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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 42602 times)

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Porn Poems #105
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Porn Poems #106

chai tea latte, June 06, 2021, 05:10:32 pm

The Kruger for our times

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Porn Poems #107
Cumstain windowpane
Clouding my judgment yet again
Honey, please, I can explain
It was there, in you, or down the drain
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Porn Poems #108
i hope you know
when you fuck other girls
i'm having cybersex on WoW
--rupi kaur
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Porn Poems #109
Heading down to the hardware store of sex
Gonna get myself some wood polish, screws and nails
a couple of nuts and a light switch
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let my face
be the zine with the glowing review
of your new album
of your cock
xX_sp00ks_Xx Lemon Frank West

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Porn Poems #111
Taking my dick down to half mast
to honor those who have fallen
the pussyhounds of the past
killed in "action" we call 'em
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Porn Poems #112
A lady was known as a slut
who only fucked guys who were cut.
Post-coitus, in bed,
she'd cut off their head
and feed the remains to her mutt.
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A lady was known as a slut
who only fucked guys who were cut.
Post-coitus, in bed,
she'd cut off their head
and feed the remains to her mutt.
A Meat, September 03, 2021, 10:19:15 am
This belongs in The Pearl
Great Joe

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Porn Poems #114
Prenez, frère,
Mon derrière.
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Porn Poems #115
I.
My wife for the Horde!

II.
Something be doing?
Jerk, jerk.

III.
Fuck'hard!

IV.
You're annoying my dog.
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V.
his taz'dingo refilled my Moon Well.
I stand ready
waiting on you
to uproot your
ancient
tree of life.
by the great winds
i come
but where's the great fucking winds
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Porn Poems #117
saluting the memory
of people who can't
jerk off to 9/11 anymore
because it's no longer a teen
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Porn Poems #118
Our addiction to friction
Was met without restriction
Skin rubbed skin, making us jubilant
Until bracing for your glazing
I found myself chafing
Next time I'll buy better lubricant
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« Last Edit: September 11, 2021, 04:44:18 pm by Lemon »

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Porn Poems #119
you are
the iced coffee
with whom I walk in ten minutes late
And everyone stares
And they're beneath us.

Later tonight,
I'm beneath you
And the iced coffee
is a venti grande mocha
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