Snakes In The Ball Pit => How I choose to spend my time => Movies => Topic started by: Boots Raingear on January 25, 2016, 08:26:09 am
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 25, 2016, 08:26:09 am
Is there anybody who understands both teenagers and working in retail as much as Kevin? I doubt it.
Starring Johnny Depp's daughters, clearly taking a lesson from dad about being properly selective with which roles they accept. I can't wait to find out what happens when they go to the "Nenior Narny". Nenior Narny! classic.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Lemon on January 25, 2016, 09:14:35 am
Now, hang on - you say "starring Johnny Depp's daughters", but that isn't correct. It stars one daughter of Mr. Depp (Lily Rose). The other daughter is Real Life Trivia Question Harley Quinn Smith.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Lemon on January 25, 2016, 09:43:35 am
Also the movie is part of a series. Yoga Hosers will be followed by Moose Jaws. In preproduction now.
Both movies will also feature that dead eyed monster from Epic Meal Time.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 25, 2016, 10:29:14 am
I get that you're offended by the terrible Canadian accent, but that dialogue seemed more authentic than, say, Juno. And the name of the store they work in? That's the kind of joke that really makes you think.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 25, 2016, 01:47:29 pm
The villain is called THE BRATZI! Get it?!? Because he is a bratwurst...and a nazi!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha
I watched part of tusk with some friends (it was not my idea and I did not know about the movie or I would have ducked out.) The relief was palpable when the copy we were watching turned out to be corrupted and we couldn't continue.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 25, 2016, 06:38:33 pm
So, Tusk is available to watch on Amazon Instant Video with a Prime subscription, and I just so happen to have a 4 hour car ride tomorrow. I JUST might have to watch it tonight and write up a review tomorrow, since I'm sort of morbidly curious...
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 01, 2016, 08:13:25 pm
Ok, so I didn't get around to finishing and editing the review until now, but it's up! Enjoy. (http://wggh.tumblr.com/post/138515810958/review-tusk-2014)
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on May 11, 2016, 01:56:13 pm
So I feel obligated to inform you all that an OFFICIAL TRAILER for Yoga Hosers has been released, at long last!! I don't know how you get greenscreen effects to look that bad in the year 2016, but there you have it.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 11, 2016, 05:16:05 pm
So I feel obligated to inform you all that an OFFICIAL TRAILER for Yoga Hosers has been released, at long last!! I don't know how you get greenscreen effects to look that bad in the year 2016, but there you have it.
Fuck you, fuck this movie, and fuck everything forever.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on May 20, 2016, 02:55:32 pm
I think the hungry hungry hippos episode said it best "...he's an unfunny fat asshole" That is why he subjects people to his progressively more and more shitty movies.
Title: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Post by: Mu. on May 26, 2016, 12:53:26 pm
It looks like a sub-par sketch show's spoof film trailer
Kevin Smith is working on too many irony layers for me