my thread got mentioned on the show!
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: beelzeboob on April 14, 2019, 04:46:53 pm
(https://i.gyazo.com/6837bd5d6ec7bc40303bcf7b1d11c7e2.png)

Rarrrararrrar
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: KingKalamari on April 14, 2019, 07:47:16 pm
If that guy really WAS a Reel Big Fish fan there were more relevant songs to reference...


Now if you'll excuse me my favorite pair of checkered slacks just fell off its hanger, I need to go pick it up...
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 14, 2019, 10:26:15 pm
If that guy really WAS a Reel Big Fish fan there were more relevant songs to reference...


Now if you'll excuse me my favorite pair of checkered slacks just fell off its hanger, I need to go pick it up...
KingKalamari, April 14, 2019, 07:47:16 pm
I'll do yah one better
tbh though i felt the music choice was appropriate.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on April 14, 2019, 11:47:12 pm
I'll do yah one better
tbh though i felt the music choice was appropriate.
Dr. Buttplug, April 14, 2019, 10:26:15 pm


I guess it is too self-aware for the episode but I felt it really ties everything together.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 15, 2019, 08:59:12 am
oignonne may be an asshole aficionado, but he will never love asshole like Jamie Gillis did.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 15, 2019, 12:35:31 pm
By gentle moon, most tender light
A quiet gaze between two lovers
I, three score, my partner seven above
The beauty she possesses! A witch
that curses my soul, she who holds me
and turns our quarrels into wars of rebels
O, what I could give for a king for us!

As love is true, our blood can boil
in, outside of our chambers many locks
This witch has one true silver, a poison
(Though it gives me no pleasure, alas)
The small mounds of her, where fairies
plucked flesh, for the mouths of babes
The touch of all peasants and lords
shall spiral into a little death

We lovers, in bed early morn,
and my horns begin to grow
We two are both dispositioned
For equal pleasure and pain upon
each other's warm bodies, (as is love)
Now, O, for a muse of both love and war
For as my devil'd hand touched her
she herself becomes my equal!

Wicked! Vile! Upon your last thought
May you find your accursed flesh
torn apart by Hell's frozen winds
amongst dead queens of the Nile
and virgin trophies of war!
I ask, timid, are you certain?
Alas, her anger again grows
Begone! Begone! Leave me be forever!
Or keep Mammon away from your digits
And allow me rest

Words, like poison for my skull and tongue
Falsehoods, yes, wrapped in anger, though
a fury from passion that's familiar
Now, I seek comfort and truth, from
An immortal and fair council
Please, for now, tell me my true fault
Reddit, am I the asshole here?
 
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Ambious on April 15, 2019, 03:48:04 pm
Also that comment at the end makes me think they recorded but edited out: AITA for being mad at my mother for not breastfeeding me?
 (https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/a3fovs/aita_for_being_mad_at_my_mother_for_not/)
I'm dumb, ignore
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 15, 2019, 07:04:23 pm
That was in the episode.  Did you fall asleep or something?
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Ambious on April 16, 2019, 04:50:48 am
That was in the episode.  Did you fall asleep or something?
Sham bam bamina!, April 15, 2019, 07:04:23 pm

I must've, I'll have to relisten.

Edit: I see what happened, I moved from my computer to my phone and skipped to the wrong time. Glad this made it in!
Edit2: Ooh I also missed the guy ignoring the fact that he has a kid. Both excellent readings!
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 20, 2019, 12:25:05 pm
http://twitter.com/dril/status/1116999190779809792
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 23, 2019, 04:01:05 pm
So I'm takin' a shit in the locker room and I calls out to these two fuckhead hockey players to stop sucking each other's cocks, and then told them I fucked their moms individually and that they're moms fought over me. AITA?
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: chai tea latte on April 23, 2019, 07:15:15 pm
So I'm takin' a shit in the locker room and I calls out to these two fuckhead hockey players to stop sucking each other's cocks, and then told them I fucked their moms individually and that they're moms fought over me. AITA?
🧛‍♀️📘, April 23, 2019, 04:01:05 pm
AIB(Am I Bunnybread?)
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Lemon on April 23, 2019, 07:59:40 pm
So I'm takin' a shit in the locker room and I calls out to these two fuckhead hockey players to stop sucking each other's cocks, and then told them I fucked their moms individually and that they're moms fought over me. AITA?
🧛‍♀️📘, April 23, 2019, 04:01:05 pm

