I met a cool person in a lobby at PAX who is a fan of the podcast

[eatenmyeyes]

She talked up a few of the regulars(Squiddy, Boots, and Lemon got  a mention) and asked if I knew what Portaxx looked like. She seemed really chill.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Please tell me you made up something completely absurd about me.

"Ah yes, Portaxx! Has tattooes on her nose and her eyes smell of the sea, they do! Has legs like a grasshopper and the arms of a grandfather clock! An' I hear tell she sweats pineapple juice!"

[Lemon]

Portaxx is a girl?

[A Meat]

Portaxx is a girl?

Pretty sure Pokemon can be girls, facts check out.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Portaxx is a girl?

No, see, that was the one absurd claim I wanted eatenmyeyes to make!

[EYE OF ZA]

Some Pokemon can be girls but Portaxx is probably a Starmie or something.

[TacoChillocko]

I MET THE ENTIRE F PLUS CREW WHILE TRYING TO GET A CORNDOG AND THEY WERE ALL BIG JERKS WHO REFUSED TO SIGN MY NAPKINS AND THEY DIDN'T SOUND AT ALL LIKE THEY DO ON THE INTERNET AND THEN LEMON STOLE MY CORNDOG

[eatenmyeyes]

Please tell me you made up something completely absurd about me.

"Ah yes, Portaxx! Has tattooes on her nose and her eyes smell of the sea, they do! Has legs like a grasshopper and the arms of a grandfather clock! An' I hear tell she sweats pineapple juice!"

How do I know that wasn't you?

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Please tell me you made up something completely absurd about me.

"Ah yes, Portaxx! Has tattooes on her nose and her eyes smell of the sea, they do! Has legs like a grasshopper and the arms of a grandfather clock! An' I hear tell she sweats pineapple juice!"

How do I know that wasn't you?

I'm not very good at not sounding like me!

Though in fairness you're right, that actually would be something I'd do if given the opportunity, tee-hee.

[TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan]

Did they have mini donuts to share?

[strifeheart]

Did they have mini donuts to share?

Share?! I think not.

[applecake]

I hung out with my friend who introduced me to the podcast in the first place, which was a blast, since I don't get to see her much. Wish I'd met more people while I was there, though.

And then of course I found out JimmyFranks was there the day after it was all over. But he followed me back on Twitter! Yaaayyy.