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Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Lemon on August 17, 2019, 04:51:22 pm
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qUE7p9RiL._SY355_.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/308)
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Shell Game on August 17, 2019, 04:53:11 pm
... I'm gonna go with yyyyyyyyyyes? Yes. Alright now I'll listen and reap the rewards of my well thought out guess!


Okay now i've listened and some of those things were edible. Golly that site is a bag o' nonsense.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: blunge on August 17, 2019, 06:31:29 pm
I started singing Macarthur Park before the readers referenced it, is this normal?!
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Wrought on August 17, 2019, 06:54:27 pm
Oh my god! My doc actually got read! This is incredible! I was kind of worried that it'd just be a bunch of unreadable garbage! I'm really glad you managed to make an episode out of this, and I think it turned out really well! I was waiting with bated breath until you got to the "Fuck You" section. Guess I gotta make another doc now!
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Hux on August 17, 2019, 07:13:34 pm
this episode is fantastic. the food punching one and the pizza massage one killed me.
also, licking the silverware and spitting mashed potatoes into your childrens' mouths.

sure, we all do!
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Cheapskate on August 17, 2019, 10:29:43 pm
“If more than is used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, call poison control immediately.” Okay, but we’re eating it on purpose in the potato salad, so it should be fine?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 18, 2019, 12:30:35 am
Is it normal to be reminded of Har Mar Superstar in 2019?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 18, 2019, 02:19:04 am
Is it normal to be reminded of Har Mar Superstar in 2019?
Sham bam bamina!, August 18, 2019, 12:30:35 am

I'm reminded of him every time I watch one of the new MST3K episodes so... maybe?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 18, 2019, 03:22:00 am
Huh.  I never got around to watching the new seasons and somehow missed that he was involved, let alone singing the theme.  Learn something new every day.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Mix on August 18, 2019, 04:02:12 am
https://twitter.com/SPAMbrand/status/1162103928022011904?s=20

now I'm not SAYING that ridiculists chanting 'pumpkin spice bacon' willed this into existance, but...
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 18, 2019, 11:52:43 am
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qUE7p9RiL._SY355_.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/308)
Lemon, August 17, 2019, 04:51:22 pm

Since there was but one noodle, it would be macarono and cheese
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 18, 2019, 11:53:26 am
Oh my god! My doc actually got read! This is incredible! I was kind of worried that it'd just be a bunch of unreadable garbage! I'm really glad you managed to make an episode out of this, and I think it turned out really well! I was waiting with bated breath until you got to the "Fuck You" section. Guess I gotta make another doc now!
Wrought, August 17, 2019, 06:54:27 pm

This was a very funny doc. Hope to see more from you in the future
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: A Meat on August 18, 2019, 01:11:18 pm
can confirm wheat is evil, not due to any of the reasons they suggested, just because I can't eat it
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Neal on August 18, 2019, 03:53:29 pm
Okay, do people genuinely not remember that Joel Veitch was a fairly well-known Flash animator for a while, and the Quizno's commercial was based on one of his works?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Classic Beef on August 18, 2019, 06:16:44 pm
What do you guys think is the most punchable food?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Wrought on August 18, 2019, 07:03:55 pm
Pizza, but before you cook it. That or a giant side of beef
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 18, 2019, 07:41:34 pm
What do you guys think is the most punchable food?
Classic Beef, August 18, 2019, 06:16:44 pm

Meat substitutes.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 18, 2019, 07:44:35 pm
Okay, do people genuinely not remember that Joel Veitch was a fairly well-known Flash animator for a while, and the Quizno's commercial was based on one of his works?
Neal, August 18, 2019, 03:53:29 pm

I was like twelve years old when that came out, so no.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Turtle on August 18, 2019, 07:45:00 pm
What do you guys think is the most punchable food?
Classic Beef, August 18, 2019, 06:16:44 pm
Man
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Hux on August 19, 2019, 08:54:36 am
Okay, do people genuinely not remember that Joel Veitch was a fairly well-known Flash animator for a while, and the Quizno's commercial was based on one of his works?
Neal, August 18, 2019, 03:53:29 pm
yeah! i really appreciated that reference. he made rathergoodstuff and i was obsessed with those creatures as a kid. they’re called spongmonkeys by the way.
i still know all the words to his lolcat song he did. i am not proud of this.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: KingKalamari on August 19, 2019, 12:46:56 pm
So I've been spending the last twenty minutes trying to understand Hansberger's...everything. He seems to be really, really concerned about his dietary restrictions, but not for any sort of ethical or health reasons. As near as I can tell he's convinced he's some sort of special and intellectual wunderkind, has realized that a lot of notable people throughout history have had dietary restrictions and has thus decided that's a thing he should also do and is...trying to establish reasoning behind this through trial and error?