Fuck you, Shoresy.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on April 28, 2019, 06:29:44 am
Another wonderful cross of two F+ subjects:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bi8fxn/aita_for_giving_my_daughter_a_cheap_prepaid_phone/

Moral of the story: you should've dropped it in the toilet, dummy.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: bubbleuj on April 30, 2019, 10:55:01 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bj6vdn/aita_for_grounding_my_12_yo_daughter_because_she/

Lol this sub
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 07, 2019, 05:04:31 pm
The Iranian yogurt is not the problem, LINDA.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D55wMHSW4AIxVYR.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D55wMHTXkAQc0Mc.jpg)
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: KendrickLobstar on May 07, 2019, 05:21:42 pm
i audibly gasped at "2100 cups of yogurt"

edit: i also gasped at everything after 2100 cups of yogurt as well
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on May 07, 2019, 06:06:54 pm
I would read a novel about a guy amassing a collection of illegal yogurt.  I would read a series of novels about that.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: FinchChunk on May 07, 2019, 07:15:54 pm
Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 07, 2019, 08:20:51 pm
when this baby hits 2400 cups of yogurt you're going to see some serious shit
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 08, 2019, 06:58:54 am
Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
FinchChunk, May 07, 2019, 07:15:54 pm
I think he was working on constructing a new girlfriend out of semi-sentient dairy fungus.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Victor Laszlo on May 08, 2019, 11:04:55 am
when this baby hits 2400 cups of yogurt you're going to see some serious shit
SATAN MILKSHAKE, May 07, 2019, 08:20:51 pm

(https://media.giphy.com/media/hwCYuJlyBHbyw/giphy.gif)
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: KingKalamari on May 08, 2019, 12:08:25 pm
Also "Just deal with it for a little longer"
Until when? What was going to happen. What sort of international yogurt smuggling deal was he about to pull off?
FinchChunk, May 07, 2019, 07:15:54 pm

Basically this, but yogurt:

Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Dawnswalker on May 08, 2019, 05:22:01 pm
Yes, you're right, Cuban yogurt is super illegal. Pack your bags, call the cops on your way to the train station, and don't look back.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 01:31:20 pm
So the antifeminist little shit seemed to start off with some gangstalking seedlings. Was it just me? Maybe it was just me.

Also Bunnybread, the San Jose hockey team is the Sharks.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Bunnybread on May 22, 2019, 08:35:33 am
Also Bunnybread, the San Jose hockey team is the Sharks.
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 01:31:20 pm

Isn't that exactly what I said? 

Thanks?
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2019, 09:00:36 am
Also Bunnybread, the San Jose hockey team is the Sharks.
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 01:31:20 pm

Isn't that exactly what I said? 

Thanks?
Bunnybread, May 22, 2019, 08:35:33 am
I think you said "whatever they were called" or something. I dunno, you expect me to remember everything you say after I have my own thought? Someone sure thinks highly of himself!
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Bunnybread on May 22, 2019, 10:13:43 am
Yup, guess there's no way to verify what I said around 1:20:50

Is this Girlsplaining?

AITA?
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2019, 10:28:06 am
Yup, guess there's no way to verify what I said around 1:20:50

Is this Girlsplaining?

AITA?
Bunnybread, May 22, 2019, 10:13:43 am
I was gonna continue the bit but I'm just too tickled by the idea of me girlsplaining sports to Bunnybread.
Title: 302: Don't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole
Post by: Neal on August 24, 2019, 05:44:34 pm
I have to say, I was expecting the "Ugly Eight" t-shirts to be released by now, and it's disappointing that I can't buy mine yet.