I mean obviously there's something going on in this guy's head and his thought processes don't line up with conventional logic, but there's usually some kind of internal consistency with this sort of crazy...
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 19, 2019, 02:28:06 pm
His fixations and the way he writes remind me of the Jar Jar boobs guy, but with dieting instead of Star Wars trivia.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2019, 02:39:05 pm
To me he's the Anti Kadir Buxton, but where Andy wants to help the world with his ideas, Hans only cares about himself
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 19, 2019, 05:28:40 pm
To me he's the Anti Kadir Buxton, but where Andy wants to help the world with his ideas, Hans only cares about himself
A Meat, August 19, 2019, 02:39:05 pm

So the Hansberger method would involve you headbutting him to express your recognition of his superiority and good health?

Also in answer to best food for punching.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Pavlova on August 20, 2019, 03:16:47 pm
Great doc, Wrought!

That eating tumors bit was the most uncomfortable I've ever been while grocery shopping, so thanks!
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: adrenochrome dome on August 20, 2019, 07:37:19 pm
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qUE7p9RiL._SY355_.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/308)
Lemon, August 17, 2019, 04:51:22 pm

oh cool another creepypasta episode
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Classic Beef on August 20, 2019, 09:42:37 pm
Has anyone had luck finding this single noodle mac and cheese?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Neal on August 20, 2019, 09:49:56 pm
They may be thinking of Franco-American brand canned mac n' cheese? It's very spaghetti-like.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: chai tea latte on August 20, 2019, 11:34:10 pm
Has anyone had luck finding this single noodle mac and cheese?
Classic Beef, August 20, 2019, 09:42:37 pm
as the description started I thought 'oh, biang! I love biang!' and was swiftly disappointed
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Captain Fargle on August 22, 2019, 06:36:03 pm
Thanks STOG.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on August 22, 2019, 07:50:02 pm
This was a great episode - it felt like several different styles of F Plus converging into one. Dumb Q and A sites, bad recipes, shitty teens having forum drama, even a bit of a singular, incomprehensible kook at the end with the Hitler diet guy!

Also, is Is It Normal based in the UK or something? It seemed like there were a ton of Brits this time, more than I remember being on this site in past episodes.
Title: Is it Nermal?
Post by: Boots Raingear on August 22, 2019, 08:20:50 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/zZXUGA9.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/VUocHaJ.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/JVESFdO.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/IjFYhoV.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/VUlKv3g.png)

I apologize, I've had this non-joke in my head for a week now
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Neal on August 22, 2019, 09:54:14 pm
Granted, it's funnier than "Is It Nergal?"
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: A Meat on August 22, 2019, 11:42:08 pm
Granted, it's funnier than "Is It Nergal?"
Neal, August 22, 2019, 09:54:14 pm
which in turn works better than Ereshkigarfield
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Pavlova on August 27, 2019, 02:11:11 am
My college had a cannibal thing for a few months and just... That whole thing about couple who really liked eating food off each other gave me horrible memories of that.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 27, 2019, 08:14:40 am
My college had a cannibal thing for a few months and just... That whole thing about couple who really liked eating food off each other gave me horrible memories of that.
Pavlova, August 27, 2019, 02:11:11 am

It's ok Pavlova everyone goes through a cannibal phase in College... Wait, what?
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Neal on August 27, 2019, 08:25:52 am
My college had a cannibal thing for a few months and just... That whole thing about couple who really liked eating food off each other gave me horrible memories of that.
Pavlova, August 27, 2019, 02:11:11 am

It's ok Pavlova everyone goes through a cannibal phase in College... Wait, what?
Dr. Buttplug, August 27, 2019, 08:14:40 am

Yeah, you can't just say that and expect to not explain further.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on August 27, 2019, 09:20:09 am
My college had a cannibal thing for a few months and just... That whole thing about couple who really liked eating food off each other gave me horrible memories of that.
Pavlova, August 27, 2019, 02:11:11 am

It's ok Pavlova everyone goes through a cannibal phase in College... Wait, what?
Dr. Buttplug, August 27, 2019, 08:14:40 am

Yeah us normal people stick to a Cannibal Corpse and Amazon cannibal movies phase.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 28, 2019, 05:09:45 pm
Remembered the Hitler diet and laughed way too hard.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: thelizzerd on March 01, 2020, 10:30:20 pm
This is the podcast episode that I've decided it's a good idea to write code to. I'm not sure if this is a bad idea or not. It's probably a bad idea.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Antivehicular on March 02, 2020, 05:27:28 am
I still think about the single-noodle canned mac-n-cheese ever so often. It's an... arresting image.
Title: 308: Is It Edible?
Post by: Diploskull on March 02, 2020, 11:51:52 am
I still think about the single-noodle canned mac-n-cheese ever so often. It's an... arresting image.
Antivehicular, March 02, 2020, 05:27:28 am

Yeah, same. If I'm at the grocery store and see canned pasta I wonder about it.